She's Out of Jail
June 27th 2007 03:42
Paris walks the Lynwood red carpet
You gotta hand it to her. The chick hasn't ever done anything noteworthy (other than to be dumb enough to leave her sex tape in the hands of her smarmy boyfriend), but half the media from the free world was camped out at Lynwood to watch her walk out.
Just in case you missed it, here's the video
And if you were worried that poor Paris wasn't eating while she was in jail, or had no access to beauty products.....worry no more. TMZ obtained a transcript of the items Paris ordered from the prison canteen during one week of her stay. It includes staples such as cheerios, chicken noodle soup, french vanilla coffee, muffins and peanuts. To keep her looking her best, Paris also ordered skin cream, eye brow pencils, emery boards and vaseline. Whew, I was worried that Paris hadn't been treated right!!!
Now we wait for her Larry King appearance for Paris to tell us all about how she found God.
On a side note, did anyone catch A Current Affair last night? For the first time in.....well, probably ever....I saw the show. Tracy Grimshaw was talking about Paris and basically what a waste she is and can't understand why the media covers everything she does (Trace didn't even see the irony in this statement as they're showing footage of Paris being released from jail as she's saying this). Now, I do hate Tracy Grimshaw.....I'll admit it. But c'mon Tracy. Can you really have a go at how useless Paris Hilton is when you host A Current Affair? How you even get away with calling that show 'current affairs' is beyond me. So, if it's a choice between watching Paris or you....honey, I choose Paris.
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Comment by David
Sometimes you just have to watch Tracy Grim-Jaw to get a bit of a laugh over hypocrisy.
Orble Bloggers like Ahmed and katyzzz are quiet at times? John Howard hasn't made a statement for a few hours? Ray Martin no longer hosts the show? Etc,
I would have kept Paris and chucked out the video. It's not just a money thing. I think she's a hottie. Plus she's dumb. She would have believed I loved her.
David ...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
She's not bad looking. And she definitely would have believed that you loved her. That's the beauty of dumb chicks/blokes. So easily led.
Also, she could pay all the bills and you can just concentrate on writing!
Kylie
Comment by DuskDevi
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Then I realised we're not talking about Paris the city.
We're talking about Paris the town...bike.
Hysterically funny post as always KW!!!
I don't watch 'a Curennt state of sorry Affair(s)'.
...and Paris' life is a A Curent Affair after another...
I'm sick of them both.
Hope you're well hon.
Comment by DuskDevi
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
And I certainly remembered last night why I never watch Current Affair or Today Tonight.....honestly I thoguht the stuff I wrote about was drivel......this stuff is practically pulitzer prize winning drivel compared to what those shows do!!!
Comment by DuskDevi
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Your readers know exactly why they/we read your site.
For excellent and funny and witty and articulate articles on the drivel that celebrities do.
TT and ACA are the Paris Hilton equivalents of TV.
Trash disguised as treasure.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
You are good for the ego!! I like that. Trash disguised as Treasure. So very true.
Kylie
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I have to admit. I like Paris. She's a spoilt, pampered, bimbo. But despite all that, she wanted to be famous, and damn if she didn't achieve it. She earns around $8M a year.....on her own, nothing from the family. That's pretty impressive for a girl who has the IQ of yogurt!
Besides, you're right. WIth Lindsay in rehab, without Paris the only person I have to bitch about is Britney......and that girl is just so mental that it's too easy to be mean about her!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I have to admit. I like Paris. She's a spoilt, pampered, bimbo. But despite all that, she wanted to be famous, and damn if she didn't achieve it. She earns around $8M a year.....on her own, nothing from the family. That's pretty impressive for a girl who has the IQ of yogurt!
Besides, you're right. WIth Lindsay in rehab, without Paris the only person I have to bitch about is Britney......and that girl is just so mental that it's too easy to be mean about her!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I have to admit. I like Paris. She's a spoilt, pampered, bimbo. But despite all that, she wanted to be famous, and damn if she didn't achieve it. She earns around $8M a year.....on her own, nothing from the family. That's pretty impressive for a girl who has the IQ of yogurt!
Besides, you're right. WIth Lindsay in rehab, without Paris the only person I have to bitch about is Britney......and that girl is just so mental that it's too easy to be mean about her!
Comment by Miswanderlust
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I hope the beauty products were purchased at the drug store and not from from a department store. That will teach her.
Mis