Wrap Up of the VMA's
September 11th 2007 03:20
Yes, we found your performance laughable as well
For those of you who didn't catch the awards, here's what you missed:
Britney Killing Her Career
It would seem that Ms Spears has nailed the final nail into the coffin of her career. Her big comeback was as lame as you'd expect. CLICK HERE to see a short video of her very lacklustre performance.
So bad was Britney's performance that the star herself supposedly burst into tears once she left the stage. Here's a tip Britney - maybe you should have bothered rehearsing instead of drinking and partying all weekend in Vegas. I know, it's a kooky idea, but one that you should explore!
Brit is trying to lay blame for her performance on comedian Sarah Silverman (the same woman who made fun of Paris hours before she headed to jail). Brit supposedly found out that Sarah was going to make fun of her and she couldn't focus on her performance.
Stop blaming everyone else Britney, and get yourself to a psychiatrist......PRONTO!!!
Kayne Is A Cry Baby
The biggest whiner in music, Kayne West had a cry to the media after he failed to win in any of the 5 categories he was nominated for. "Thats two years in a row man....give a black man a chance" he was overheard whining. "I'm trying hard man, I have the....number one record, man". Remember this is the man who stormed the stage last year to protest when he failed to win best video. Apparently Kayne thinks if you pay a million dollars for a video you deserve to win an award, no matter how shit it is.
Grow up you whiny motherf**ker or I'll bust a cap up yo'ass myself!
Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Rumble
Tommy Lee got slapped around by Kid Rock at a VMA afterparty, resulting in Bob (aka Kid Rock) getting cited for misdemeanor battery and Tommy Lee being thrown out of the venue. Noone is totally sure about what caused the fight! Presumably it had to something to do with Pammy. What a classy threesome they make.
Justin and Rhianna Hook Up
Media Take Out are claiming that Justin Timberlake left the Palms Hotel After Party after the VMA's with singer Rhianna, and the two were not seen for the rest of night. A pretty ballsy move on both their parts as Justin was at the function with his girlfriend Jessica Biel who was said to be looking for her man.
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Michaelie
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Who said slapstick was dead?
MNG
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Saw the shots of her come back gig and she should have stayed away.
It is pretty bad when the backup dances look better than you do.
Comment by Stanley
i do have one beef with some of the coverage concerning the artist formerly known as mrs. federline and that is the fact that some media pundits have called her 'out of shape' or other euphemisms for fat!
i actually think she looks rather good and it is snide comments like these that make young females want to look like stick insects!
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Damo - she was a shambles. When you can't even remember how to lip sync the words to your own song, you're in trouble
Stanley - I'm so pleased to hear you say that about Britney. Her performance was a shambles, but I can't believe that the media is saying she looked fat. I thougth her physique was the only good aspect of her performance!!!
Of course the same mags that called her fat at the awards are running magazines about stars are too thin. Honestly you can't win.
Also, Kayne......oh for gods sake......his whining make me want to wring his f**king neck!!!
Michaelie - I agree totally. Other than those hair extensions, she looked really good.
Comment by JoH
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Comment by Chic Critique
It was funny what Sarah Silverman said though.....made me laugh......! I can't repeat it here. Have a search online and you'll find it somewhere.
And you guys are right, her body was the only decent thing about her. She was so uncommitted. If she had been on Australian Idol she would have been voted off (I'm saying this in my best 13 year old voice).
Cheers
CC
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
You sure are vicious....and funny
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Michaelie
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Ash - tragic isn't it!
CC - I thought it was pretty funny too.
Mrs M - these people all deserve it!!! That's my theory and I'm sticking to it
Michaelie - I like it. I'm going to use it!
Comment by Cibbuano
20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
The outfit, though, was outrageous. I read that MTV picked out something that looked appropriate, and Spears put on the underwear she had bought before the show. What?
Comment by Sheree
Cliche Murder
haha!
Just the day prior to this abysmal performance, I watched her do 'I'm a slave for you' at one of those mtv award thingos.
It was pretty awesome. She could dance with a huge python around her neck.
and her body was amazing. Do I feel sorry for her? Not at all. I don't even know who that person is!
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
Always see it on TV
Read in the magazines
Celebrities who want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the Rolling Stone
Talking about
How hard life can Be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Living life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall...
Fall...
How ironic Mr. Nicole Richie....
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
Someone should start a fund to buy Britney some dignity. Her body looks fine, but she's no prepubescent poptart anymore. She's a mother and in her mid-twenties for f****'s sake!
Oh, and Alex Haley called--wants to interview her about her black roots...