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P. Diddy's New Taxi Service

March 13th 2008 23:07
Happy bloody hot Friday dear readers. Sorry for the radio silence, I forgot to post that I would be away most of this week. But now I'm back to let you know what's going on in celebrity land.

Lindsay Lohan passed out in her car on Memorial Day
Help me Puffy, you're the only one who can......
Sean-Puff Daddy- Diddy-P. Diddy Combs is planning a new business venture. And no it's not a new clothing line, or remarkably gay perfume line. It's a new celebrity car service that will pick up drunk celebrities after a hard night of partying.


His rep told Us Magazine "after partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly".

Hmmm.....and admirable idea. But Sean seems to have overlooked the fact that most celebrities have a posse of body guards, drivers and hangers-on. And yet they still insist on getting behind the wheel when they're shit-faced. Why would they call Puffy??? Surely it'd be easier to tell Igor the body guard to keep off the jaeger-bombs for the night cos he's driving. But maybe that's me.

Tara Reid drunk
Will Sean hold my hair while I vomit???
Hopefully Sean's car service doesn't have a dress-code. Cos if they require you to wear underwear that's gonna rule out Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Tara. And you know, without them why bother having a car service to cater for drunk celeb's?




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Photo credit - Tara and Kate
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Comment by katyzzz

March 13th 2008 23:34
yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk and I guess comments like that won't get me into the writer's miniorble will they? But the language is expressive, don't you think?

Of course, I could change it to chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, cleaning the car comes extra.

Comment by KylieW

March 14th 2008 01:20
Very expressive indeed Katyzz! And personally I think you could be on the money with the 'chuck' too by the looks of Tara Reid in that pic!

Comment by Michaelie

March 14th 2008 04:31
Hahaha every time I see that pic of Lindsay... that girl needs help. All four of them do, and not just with getting home! I couldn't believe the pics of Paris at her birthday party, or whatever it was. Those girls are so trashy.

Mich

Comment by KylieW

March 14th 2008 05:59
Mich - oh yes VERY very trashy. Though sometimes I think it's not just them. I was in the city last Sunday and Moomba was on. There were thousands of girls ranging from 16-early 20's. They looked SO trashy. The number of skirts I saw that barely covered the ass it was sitting on was scary!

Comment by Miswanderlust

March 16th 2008 03:33
Kylie
HAHAHA! Wow just throw some plastic over the back seat of the limo. Good lord these girls are an embarrassment to young women everywhere
Mis

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