It's a Mystery
September 12th 2007 01:22
Before I report on any real news (did you like the way I just pretended that what I have to say is real news......clever huh?) something has come to my attention. I can't explain it. Maybe you can.
I know Paris Hilton has tried to overhaul her image since leaving prison. But can anyone explain to me why it is that she thinks having old lady hair will make her credible?
Let me illustrate what I'm talking about. Here's Barbara Walters. She's about 153 yrs old. Apparently she's interviewed every American President since Abraham Lincoln. True fact.
Her hair is perfectably respectable.
Now, here's Paris Hilton at the VMA's. She's supposedly 26. But her hair is telling me that in fact she's closer to 66 and is the product of amazing plastic surgery.
Now don't get me wrong. I actually like Paris' short, funky new do'. It looks cool in other pics I've seen. I just don't understand why she decided to style it into a hair helmet.
Can anyone else shed some light on this for me????????
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The SuperficialPhoto credit - Barbara Walters
Photo credit - Paris Hilton
I know Paris Hilton has tried to overhaul her image since leaving prison. But can anyone explain to me why it is that she thinks having old lady hair will make her credible?
Let me illustrate what I'm talking about. Here's Barbara Walters. She's about 153 yrs old. Apparently she's interviewed every American President since Abraham Lincoln. True fact.
Her hair is perfectably respectable.
I'm old, so I'm allowed to wear a hair helmet
Now, here's Paris Hilton at the VMA's. She's supposedly 26. But her hair is telling me that in fact she's closer to 66 and is the product of amazing plastic surgery.
I wanna be just like Barbara Walters
Now don't get me wrong. I actually like Paris' short, funky new do'. It looks cool in other pics I've seen. I just don't understand why she decided to style it into a hair helmet.
Can anyone else shed some light on this for me????????
Links
The SuperficialPhoto credit - Barbara Walters
Photo credit - Paris Hilton
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Comment by David
Perhaps she's planning to buy a motorbike?
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I have just gone from long hair to short myself, so it's not that i have anything against short hair. It's just odd.
David - that could be true. Oh god, I'm picturing Paris on a bike....it's not good. And weird too, cos from what I've heard Paris is usually the one getting ridden rather than doing the riding. She really is going for an image overhaul
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
as if Paris would miss an opportunity to make a 'buck!!
Hey, what happened to all your posts???
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Of course she's forgotten it takes more than simply helmet hair to make you respectable!
Comment by Chic Critique
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PS....sorry to be nasty .....low blood sugar!
Comment by Damo
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My wife is hairdresser and here is a bit of radom unvarifiable data. Women cut their hair shorter if they want to look more professional.
Looking professional and being taken serious are the image that they may want to project.
Also seeing a picture of Paris reading 'Art of War' is much funnier.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Damo - true. Short hair is either A) more professional or B) more funky than long hair.
Paris did look funky with her short hair....but it's the barbara walters style that freaked me out.
But yes, Paris reading her religious tomes before prison and Art of War is way funnier
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