Who Said It.......
October 24th 2006 04:31
I enjoy laughing at the very dumb things that celebrities may say or do. I also laugh (very nervously) at the dumb things politicians say and do. Now given that politician are charged with the running of countries, you’d expect them to be a little smarter than your average celebrity. But is that true? Not necessarily. Read the quotes below and see if you can guess whether it was an elected Politician or a celebrity.
1. See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction. - Sadly, it was George W Bush who said this. And while I hate to point out when he gets things wrong, I feel compelled to ask, 'Just how many nuclear weapons does the US have George W'? Pretty much, more than the rest of the world combined is the answer.
2. Wal-mart... do they like make walls there - No Paris Hilton they don't. In fact, the Walton family who founded Walmart are worth quite a lot more than the Hiltons.
3. They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing - Actually Ted Kennedy, I would have thought JFK was more Tyrannosaurus Sex than you. And by the way, who calls themself that????
4. I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people - Former Vice-President Dan Quayle said that. Possibly the only man in politics dumber that George W.
5. I'm jealous of Ethiopian kids. I'd love to be skinny like them, except for the flies and the deaths - yep, Mariah Carey, you are a true humanitarian.
6. Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.' - while I'm almost certain that George W also has to ask Laura if he's eating chicken or tuna, it was newlywed Jessica Simpson who famously asked this question.
7. The problem with the French, is that they don’t have a word for 'Entrepreneur' - hate to break it to you George W, but entrepreneur IS a french word. That C average from Yale obviously didn't include French.
8. I'm the master of low expectations - Trying to get more examples of George W being an idiot is almost too easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel. But at least he always manages to live up to our very low expectations of him.
9. There's no master plan! I'm just gonna be me and hope it all works out - you probably should have had some kind of plan Britney Spears.....maybe you could have bypassed that skanky husband of yours if you did.
10. Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President - Ben Affleck does have a point here. JFK, Bill Clinton......they definitely got the chicks.
1. See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction. - Sadly, it was George W Bush who said this. And while I hate to point out when he gets things wrong, I feel compelled to ask, 'Just how many nuclear weapons does the US have George W'? Pretty much, more than the rest of the world combined is the answer.
2. Wal-mart... do they like make walls there - No Paris Hilton they don't. In fact, the Walton family who founded Walmart are worth quite a lot more than the Hiltons.
3. They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing - Actually Ted Kennedy, I would have thought JFK was more Tyrannosaurus Sex than you. And by the way, who calls themself that????
4. I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people - Former Vice-President Dan Quayle said that. Possibly the only man in politics dumber that George W.
5. I'm jealous of Ethiopian kids. I'd love to be skinny like them, except for the flies and the deaths - yep, Mariah Carey, you are a true humanitarian.
6. Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.' - while I'm almost certain that George W also has to ask Laura if he's eating chicken or tuna, it was newlywed Jessica Simpson who famously asked this question.
7. The problem with the French, is that they don’t have a word for 'Entrepreneur' - hate to break it to you George W, but entrepreneur IS a french word. That C average from Yale obviously didn't include French.
8. I'm the master of low expectations - Trying to get more examples of George W being an idiot is almost too easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel. But at least he always manages to live up to our very low expectations of him.
9. There's no master plan! I'm just gonna be me and hope it all works out - you probably should have had some kind of plan Britney Spears.....maybe you could have bypassed that skanky husband of yours if you did.
10. Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President - Ben Affleck does have a point here. JFK, Bill Clinton......they definitely got the chicks.
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