Wedding Bells Are Gonna Be Ringing
October 1st 2007 09:53
The bun appears to be cooking nicely in the oven
Five months pregnant, Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden are rumoured to be getting hitched on October 13 in Laguna Beach. It's one thing to be a formerly anorexic heroin junkie who has been photographed snorting mountains of cocain.......but Nicole draws the line at having an illegitmate child!
And just because her first two marriages didn't end in happily ever after doesn't mean that Pamela Anderson's 3rd marriage won't (though the odds are good that this one won't last either.....but give the girl an A for effort!).
Pamela Anderson and her fiance Rick Solomon have applied for and been granted a marriage licence in Las Vegas. She's been married on the beach and a boat, but Pammy's never tied the knot in Vegas. Pamela and Rick have only been dating a few months (they got together after Pamela paid off a gambling debt to Rick with sexual favours).
See girls, true romance isn't dead. The next time you hear about a sleaze-ball who pedalled around a video he took of himself and his ex-girlfriend having sex, don't cry in outrage. Look him up and offer to be in his next video. That's the path to true love..........
LinksTMZ - Nicole Richie and Joel Set a Wedding Date
Access Hollywood - Pamela Anderson & Rick Solomon Granted a Marriage Licence
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Comment by katyzzz
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Love the pink, hadn't noticed it before.
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Comment by JoshZ
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Imagine our surprise.
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hope you are well Kylie
Comment by KylieW
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Josh - let me know you're date and I'll do exclusive coverage of the event. An Orble celeb getting married is worthy of a post surely!
JoH - yes, it's the kids I feel sorry for too
Ash - I thik that Pam should stick to stamp collecting. Her husband collection isn't exactly top shelf!!
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Comment by KylieW
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Nina - I think we can safely say that there will be a new sex tape on the market within months!
Comment by Miswanderlust
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Oh this post reminds me of a song...wonder if Nicole has ever heard it?
only see it on tv
read it in the magazines
celebrities that want sympathy
all they do is piss and moan
inside the rolling stone
talking about how hard life can be
Id like to see them spend the week
livin life out on the street
I dont think they would survive
but they could spend a day or two
walking in someone elses shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
they would fall
Fall
Comment by KylieW
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HAHA! Nicole irritates me way more than Paris and co. She's a total little diva......and yet she's famous because she used to be Paris' best friend.
She doesn't even have a talent. And I watched the 1st season of the Simple Life and discovered that Paris may be dumb (actually, there's no 'may' about it....she's dumb)....but Nicole is actually mean and nasty. And I don't like that.
And I've no doubt her kid will be equally as bad!!!
Kylie
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Comment by Jo 3
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I have a LONG way to go people.
Great article! Liked the cynical ovetone, how else could one write about this afterall?
Jo