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Paris Turns To God......

May 23rd 2007 01:51
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Paris Hilton's Book Purchases
Paris Hilton dropped her appeal last week against her 45 day jail sentence for her parole violation. It seems instead that she's trying a new tack.


The heiress made sure that the whole world saw her purchasing herself a copy of The Holy Bible and the self-help book The Power of Now.

The Bible you say? Well hell, obviously she's changed her ways, lets drop that sentence shall we?????

Paris is expected to spend 23 days in a 'special needs housing unit' at the Century Regional Detention Centre. Whilst incarcerated, she'll spend 23 hours per day in her cell.......plenty of time to finish reading The Bible. Though it's likely the heiress will keep herself busy penning a diary of her spell in prison which she plans to sell once she's released. She's planning to write about her experiences with other prisoner and the disgusting meals she's expecting to be eating. Supposedly, Paris feels that the diary will show the public that she has paid her debt to society..........and more importantly, will also make her a few more millions.

A diary of her 23 hours a day in a tiny cell, with only her own thoughts for company. Well shit, doesn't that just sound riveting!


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Comment by Kleonaptra

May 23rd 2007 01:56
Just go to jail Paris! Im so sick of her whinging....

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 02:16
Me too, I'm over her! I'm looking forward to a month without seeing pics of her everywhere. Of course, it means that June is going to be a slow news month!

Comment by Bryn

May 23rd 2007 03:20
... and after she's released she'll a coupla cool million publishing her book about her experiences .... grrr!!

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 04:14
Bryn,

I know. It's just wrong!!!

Kylie

Comment by Mrs M

May 23rd 2007 04:49
Well shit, doesn't that just sound riveting!

Kylie, you one funny chick

Paris on the other hand.....blah!!!

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 05:52
Mrs M,

Yeah, I don't want to read Paris's diary. BOoooorrrring!

Kylie

Comment by Tracy

May 23rd 2007 08:00
Everything about her should be boycotted.......!!

Apart from these posts of course as they let us moan

Comment by Tracy

May 23rd 2007 10:47
Oh and I have that book....I was worried about its authenticity, now I'm more worried.....hmmmm

Comment by Miswanderlust

May 23rd 2007 15:57
Boo fuckin hoo Paris

Comment by Wendi

May 23rd 2007 18:56
'special needs housing unit' ??

Well, I suppose that's fitting considering how we generally define 'special needs'.

Comment by Wendi

May 23rd 2007 18:57
'special needs housing unit' ??

Well, I suppose that's fitting considering how we generally define 'special needs'.

Comment by Tracy

May 23rd 2007 22:40
Oh and I was talking about The Power of Now, not the Bible...

Comment by David

May 23rd 2007 22:59
I think Paris should title her memoirs of incarceration:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who He gave it to.'

Comment by Lilla

May 23rd 2007 23:04
KylieW,

Personally, I would love to know what goes on on the inside of her head... heretofore not much, I think? You've got to admit, its a great marketing angle...*chuckle*

I hope she finds God, NOW ... and uses that million for chairty or something worthwhile like community ... but do we think there's any hope of redemption towards that light for Paris?

/seriously/ ...it would be nice, because so many teenagers could start dressing properly and living their lives in a more sensible manner too.

...waiting with baited breath for this one..to see what emerges (by Christmas)..I'd love to see this become a positive force....


Lilla ...

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 23:23
Tracy - I agree with boycotting her.....although I wouldn't have nearly as much to bitch about

Wendi - I also thought that 'special needs' was particularly apt for our Paris.

David - I like that line. Would make a great title

Lilla - It would be nice to see her use her power for good instead of........well, nothingness!

Comment by Damo

May 23rd 2007 23:30
May be she is only checking up onhow to act more like a god. After all she thinks she is God.

Comment by KylieW

May 24th 2007 00:21
Damo - now there's an angle I hadn't considered. Well, her first book was Confessions of an Heiress that told the kids how to act like an heiress. Perhaps her next book will be "how to be a god".

Comment by Jessicca

May 24th 2007 07:36
Hope she can really find God and really make some good difference.

Just have to keep our hope aside and see what happens.

Comment by Bryn

May 24th 2007 07:45
It'll be like Michelle whatsherface, the Aussie model, who embraced being a Muslim while in prison, then promptly dropped it when she was released ....

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