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October 3rd 2007 09:25
Tori Spelling hosts the PUssycat Lounge
Is this supposed to be sexy or scary?
Oh the horror!!! That's the first thing I started yelling when I saw these pics of Tori Spelling hosting the Pussycat Lounge in Las Vegas.


Is this supposed to be sexy??? I guess at least those freaky fake boobs are covered up. But what about that mouth??? It's like someone took the mouth from Luna Park and parked it on her face! And shouldn't she have a chin????

Just asking............

Actually, it looks as though the Pussycat Lounge doesn't care so much about sex appeal. Jessica Simpson hosted their 2 yr anniversary bash (pic below). Can anyone explain how pretending to be a transvestite is sexy?????

Jessica Simpson hosts pussycat lounge
When did she become a black man??


When did Jessica Simpson become a man in womans clothing (with a boob job)?????


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Comment by Ash

October 3rd 2007 12:25
hahahaha Kylie

perhaps they need to rethink their stylist.... and photographer!

It's like someone took the mouth from Luna Park and parked it on her face!

That`s quite a visual!

Tori Spelling though? isn`t she a has been? Or has daddy been pulling some strings for his baby???

Comment by Mrs M

October 3rd 2007 13:18
It's all wrong.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Mountain Fog

October 3rd 2007 13:44
Ash,
Tori's daddy is dead...and she squeeled because he didn't leave her countless millions....probably just tens of mill...

Anyhoo...Kylie...I'd love to see you with your own net interview pod casty thang...better still...a late night face stripping celebrity review on free TV! If I win lotto, I'll produce it!

And as for Tori....God help the poor thing...Jackson went WAY too far on his face, but, with Tori, I think she is the only celebrity who actually needs a new skull....damn she is an ugger!

Ironic isn't it? Born to one of the biggest TV producers the world has ever seen, and she gets the ugly stick AND no talent!!

cheers and see you at the next masked ball

fog

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 4th 2007 00:02
What can I say . . .

Oh dear!

Didn't I just read last weekend that Tori readily admitted that the only handy work she's had done was a nose job prior to 90210?

Hmmmm

MNG

Comment by Lara M

October 4th 2007 00:11
I agree! Those girls need a new stylist ASAP! Those are some scary pix...especially that of Jessica Simpson - yikes!

Comment by KylieW

October 4th 2007 00:24
Ash - I know it's mean, but yikes....I've seen Tori look okay...but this wasn't it.

Mrs M - very wrong

Fog - yes, poor little Tori was forced to fend for herself when daddy died!

I look forward to our show when you win lotto. I'll buy a ticket too. When I win, I'll hire you to produce it

MNG - The nose job and the boobs. Plenty more that could be done though!

Lara - And Jessica Simpson is actually quite attractive. Which is why it's extra weird that she looks so hideous in that photo!

Comment by Lilla

October 4th 2007 01:13
OMG Kylie,

...for a moment there I thought I was on Bryn's site by accident...

now I have to thank you for making me look beautiful this morning.

Lilla ...

Comment by DuskDevi

October 4th 2007 01:39
Tori, I can handle...she just looks like she's playing in mama Candy's wardrobe by Fredericks of Hollywood.

It's that guy with the long brown hair and boobs that were meant for gawking I'm having trouble with.

Hope you're well KW

Dusk

Comment by KylieW

October 4th 2007 03:09
Lilla - I must say I felt pretty damn attractive after seeing that pic of Jessica too!

Dusk - and a guy that's spent a little too long at the electric beach at that! Just plain weird!

Comment by Louie

October 4th 2007 03:36
Tori Spelling is TRAGIC.......maybe she would be a good mentor for Britney...NOT!!!!!!

Comment by Nina

October 4th 2007 07:13
Yikes! I'm not sure what look Tori was going for there - but whatever it was, it didn't work...

Comment by Michaelie

October 4th 2007 10:03
Holy Moly.

You've got Jessica Simpson pegged. Scary-eyed black man with a boob job.

Horrendous.

Michaelie

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 5th 2007 03:38
Kylie
They both look like drag queens... No I take that back... drag queens are prettier!
Mis

Comment by KylieW

October 5th 2007 05:38
Louie - it's sad that we could consider Tori to be less of a style icon than britney!!

Nina - missed it by a mile!

Michaelie - very scary. And she's normally pretty attractive.

Mis - you're right. Drag queens are much prettier

Comment by Cibbuano

October 11th 2007 01:59

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