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Celebrity Obsession - November 2006

What NOT To Wear On The Red Carpet

November 17th 2006 04:49

Check out what English popstar and glamour model (think Jordan) Michelle Heaton wore to the World Music Awards in London last night.

Michelle Heaton (photo from www.splashnewsonline.com)

Now, I don't care how young and hot you might be, butt-crack is not sexy. Nor is it appropriate for the red carpet. In fact, I can't think of anywhere the ass-crack is appropriate.

How can she possibly think this is a sexy look????

And while we're talking about what not to wear, fellow glamour model Jordan also turned out in the usual shocking outfit.

Jordan (photo from splashnewsonline.com

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What is it with glamour models? I know that these girls are hardly rocket scientists (in fact, I'm not sure either of them could spell the word 'rocket') but that's no excuse for these outfits.

I haven't taken the opportunity to trace where the words "glamour model" originated from, but I have a feeling that they are an acient greek term for "talentless skank who must show large amounts of flesh".

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Comment by charles

November 17th 2006 05:13

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These pale in comparison to what Kelly Brook once wore to the red carpet!!!

Charles.

Comment by KylieW

November 17th 2006 05:22

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Oh, I'll have to find pics of her on the red carpet.

There's been lots of shockers. The dress that Rose McGowan wore to an awards show that was essentially just lots of string and covered no part of her body was particularly trashy and tarty.

Comment by TonyK

November 17th 2006 05:26

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I remember that one. God knows what she saw in Marilyn Manson. The Brownlow medal always seems to be a good source for rather revealing dresses. Less is more sometimes

Comment by KylieW

November 17th 2006 05:32

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Oh yeah, the brownlow is just a never ending parade of skanky blondes who think that more skin=more style.

And while I know that it's good for the blokes, but please, it's not stylish!!

(God I'm a catty bitch!!! LOL)

Comment by TonyK

November 17th 2006 05:50

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Haha, na skinny is ugly. and some of those women at the Brownlow I'll admit they have nice bodies, but some of them not so pretty in the face department,lol

Comment by KylieW

November 17th 2006 05:58

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Wow, you look at their faces??? You could be the only male who does you know. lol.

For not just looking at their boobs (and other exposed flesh) and for championing curves on girls, you get an elephant stamp Tony. lol.

Comment by TonyK

November 17th 2006 06:18

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Aww thankyou. You can actually look at their faces and boobs at same time,called multi tasking,lol

Comment by Chantal

November 17th 2006 10:38

Haha!!

"talentless skank who must show large amounts of flesh"

That is priceless! I cant believe anyone would voluntarily show arsecrack!

Comment by Adrienne

November 17th 2006 20:05

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Don't you know ass cleavage is in right now? Haha

Comment by Nina

November 18th 2006 00:04

Honestly, who would put on either of those dresses and think that it's a good look? Don't these women have access to a mirror?

Comment by Cibbuano

November 18th 2006 22:42

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in Asterix and Obelix meet Cleopatra, Monica Belluci, as Cleopatra, wears a dress with an open back down to her ass. It was pretty delicious...

Comment by KylieW

November 19th 2006 22:29

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I don't mind open to the ass......but I don't actually want to see ass crack!! Such a bad look.

Comment by Ragin Cajun

November 20th 2006 04:01

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Is that a faint tattoo above her ass crack? I think it says "Insert Coins Here".

Comment by KylieW

November 20th 2006 22:35

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Ha, you may be right Ragin Cajun. I wasn't sure if it was 'insert coins here' or 'swipe card here'....but it's definitely something like that.

Comment by Anonymous

April 8th 2007 08:56

Clearly the author of this review hasnt been to college any time in the past five years. Female asscrack is ubiquitous there and unless you're gay, its a turn on. Perhaps the author is a conservative femanist and is oblvious to what turns men on. If you want to critique the dress, then i agree, lousy dress. but asscrack, as the result of wearing lowrise jeans, say, can be quite sexy. Welcome to life.

Comment by KylieW

April 10th 2007 00:04

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Anon,

Sorry luv, but buttcrack ain't sexy. Ever. This is a topic I've wondered about for a while and have actually polled a number of guys on this issue....and they agree with me.

But then, each to their own. If butt crack is what does it for you.....then soak it up! lol.

Kylie

Comment by Anonymous

May 7th 2007 14:56

one word to say kylie.......jealous

Comment by KylieW

May 22nd 2007 04:45

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Anon - yes, you're correct of course. I'm desperately jealous of these bimbos.

Comment by Anonymous

July 27th 2007 04:02

hey just 'cos ur crack looks like a plumber's and u can't wear such a short dress due to ur hog-like legs it doesn't mean u have the right to call models like that... i mean ur argument makes absolutely no sense, just 'cos they do like their body and hence feel it right to show it, they are not dumb for that.

Comment by KylieW

July 29th 2007 23:54

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Anon - you're right of course. Models are actually very intelligent. That's why they're successful at a job that requires that they never speak a word!!

Actually there are some smart ones. Jordan and this chick with her crack out just aren't in that group!!!

Comment by Anonymous

August 29th 2007 06:52

Yeah. I think it's sexy. I heart girl ass crack.

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