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Britney Fails at Parenting

October 24th 2007 07:54
Britney Spears
She spends all day changing clothes, and THIS is what she comes up with???
As part of ongoing custody battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, our favourite habitual and frequent drug user had to submit to parent coaching before the judge would decide if he would allow her to go back to sharing custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston 50/50 with K-Fed.


Well, the results are in, and not surprisingly, things aren't looking so good for Brit.

TMZ is reporting that the parenting coach filed her assessment with the courts yesterday and are claiming the parenting coach says:

- Britney ignored the coach, not even acknowledging her presence
- The coach couldn't teach Britney anything about parenting as Brit wasn't interested in listening
- Britney often ignores the kids and exists in her own little world much of the time
- Britney often disappears and wasn't around much for the coach or the kids
- Britney seemed to spend most of her time on her cell phone and changing outfits.

The only part of this that shocks me is that Britney constantly changes outfits. Are you seriously telling me that she changes outfits multiple times a day and the ones we see her photographed in is the best she could come up with?????

For that alone the kids need to be removed from her. Passing on dress sense like that to innocent children is practically child abuse.


On a serious note though. Surely this is proof to Britney's family that she is mentally ill and needs some help. Rational people who claim that they want to get custody of their children do not act like this around the person who could conceivably persuade a judge to hand custody back to her.

Yes, Britney is so stupid that she could single-handedly disprove Charles Darwin's theory of evolution (there's no way that she could have figured out how to get out of the swamp). But even allowing for that, girlfriend still has mental problems.

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TMZ - Parenting coach to Brit : I'm not a potted plant
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Comment by Michaelie

October 24th 2007 08:07
Oh Lord. It's so hilarious and yet so horribly sad. She REALLY needs psychiatric care.

Michaelie

Comment by KylieW

October 24th 2007 08:18
Michaelie - I know!!! I can't stand her cos she's so dumb. But at the same time feel sorry for her cos she's mentally ill!

Comment by Kleonaptra

October 24th 2007 08:23
Oh, Kylie!
Ive missed you! Sorry I havnt been around, but this post was just what I needed!

Comment by Lara M

October 24th 2007 08:30
I echo both yours and Micahelie's thoughts, Kylie! Sucha *sorry* girl...

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 24th 2007 08:35
Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Have a notion to feel sorry for her - then again I fear it would be wasted sympathy anyway.

Does she have any idea?

Comment by Julie Vaux

October 24th 2007 10:12
Did she ever finish high school?

Perhaps as well or instead of paretning coaching the judge could order her to attend evening classes and see if maybe that will stimulate what few functioning brain cells she has left.

I dont think she's mentally ill unless it's brain damage from too much partying!


Comment by Mountain Fog

October 24th 2007 13:42
yes indeedy,
poor Brit...I think her eulogy music should be the Straw Man's song from WIzard of Oz, "If Only I had a Brain"...

frontal lobe damage is accelerated by the use of so called 'party' drugs combined with booze etc..poor thing...really...but, she has been told many times and some people have to end up in institiutions, gaol, the gutter, or die, to get it.

feel more depressed now...

cheers

fog

Comment by Techno

October 24th 2007 22:21
Boy, there's sure somethin' wrong with that chic.

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 25th 2007 03:49

Comment by Aimzster

October 25th 2007 10:05
And to think we all thought K-Fed was the bad influence!!! Tell me about her dress sense - what is up with those sunnies? She looks like a grasshopper.

Comment by Always Eighteen

October 25th 2007 12:51
Haha, this entry made me laugh.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but whenever I hear of a new Britney antic I remember the days when she was still a virgin, and every little girl looked up to her.

What happened to all the role models now?


Comment by Lilla

October 30th 2007 10:09
Kylie,

I think she forgot to do up the buttons?

For that alone the kids need to be removed from her. Passing on dress sense like that to innocent children is practically child abuse.

I agree, those poor children, honestly... I think would be the exception to the "...but the natural mother is still the best person to raise her children' argument.

Lilla ...

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