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Tara Reid - Australia's Favourite Hooker?

November 29th 2007 23:38
Tara Reid hosting Hookers Ball
$25.....she's pretty cheap
If you happen to be in Darwin this Sunday, for $25.00 you can go along to the Hookers Ball, hosted by Tara Reid.

You know it's a high class affair when they can't even spell American on the poster!!!


Tara Reid - A Lister??? Really. A-List??? I mean if your definition of A-List is a drunken skank who can't act who is most famous for her botched boob job and vomit inducing stomach thanks to her botched lipo who once was so out of it on the red carpet she didn't notice that one breast had fallen completely out of her dress, then I guess she's A-List. Actually, maybe that's not such a bad definition of A-List. Going by that definition (other than the lipo and boob job) then Britney, Lindsay and Paris are A-List.

Hmmm.....okay, so the dudes who organised the Hookers Ball can't spell. But they know their A-List skanks.

Bet you're wishing you lived in Darwin right now...........

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Comment by Anonymous

November 30th 2007 00:36
I wonder if she'll get the 'booby' prize of the night??

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 00:49
Oh Jesus, first the Dodo ads and now this piece of trash. She's as screwed up as her boob job.

Michaelie

Comment by Louie

November 30th 2007 01:13
it was only a matter of time before she stooped this low I guess........she must be DESPERATE

and as for your commentary .....hahahahahahahahahaha

Comment by JoH

November 30th 2007 01:42
She probably needs the money to get her botched boob job fixed. With scars like hers, she's gonna need a packet to fix them!

I can't look at her without my toes curling....yuk!

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 02:18
Is it just me, or does she look a big like the real hooker who shagged Ralph Fiennes on the plane in that pic?

Comment by Andy 2

November 30th 2007 02:20
The spelling is right. It was her recent low, low, low budget soft-porn spinoff from the well known comedy. Its a play on words 'Amercian Pie' ie 'Immersion pie'. In the movie Tara is lowered into the baptismal waters to cure her of her rampant Nymphomania but the waters actually send her and all the other neophytes (including the new age priest, convincingly portrayed by Richard Greico) into a carnal riot. Its quite a good film actually, despite the hideous scarring in scene 3.

Comment by KylieW

November 30th 2007 03:18
Anon - hahahaha.....booby!!!

Micahelie - very sad!

Louie - well she doesn't have a career, so she probably is desperate!

JoH - I can sympathise!

Michaelie - now that you mention it.....she does kind of!

Andy2 - now it all makes sense!!!


Comment by Aimzster

November 30th 2007 04:00
hahahahaa...I was gonna say "A-List" - when did she become an A-List? She's a joke.

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 30th 2007 04:55
Tara Reid and her exploits - she's just misunderstood . . . humfff - all a storm in a D-Cup really.

MNG

Comment by Wynona Lavota

November 30th 2007 05:09
Lol I always get her and Tyra Banks mixed up so as I was reading that I was like wtf? Tyra wasn't in American Pie! But it's all good now, my brain's kicked in and I know what's going on.

Comment by Lilla

November 30th 2007 07:45
Kylie,

...you know, it makes me wonder about men, really it does.

Lilla ...

Comment by What's Your Story?

December 1st 2007 14:10
Americian. *LOL*

Tara Reid. *LMAO*

Oh well.

Comment by MelissaA

December 2nd 2007 09:59
I'm at a loss for words!

Comment by Ash

December 6th 2007 05:17
I wonder why they are having it in Darwin?

Comment by Anonymous

December 8th 2007 01:27
really really cute.

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