Shock! - Paris Hiltons New Movie is Terrible!
February 15th 2008 00:49
Paris at the premiere of The Hottie and The Nottie. Perhaps she should have paid for a ticket to see the screening!
Paris Hilton's new flick, the very cleverly titled The Hottie and The Nottie was released recently. The film was shown on 111 screens across the country and took a staggering $9000 on it's opening weekend. That's around $76 per screening.
It's shocking! I mean sure, the name sucks. But it sounded like such a
Here's the premise of the movie. It's pretty complicated, so I'll go slow........
Paris is a hottie (wonky eye and all). She has an ugly friend (and boy did they have to go to some lengths to make her ugly enough to make Paris look good) - the Nottie. A boy wants The Hottie. But The Hottie wants her ugly friend to find a guy. So said boy tries to find a guy for the she-beast. But cleverly, the Nottie gets a bit of a makeover and becomes a bit hot herself. And..........I don't want to spoil it, cos you'll never guess the ending.......but I'm going to anyway.....then the guy falls in love with The Nottie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, what a twist!!! That's better than finding out Bruce Willis was actually a dead dude in The Sixth Sense! And it even has a moral to the story.............you can only really be beautiful on the inside if you're beautiful on the outside!
The Hottie and The Nottie is SO good, that it's been rated as The Worst Movie EVER on the Internet Movie Database. It's beat out other brilliant films such as Daddy Day Care, Zombie Nation and Die Hard Dracula to take out the honour. Heck, I love bad movies......but even I wouldn't go see this!
Paris Hilton is such a good actor that 5 of the 6 films that she has "acted" in are rated in the Top 60 Films of all time:
- The Hottie and The Nottie - number 1
- Pledge This - number 5
- The Hillz - number 13
- Bottoms Up - number 24
- Nine Lives - number 60
(it must be said however, that I do have reservations about the worst movies list on IMDB. After all, they have rated the movie Cool as Ice as being the 39th Worst Movie in history.....when clearly that was an AWESOME movie).
It might be bad news for Paris, but it's good news for each and every one of us. Surely if you're headling a movie and it makes $9000 in it's opening weekend, nobody is going to let you be the star of a movie again.
Now if they'd just put a stop to her plans for a second album!
Links
IMDB - Bottom 100
UK Celebrity News - Paris Hilton: Limited Release and Limited Talent
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This is by far my favourite part of this post:
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Mal - who would have predicted an ending like that?
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Comment by LauraH
Okay, I was probably ten when I last saw the movie (and all I remember is the hair, bad rapping, worse acting and something about motorbikes) but I still feel it can't possibly belong in a bad film list.
P.S. Paris can't act and the less her films make the less we'll have to be reminded about that.