Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson Already Hate Their New Baby!
November 25th 2008 07:45
If only they gave as much thought to their child's name as they do to their grooming
Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz welcomed their new son in to the world last Thursday, weighing in at a healthy 7lbs 11oz. Unfortunately 5 minutes after giving birth to her son, Ashlee and Pete didn't give nearly enough thought to the name that they would impart upon their new progeny.
Pete Wentz has said that he wanted to give his child a moniker that would work for either a rock star or a senator. So what name did they choose?
BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ
Yes, Mowgli, as in the Jungle Book character.
Could Pete Wentz be more of a f**king tool?????? And as if the kid won't be tortured mercilessly throughout adolescence for having Ashlee as it's mother and Jessica Simpson for an aunt (not to mention his grandpa Joe.......who, given his fondness for his own daughters boobs, I would be keeping well away from Bronx).
I'm sure we can expect to see pic's of the tiny tot and his idiot parents in a tabloid magazine soon.............I know all 4 fans of Ashlee Simpson's music will be dying to see the pictures. And little emo girls everywhere will be rushing out to buy the mags and wallow in their depression (just for a change) now that Pete is a father and out of their reach for now.
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Comment by Tracy
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How was your holiday?
Comment by Natalie 2
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Celebrities are so pompous in their desire to shock and amaze us, they create casualties of their own children!
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Comment by Eva W.
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Then again, what about Gwen Stefani's new offspring? He is called ZUMA. The, poor, poor kid...