Quote of the Day!
October 13th 2008 05:37
Outspoken wife of Ozzy Osborne, Sharon Osborne has inspired me today with her comments recently on tv show Chelsea Lately. Mrs Osborne gets quote of the day with her comment on Nicole Kidman's overly botoxed brow:
"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!"
And that's from a woman who has had more than her share of plastic surgery.
But that's not the only great quote I've seen today. How about this wonderful quote from Britney Spears when she was reflecting on the last couple of years for her:
"I sit there and I look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Britney Spears. Smart. Oh god. Too funny.
And on that note, I went hunting for other juicy celebrity quotes, both nice and the not so nice. In no particular order, here's some of my favourites:
"Don't work with children, animals or Salma Hayek. When's she's on screen I may as well be flossing my teeth."
Pierce Brosnan
"I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."
That's good to know Ozzy Osborne
"People have asked me: 'Do you starve yourself before photo shoots?' I always say: 'No way. That's what airbrushing is for'."
Sarah Michelle Gellar
"I'm known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl."
I don't know Tara Reid, maybe if you didn't get shit-faced drunk every time you went out in public you might not be known as the drunk girl!
"I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt."
Jack Black was an interesting child.......
... what is the Wall Street Journal ... is that good?
Paris Hilton is quite obviously interested in current affairs and news!
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"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!"
And that's from a woman who has had more than her share of plastic surgery.
But that's not the only great quote I've seen today. How about this wonderful quote from Britney Spears when she was reflecting on the last couple of years for her:
"I sit there and I look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Britney Spears. Smart. Oh god. Too funny.
And on that note, I went hunting for other juicy celebrity quotes, both nice and the not so nice. In no particular order, here's some of my favourites:
"Don't work with children, animals or Salma Hayek. When's she's on screen I may as well be flossing my teeth."
Pierce Brosnan
"I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."
That's good to know Ozzy Osborne
"People have asked me: 'Do you starve yourself before photo shoots?' I always say: 'No way. That's what airbrushing is for'."
Sarah Michelle Gellar
"I'm known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl."
I don't know Tara Reid, maybe if you didn't get shit-faced drunk every time you went out in public you might not be known as the drunk girl!
"I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt."
... what is the Wall Street Journal ... is that good?
Paris Hilton is quite obviously interested in current affairs and news!
Links
Celebquotes
Associated Press
Starpulse Entertainment Blog
Logan.WS
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Comment by Johnny Come Lately
Jack's Back
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Fun post, Kylie!
Michaelie
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
It's always great value. I love your take on celebrity. Always have.
As much fun as I get out of it, I'm not dismissing this quote of Britney's, even though she said it:
Take out the 'I'm a smart person bit' and, if anyone can't relate to that? They're not human.
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Hope 2009 is fabulous! Loved these quotes. They made me laugh! Cheers!
Mis