Paris Good in Bed.....Tara Bad
February 2nd 2007 01:37
Paris Hilton
When Stern asked who gives the best oral sex, Joe's reply was "Paris is the best....Paris is amazing in bed.....better than anyone".
However, Joe wasn't as complementary about Tara Reid, telling Stern that Tara would be his worst. Joe was hard pressed to give an actual reason, however when he was asked "does she just lay there?", Joe's reply was "Yeah, pretty much".
Joe....c'mon buddy, we've ALL seen One Night in Paris, and if Paris Hilton is the best you've ever had, then dude, that's just sad.
And Tara is bad? Anyone who has slept around as much as Tara should be practically porn star like in bed.
Lastly, can ANYONE explain to me why any female, much less rich and famous celeb's would sleep with this guy? He's made his fortune out of getting drunk 19 year olds to flash their breasts on video AND then he tells a national audience about his conquests? Sleazy.
And he had the nerve to be pissed off that the ParisExposed website was using Paris' personal photos for monetary gain?? Can you spell hypocrite Joe? Oh, that's right....no you can't.
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Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
Anybody who really is good in bed usually has brains, and women with brains wouldn't be caught dead sleeping with this guy, so he'll never know what truly good sex is all about!
Comment by KylieW
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
What is wrong with these people?
Seriously.
Could someone please just reopen Alcatraz and throw them all in there?
Please.
Comment by AnthonyB
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I'm not sure what to say about this one. I'm not keen on Tara or Paris - both are a little cheap for my liking. In fact, I don't really like any celebrities... Except Roger Federer !! Wooo, Fed Express. Wooo Wooo !!!
Sounds like Joey has a Paris-fetish. "She's the best" "better than anyone" - love-sick puppy. It's disgusting. I'm just waiting for your post about a Paris shrine being built. It can't be too far away, look for it.
As always, a brilliant post about trashy people. You're like a sewerage treatment facility - you filter the shit for the blogosphere and make us laugh along the way.
Cheers !
- Anthony
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Anthony - hehehe, a sewage treatment....I love it!
Comment by Adrian
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Maybe she's improved her technique since then.
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
That sex tape was done years ago, so she could have improved her technique. Though from memory, she was screwing Joe quite some time ago too.
Icky!