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Denise Richards is Hot...Richie Sambora is Not

February 2nd 2007 04:13
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denise & richie in Hawaii
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have been enjoying a romantic holiday in Hawaii lately. And as you can see they've been enjoying the beach and the sun. Though Richie's probably been enjoying the sun a little TOO much.


Hmm....looking at this picture you can see why Denise went and stole Richie from Heather huh? C'mon, look how good Denise looks in a bikini.....after having two kids. Look how hot Richie is not!

Note to Richie Sambora.....put some frigging sunscreen on next time. Looking like a rock lobster is not helping to disguise the paunch buddy.

Photo taken from PerezHilton

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Comment by Veggie Orgasm

February 2nd 2007 04:56
oh dear denise what were u thinking....definitely not a good look...and a red lobster is not an accesory you want to be seen walking around the town with..

Comment by KylieW

February 2nd 2007 05:03
Veggie Orgasm - great name by the way. No, a lobster just isn't the accessory for that bikini!

Comment by KylieW

February 2nd 2007 05:09
Veggie Orgasm - great name by the way. No, a lobster just isn't the accessory for that bikini!

Comment by Tracy

February 2nd 2007 06:19
Oooh that looks painful....

Comment by KylieW

February 2nd 2007 06:29
Very ouchy indeed!

Comment by DuskDevi

February 2nd 2007 07:44
Oh look....it's Richie Samboradish.

Seriously....Denise...
Even Mr Sheen cleans up nicer than that.
(sorry KW...couldn't resist)

Have a great weekend Kylie.

Dusk

Comment by MelissaA

February 2nd 2007 08:20
Okaaaaayyyy........ .hmmmmmm..................
*shakes head*

Comment by Mrs M

February 2nd 2007 08:34
He is a guitarist. Maybe she married him for his fingers.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by AnthonyB

February 2nd 2007 12:19
How do you keep up with all this stuff ?
I think Mrs M is on to something. Guitar is actually quite hard. I've been 'playing' for almost two years. If you can call it that. I rarely pick it up anymore - when I wasn't good, fast, I sort of stopped.

Have to pick it up again. It's a great instrument. I feel sorry for Sambora though - he won't hit any modelling mags and you can't really 'rock on' looking like an episode of House.

Great post Kylie, as always, and I'm pleased to hear that an ugly fat man can get a beautiful woman. Great work Richie, and hit the gym !

- Anthony

Comment by Always Eighteen

February 2nd 2007 16:50
He must have the best personality in the entire universe.

Comment by Bryn

February 3rd 2007 01:40
Sheesh, either he's the Superman Lover, or she just loves to laugh ... hmmmm .... actually, seems he's laughing too, laughing all the way into her pants. And waking up beside her to laugh some more. Lucky bastard.

Comment by Anonymous

February 3rd 2007 10:22
Is it the same trip to the beach, where Denis also flashing her crotch

Comment by KylieW

February 4th 2007 21:30
Hi everyone,

Dusk - hehe, Mr Sheen....that's funny!

Mrs M - I think it could be a guitarist thing....you know they're good with their hands. Though I prefer drummers....they have a great sense of rhythm!

Anthony - I hear you about how hard guitar is. I took lessons for a couple of years and I sucked big time. I haven't even picked up a guitar in a couple of years now.

AE - the best personality...or perhaps a big.....bank balance??

Bryn - hehe, yes lucky bastard!

Anon - yes I think that is the same trip as the crotch flashing incident

Comment by Anonymous

February 5th 2007 16:28
She is lucky to have him actually - absolute rock sex god AND is a real man!

Comment by KylieW

February 5th 2007 23:14
I used to have a crush on Richie back when he was young and hot. But compared to Denise he just ain't all that anymore!

Comment by Adrian

February 6th 2007 01:02
Yay Richie for giving hope to fat bastards everywhere.

Comment by pegasus

February 6th 2007 03:20
He looks just awful. Love must be blind, no?

Comment by KylieW

February 6th 2007 03:38
Adrian - I think it might only work for fat bastard rockstars....but hey, gotta have hope

Peg - yeah, he's not looking so hot. She must really love him

Comment by Bryn

February 6th 2007 06:46
I just reckon he gives really good pillow talk.

Comment by KylieW

February 6th 2007 22:24
And he'd could probably sing a kickass lullaby if you were having trouble sleeping!

Comment by Bryn

February 7th 2007 04:28
But he was the lead guitarist for Bon Jovi, so me thinks he'd simply pluck her strings til the crack o' dawn!

Comment by KylieW

February 7th 2007 05:15
Nicely put Bryn!

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