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P. Diddy A Real Life Bad Boy.......

September 21st 2007 01:46
Sean Combs, P. Diddy
Shit! I just broke a nail!!!!!!!!!!!
Or not.

Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy may as well just change his name to Nancy Boy, Girly Man or someother variation on the theme and just be done with it.


The ultra-smooth, tough talking music exec and some-time rapper seems to think he's a bad boy. But the all-white monochromatic look he sports is more tool than cool. I can't remember the last decent song he did, and he now focuses more on his clothing line than on music and even has released his own fragrance. Mmm....designing clothes and creating perfume. Dang, now that's a manly pursuit!!!!!!!!!

You may have heard about Kayne West and 50 Cents current challenge (50 Cent has said that he'll retire from making music if Kayne's new album outsells his........currently, Kayne is kicking Fiddy's ass). Well, not to be outdone, P. Diddy has issued his own challenge. And when a man this manly issues a challenge, you know it's gonna be good.

So what is Diddy's challenge you ask? Well, I'm glad you asked.

Diddy was recently on a US talk show promoting his new perfume fragrance, Unforgiveable. Diddy reckons that his fragrance will outsell Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani and J-Lo's fragrance.

Mr Tough Guy RnB and creator of Bad Boy Records, this challenge:

"This week I am going to challenge my female counterparts, from J. Lo, Mariah [Carey], Sarah Jessica Parker to Gwen Stefani, that my fragrance is better than theirs,"


Excuse me while I wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh.......P. Diddy is so manly that he's gonna beat up Sarah Jessica Parker and Mariah Carery......and not with his fists, but with his PERFUME....................oo hhhhhhhhh........what a tough guy!!!!!!!!

I think it's time for Diddy to change his name to Puff Momma....cos I'm pretty sure he's just sprouted a vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What ever happened to real men???

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Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 21st 2007 01:53
Perhaps he should change his moniker to 50 SCENT?

MNG

Comment by DuskDevi

September 21st 2007 02:16
I was watching late night TV the other night (after 'Kenny') and I saw an infomrcial for Pro-Activ skin treatments and...P.Retty Boy was spruiking its benefits!

(as were LiLo and Jessica Simpleson)

These men need to re-masculate.


Comment by DuskDevi

September 21st 2007 02:17
MNG...that's good!!!

Comment by Miswanderlust

September 21st 2007 03:04
Kylie, Dusk, and MNG
HAHAHAHAHA...You guys crack me up!
Mis

Comment by KylieW

September 21st 2007 03:38
MNG - I like it. Nicely feminine

Dusk - I had completely forgotten about the ProActiv infomercials!

I'm all for guys being a bit metrosexual, but when you make David Beckham look macho, you need to re-evaluate!

Mis - he's just so wrong!

Comment by Louie

September 21st 2007 03:42
hahahaha

but loved this the most

more tool than cool


he is an idiot, maybe he and Britney can get married

Comment by KylieW

September 21st 2007 06:37
Louie - well he'd at least make sure that she dressed a little better.....and that can't be a bad thing!

Comment by Ash

September 24th 2007 22:08
is he 5? mine is better than your so nah-nah-nah-naaaaahhh

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