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Dina Lohan - Mum of the Year

May 8th 2008 05:41

Listen mini-Lindsay, you will stand there and do exactly as I say. I'm going to make you a star if I have to direct and produce your sex tap myself

Okay, so normally when you see a headline like that you think I'm being sarcastic. Cos obviously, calling Dina an outstanding mother is like saying that Pete Doherty should teach kids about drugs!

But I'm serious! Dina Lohan was given an award for Outstanding Mother of the Year at a Long Island charity event, organised by a group called Mingling Moms.

Me thinks, the Mingling Mom's have been smoking a whole lot of waccy tabaccy! Drugs is the only reason anyone could have come up with the idea of giving Dina an award for parenting. Unless they give out awards for completely f**king up your kids life. Which I'm not discounting.

The group even gave Jennifer Lopez an award for parenting.......and she's been a mum now for about 3 months. So you know, they have pretty high standards. I'm surprised that they haven't given Michael Jackson the Father of the Year Award. Or at least a lifetime achievement award for services to small children................

Did I take that too far?????

Anyway, you get my point. Obviously, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel and the Mingling Moms are just desperately trying to get Dina onside so that she can show them how they too can exploit their children for their own personal gain.

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Demi's Best Ever Detox Secret

March 26th 2008 04:04

Demi and her two kids.......I mean her husband and her daughter

Welcome back everyone! I hope you all had a great Easter, and like me, ate WAYYYYYYY too many chocolate eggs (can anyone explain to me the link between Jesus dying on the cross and chocolate eggs? Cos I'm not really seeing it.......). If like me, you were an Easter pig, maybe you should consider going on a detox? I personally can't be bothered with the whole detox thing (no willpower), but good ol' Demi Moore swears by it.

To many people, stripping down, shaving your body, immersing yourself in turpentine and then letting leeches suck your blood doesn't sound like it would be fun. Or that you should pay a lot of money to have this procedure done on you. But Demi think's it's a great detox.

Then again, Demi will do just about anything in the name of staying young!

On David Letterman the other night, Demi Moore told David that she's "always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimise your health and healing." And apparently while in Austria doing a cleanse, she also underwent leech therapy. Yeeech.

But before you think of heading down to your local river and sourcing some leeches for a DIY detox, it's not that simple. According to Demi they don't use just any old leech, these leeches are "highly trained medical leeches."

How does one train a leech? And what makes a medical leech different from a swamp leech? Is it the stethoscope he wears around his slimy neck?

According to Demi the leeches detoxify your blood, and she told David Letterman that she was feeling "very detoxified right now."

So there you have it, the secret to Demi's youthful appearance is leech therapy. Oh and the $400,000 she spent on full body plastic surgery a few years ago. That probably helped. Not as much as the leeches.....but still pretty helpful.

Of course, all the leeches and plastic surgery in the world won't help Demi's acting career.

One last comment before I go. How ripped off do you think Rumer Willis feels (pictured above with Demi and Ashton)? Your mum is Demi - who is a very attractive woman. Your dad is Bruce Willis - who is damn hot. And what does Rumer get? The mother of all chins! Seriously. That's a hell of a chin.

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Now You Can Have Sex With A Celebrity

March 18th 2008 04:01

This blow up doll probably has a higher IQ than Jessica!

Here's one for the "What in the Weird" files my friends! If you've always had a thing for Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan or Sarah Jessica Parker but thought you'd never have a chance in hell of sleeping with them, then today is your lucky day!

Some entrepreneurial adult toy manufacturer has decided to make celebrity look-a-like blow up sex dolls! So now you can sleep with a plastic version of favourite celebrity. If you're interested, you can purchase your doll at many online adult retailers. In fact, I hear that Keith Urban and David Beckham have ordered dolls to be made up of Nicole and Victoria for the times that they feel like having sex with a woman that feels a little less plastic than their wives!

Wow, just when I thought that you couldn't get any more pathetic than buying yourself a plastic doll to have sex with, they come up with this!

Is there a big market for unsexy sex dolls?

