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Orlando Bloom is Practically a Hero.....

October 15th 2007 01:08
Orlando Bloom
He's a real life hero.....just like he plays in the movies
Probably, the good folks in LA are already planning a ticker tape parade in honour (you see what I'm doing here. I'm being sarcastic. I don't really think Orlando is a hero at all. Wily and crafty....that's me)!


Last Friday night, Orlando, and two female passengers were involved in a car crash. Orlando's porsche hit a parked car after he was apparently cut off by another driver. Being the superhero Orlando is, after the crash, Orlando got out of the car and began walking off leaving the car behind along with the two women he was travelling with - one who suffered a fractured neck and one who was injured when her seatbelt cut her.

Wow, what a guy!!!!!!!!!!

Bloom only turned around and headed back to the car when the papparazzi who were following him continually told him to go back to the car or he could face hit and run charges.

The police are saying that Orlando wasn't under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time the accident occured.

So, basically he can't blame drugs or alchol. He's just generally the kind of bloke who leaves injured friends behind to save himself the hassle after he has an accident. Damn, I hope one day I meet a man as wonderful as Orlando Bloom!!

Links
TMZ - Orlando Tried to Walk Away From Accident Scene

TMZ - Police: Orlando Bloom Not Under Influence
Baltimore Sun - Actor Orlando Bloom OK After Hitting Parked Car
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Comment by Michaelie

October 15th 2007 02:12
That's so weird. Why was his first instinct to walk away when everyone would know what he did within 2.7 minutes anyway?

Maybe one of the girls has a husband or something? Or maybe they were hookers? Or maybe they were fifteen...?

Don't like Orlando so much anymore. Thank you for warning me before I eloped with him, Kylie!

Michaelie

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 15th 2007 03:20
It appears Orlando is more of an Algal Bloom.

Bugger the rest of you - I'm outta here mate . . .

Yep - when you've got friends like Orlando . . .

Comment by Louie

October 15th 2007 03:21
wow.....Ill have to say that seems out of Character, when Orlando was shooting Ned Kelly in Melbs he was my neighbour, he was a genuinely nice guy, much nicer than all the other turds nobodies sorry actors in the film........

I am going to say that he must have been in shock or scared to be snapped by the Pap for all the celebs that are getting done for DUI etc........ but on face value it is horrible to leave someone with a fractured neck....maybe he has changed

Comment by KylieW

October 15th 2007 03:22
Michaelie - I've never been a big fan of Orlando. He's a bit too girly looking for me (though weirdly I really did like him as a blonde elf in LOTR....it suited his girliness). But I wondered the same thing. If people with camera's are following you, why would you think you could just walk away from it??? Oh well, I guess Britney hit a car in front of 30 photographers and drove off......but we expect her to be stupid!

Comment by KylieW

October 15th 2007 03:24
MNG - algal bloom....hehehe, I like it.

Louie - Supposedly the police never drug or alcohol tested him. I'm going to go with the fact that he had taken drugs. I saw a video of him leaving a club about 20 mins before the accident. And he wasn't driving the car at first, a woman was. And he got into a car with a stranger and had a reasonably heated discussion with the guy telling him to get out of his car. It was a bit odd

Comment by Simon C

October 15th 2007 05:06
Maybe he didnt have any credit on his mobile phone and was looking for a phone box to call an ambulance.

Comment by KylieW

October 15th 2007 05:16
Simon - well see, that's quite a plausible explaination. I like it.

Comment by DuskDevi

October 15th 2007 22:58
Hiya KW...

I liked Orlando as Legolas too!...but that's it.
It seems he acted here more like Paris (his character in 'Troy').

...however, I will take the benevolent option (I woke up feeling far too cheery this morning!) and agree that he may have been in shock and/or going for help.

Or looking for Hector to come bail his ass out.

...OR...he was trying to hide from Jennifer Anniston! I saw that the last bastion of truth and friendship (because they're always quoting "friends of..."), Woman's Day had something about them on the cover.

Ah sheesh. I give up.

Hope you're well hon...

Dusk

Comment by KylieW

October 16th 2007 00:28
Dusk

I'd be hiding from Jen if I was him. That girl just reeks of desperation!!!!

Kylie

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 17th 2007 02:31
Doesn't he make enough money to own a cellphone and call for help?
Mis

Comment by Mountain Fog

October 18th 2007 13:43
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ORLANDO!!!
Then again...he did refuse to walk down the street in the goodbye parade, after the end of shoot on LOTR, in Nuuuu Zeeeeelund...and demanded lots of body guards...and everyone thought he was being a precious twerp and right twat and all...and ...PANT PANT...OK I'll admit it!!

I LUST after him...quietly and in a civilised manner of course...

So my idea of why he walked;
he had to call the make up dept so he would be ready for the papp photos and his mobile was broken and he felt it too embarrasing to be searching through his hookers'...umm..friend's purses while they took a nap...with blood and gore over them......and he needed to drop the drugs a bit further away from the car...and forgot where he was because of shock and what happened...and thought he had been mugged until a papp told him...and HE MUST BE INNOCENT!...

I think I should volunteer my services as his defendant.

ahh bugger it...I don't give a damn...he can climb into my bed any day...and yes he is gurrly....and that's the way I like it!!!

cheers and tyre screeching queers!!

fog

P.S. Maybe he thought he was in a movie...and he wasn't playing the hero...
P.P.S. When are his home sex tapes coming out Kylie gurrlish??

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