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Paris Is In Jail

June 5th 2007 00:41
Paris Hiltons mugshot
Paris Hilton's Mugshot.....that's hot!
Yep folks, Paris Hilton's 23 day jail sentence for violating probation officially began last night.


At 10:30pm, Paris' lawyer picked her up from her parents house and drove her (along with her mum and sister) to the Men's Central jail in downtown LA, where Paris officially surrendered to the LA County Sheriff to begin her sentence. She was then driven to the jail in Lynwood where she will be spending the next 23 days of her life.

It was the Sheriff who came up with the idea of Paris surrendering at the Men's jail to avoid the papparazzi......something the pap's aren't happy with at all! I can just imagine how much they would have been able to sell pics of Paris checking herself into jail for!

Paris will be spending at least her first week in a solitary cell. She'll spend around 23 hours a day in her 3m x 2m cell.

Paris' lawyer released the following statement from the incarcerated heiress "I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realise I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my sentence."


Despite only having been in jail for 15 hours so far, Paris is already being described as a 'model citizen' who is polite and gracious to staff. She's wearing the requisite short sleeve orange jumpsuit (that's hot!). Thankfully Paris was allowed to keep her hair extensions in as the weave was tight enough to for the jails standards (they have a hair extension policy at the jail??? Only in LA!).

Paris spent her last night of freedom having some fun at the MTV Movie Awards. Unfortunately for Paris, she was the butt of some of host, Sarah Silverman's, jokes. As you can see in the video below, poor old Paris doesn't look too happy with the jokes being made at her expense.



It's going to be a tough 22 1/2 days. Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell for 23 hours a day with only Paris Hilton for company. I mean that's the sort of sentence you give murderers!!!


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Comment by Someone

June 5th 2007 00:49
provided the guards looked the other way, I wouldn't mind being stuck in that cell with paris.

She'd either learn her lesson, or die trying.

Comment by KylieW

June 5th 2007 01:15
Hahahahaha. That's great, I love it.

Comment by Damo

June 5th 2007 02:12
You know I used to work with a girl that was like a brunette version of Paris.

Everyone called he Lights.
as in
The Lights are on but nobody is Home.

The Lights of Paris shine brightly.

Comment by charliesgirl_992000

June 5th 2007 03:03
"... (they have a hair extension policy at the jail??? Only in LA!)...."

That is just soooo funny!!! lol

i saw the jokes made on her at the awards. she could have atleast faked a smile or laugh, making it look like it didn't bother her. she got herself into this mess, ofcourse people are going to make jokes.
Tammy

Comment by Kleonaptra

June 5th 2007 03:25
Sorry to say it, really I am, this ones gonna hurt....
But GOOD ON HER.
If its half true, maybe, MAYBE she'll begin to resemble a PERSON!

Comment by KylieW

June 5th 2007 03:54
Damo,

Lights.....I like that!

Tammy,

Yeah, she should have expected the jokes. I felt a little sorry for her....very awkward.

Kleo,

I figure that at least she's taking some responsibility......unlike most airhead starlets. Hopefully soon she'll be a fully fledged person!

Kylie

Comment by DuskDevi

June 5th 2007 05:44
Jail is not good enough.

She should have been sentenced to 5 years without a camera/papparazzi in sight.

Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell for 23 hours a day with only Paris Hilton for company. I mean that's the sort of sentence you give murderers!!!

....hahahahahahahahaha!!!

And if she starts singing (?), that would be far worse than solitary confinement.

Maybe they'll nickname that jail, the Downtown Hilton.

Hope you're well KW.

Dusk

Comment by Tracy

June 5th 2007 08:40
Aaah, you know what makes me sick is that she's going to keep a journal and it's already expected to make abt 5 million dollars...that's disgusting, she's got enough money already...

No-one should buy that book, pass the word!!!

Comment by KylieW

June 6th 2007 01:08
Dusk,

5 yrs without cameras? That may as well be a death sentence for Paris!!!

Downton Hilton.,.....I like it!

Tracy,

I know, it's SO wrong! And how interesting is the diary going to be anyway. She'll be alone for 23 hours a day. She'll make a fortune from it though.

Dammit!

Kylie

Comment by Tracy

June 6th 2007 02:58
Downtown Hilton, that's a good one, Dusk...

Yeh, that's true about her having little to write about in jail, she'll only have her thoughts to talk about....oh my god, what a laugh!!!!!

She doesn't even have the decency to do something with all her money, like charity or something. It's really pissing me off....I don't usually get that riled up over these sorts of things, but this makes me angry!!

I'm going for a cuppa, all this angsty writing is exhausting,

See ya

Comment by Miswanderlust

June 6th 2007 04:51
Maybe she will sing "jailhouse rock" with her new friends. I wonder if she has a "girlfriend" yet?

Comment by KylieW

June 6th 2007 05:15
Well if it makes you feel better Tracy, Paris has apparently been dropped by her record label.....so hopefully we'll never have to have our ears assaulted by her music again.

Mis - it's about all she'll be singing! Unfortunately, from what I've read the other prisoners have been very nice to her. One inmate gave her an origami butterfly she'd made. So nobody has made Paris their 'bitch' yet.

Comment by Tracy

June 6th 2007 05:36
he he he he!!!

I can see the headlines, Paris takes a lesbian lover in prision!!

Comment by Tracy

June 6th 2007 05:39
Oops, didn't see you in there, Kylie....so she won't be singing again, phew...

awww, an origami butterfly...I can't think of anything bitchy to say about that......hmmmm...I might have to come back when I'm irate again..

Byee

Comment by KylieW

June 6th 2007 06:18
I'm sure you'll be able to get yourself suitably worked up.

You know what's going to piss me off, is that Paris is going to end up charming all the prisoners and she'll be the darling of the prison. Of course that's providing that she doesn't shrivel up and wither and die from going so long without being photographed!

Comment by Tracy

June 6th 2007 06:30
Thanks for your confidence in me returning to anger when it comes to Paris. It's almost like a Pavlovian response, one that I didn't know I had. How strange.

Oh god, yeah...that might happen.She'll be making other people her bitch.....hmmm....

Yeah, then again she might fade and peal away without her entourage of hair, makeup and fake fans...

Wow, I'm such a bitch!!!

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