Is it just me, or does Sarah Jessica Parker seem like an odd person to include in the sex doll range? I can understand Lindsay, Eva and the Jessica's, they've got that sex-bomb thing going on. But Sarah Jessica Parker? I mean last year, SJP was named by Maxim as their Unsexiest Person. I afraid of the people who might consider boning SJP's doll!!! (actually, I'm a little wary of anyone who has to resort to sex dolls!). Mind you, of the sex-doll packaging, I do think the marketing geniuses have excelled with SJP's. Seriously, who comes up with the titles for porno's and sex toys? Is there a class that you have to take to come up with cheesy titles like these????

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Scarlett Johansson Gives Awesome Gifts

October 31st 2007 02:10

My what pretty teeth you have Miss Scarlett

Last week, Scarlett Johansson's boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds had his birthday. So what did his hot girlfriend do for him? Take him out for dinner and then treat him to a private strip show? Buy him a car? Answer her door to him naked and carrying a case of beer (heads up girls, if you really want to do something special for your man, I have it on good authority that that last option is the one to go with!)

So what did Scarlett get Ryan? Well, it was none of the above. Instead Scarlett had to have her wisdom teeth removed. So she had one dipped in gold and had it strung on a necklace for him

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It's a Mystery

September 12th 2007 01:22

Before I report on any real news (did you like the way I just pretended that what I have to say is real news......clever huh?) something has come to my attention. I can't explain it. Maybe you can.

I know Paris Hilton has tried to overhaul her image since leaving prison. But can anyone explain to me why it is that she thinks having old lady hair will make her credible

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This is bloody funny!!!!!!!!

September 2nd 2007 08:23

Most of you might have seen the Lindsay Lohan Fully Loaded Video that I put up here a few weeks ago.

Well now, some very creative folks at OMovies have done their own Lindsay Lohan video and it's quite possibly the best one I've seen yet. Bloody funny stuff

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NFL Star Sued for $63.....BILLION Dollars

August 16th 2007 01:58

The new Osama Bin Laden??

I don't generally write about sports stars, but today's story is so crazy I had to tell you all about it!!!

South Carolina inmate, Jonathan Lee Riches got his crazy on, and has filed a lawsuit against NFL player Michael Vick for $63B!!! Vick, who is quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, is currently facing charges for participating in illegal dogfighting

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Just Another Reason Why I LOVE Roseanne

August 7th 2007 01:21

Roseanne Barr at the 1994 MTV Movie Awards

Elvira, is that you??

I've always loved Roseanne Barr. I loved the tv show Roseanne. I loved Roseanne's fashion sense......c'mon, who doesn't love an overweight woman who will go out in public in skin tight red leather (damn I wish I could have found a picture of it)?

And another reason I love Roseanne? Well, she's not afraid to drink and blog. And she doesn't mind having a laugh at herself! I mean, I'll be honest, while most of her blog is politically minded and kinda boring, I still love her

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The Best Lindsay Lohan Video.....

August 1st 2007 06:06

Remember the video of David Hasselhoff, drunk in Las Vegas trying to eat a burger while his daughter remonstrated him about drinking? Well, a Lindsay Lohan look-a-like has done a Lindsay Lohan version of it. And quite frankly, it's bloody funny! Take a look.

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Courtney Love's Spelling Is Worse Than Lindsay Lohan's

July 23rd 2007 00:07

Courtney Love at Paris Hilton's birthday

Can she even speak english anymore?

Want to know what will happen to your brain if you spend too many years taking WAY too many drugs? Well, take a look at the most recent post on Courtney Love's MySpace page. You know,. if the government really wants to turn kids off drugs, they'll forget about those lame drug ads that are on tv and just show posts from Courtney's blog.

Here's just a sample

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The Weird World of Celebrities

July 18th 2007 04:04

It's a slow news day today in Celeb land, so I've collected a few wacky celebrity stories for you to enjoy.

Who names their child Bunny?

Peter Andre and Jordan Name Their New Daughter..........Bunny.
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No Steve-O Don't Do It.......

July 17th 2007 04:40

Steve-O with a leech being put on his eye

That's a leech that is being applied to his eye!

Jackass and Wild Boyz fans may be pleased to hear that Steve-O is releasing a rap album (they'd be the only ones pleased to hear it). It seems that of late Steve-O has been working hard and partying even harder. So hard that Johnny Knoxville (also of Jackass fame) has taken Steve-O aside to make it clear how worried everyone has been about his behaviour. So hard in fact, that Steve-O felt compelled to post this message on his offical MySpace page.

People Have Been Worrying About Me
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