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Celebrity Obsession - March 2008

Hugh Heffner Has Officially Lost His Mind!!!

March 3rd 2008 01:35

Do you want to see this naked????

Sorry for the silence people. I've been away with work and had no time to keep an eye on celebrity goings-on (a travesty I know!). So it was with relish this weekend that I trawled the news of celebrity-land to see what I had been missing. Imagine my shock at discovering that Hugh Heffner has gone completely bonkers?????

First there was Kim Kardashian posing for Playboy. This is a chick who was famous, first just for being Paris' best friend and then for being filmed being the recipient of a golden shower (apparently......). Then there was talk last week that Hugh thought that he might be able to convince Lindsay Lohan to get naked for Playboy. He was even going to do a Marilyn Monroe style shoot for Lindsay. Cos you know, if you naked photo shoots where you pretend to be Marilyn is art. Not porn. Get it right people.

But that I could handle. I mean, most of the free world has already seen everything Lindsay has to offer. Like Britney, Lindsay's never been fond of underwear. And personally, I can't look at Kim without thinking, "really, her boyfriend peed on her. Interesting. And gross." But hey, she's got a gravity defying ass and she's pretty attractive, so I can see why Playboy wanted her.

What I have a problem with, are the latest starlets that Hugh has tried to convince to pose for Playboy. The Olsen twins.

That's right, Hugh thought it would be cool to have the Undead Twins pose NAKED. Walking skeletons.......NAKED. What was Hugh thinking? Has he diversified his portfolio and invested in Impotency research? That's the only reason I can think of. Cos I don't care how manly and virile you are, I dare any man to open a magazine and find a naked Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen and then be able to get an erection. Even Superman would struggle with that, so what hope do regular dudes have?

Thankfully men everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief as the Olsen Twins turned Hugh down. They're holding out for Vogue instead.

Whew!

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Comment by Damo

March 3rd 2008 01:47

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My Apologetics

Mmmm Relish.

Hugh was King bonkingers.

Comment by Louie

March 3rd 2008 02:22

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might get him into the emo mkt...... and hey, he will most probably air brush their heads onto some hot chicks body......

Comment by katyzzz

March 3rd 2008 03:36

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I never realized he had a MIND.

Comment by Miswanderlust

March 3rd 2008 03:38

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What a weirdo!
Mis

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

March 3rd 2008 04:26

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Think Hugh and the whole playboy empire has resorted to 'Jumping the Shark' in an effort to survive.

MNG

Comment by KylieW

March 3rd 2008 04:48

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I think you all could be right! Hugh doesn't think with his brain. And also, Hugh is an attention seeker!

Comment by Lara M

March 3rd 2008 04:56

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I think they're all a tad too weird there in bunny-land...

...and, geeeee...those twins have certainly lost a lot of weight!

Comment by Cibbuano

March 3rd 2008 05:05

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he's a lunatic, I'm sure of it.

with regards to Kim K., I despise what she stands for and how she got famous, but I do like that curvy figure, with meat on her hips. That's a pleasant change..

Comment by Luke

March 3rd 2008 06:38

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regardless of what chicks say, or even what I say, there are a lot of dudes out there who would probably love to see the Olsen Twins naked.

Comment by Michaelie

March 3rd 2008 06:55

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They are just like strange scared stickfigures.

Q: Did he mean for them to pose TOGETHER naked? How weird, posing naked for a pornographer with your SISTER!

Michaelie

Comment by Techno

March 3rd 2008 07:32

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Probably his other bits and pieces don't work very well, either.

Comment by Lilla

March 3rd 2008 10:09

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HAHAHA yu reckon he needs a techno boost, Techno?

Too bad there ain't nutin' fer the brain of them there wanna-be girls too...

Comment by Wayne F

March 3rd 2008 12:05

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Heffner would save a lot more money by using a pair of twigs than hiring the Olsen Twins to pose for Playboy. I'm glad they rejected the offer as I think they know that people don't wanna see their skinny asses naked.

Comment by DuskDevi

March 3rd 2008 13:01

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Oh come on...Hugh's just being Hugh. He sees 'twins' and goes ga-ga.

He probably doesn't know what they look like or who they (who can tell what they look like under their Bug Eyed Monster masks and their Homeless Boho chic clothing) and Hugh is about 114yo...his eyesight may not be so good....which is why he needs 4 girlfriends....

....but seriously...if they had said yes...that issue would have sold like crazy! For all the wrong reasons.

If he really wants to feature them...he should just do a shoot with a couple of Chupa Chups and be done with it.

Hope you're well KW...

Dusk

Comment by Mountain Fog

March 3rd 2008 13:06

Infognito

Well...maybe he should start a new mag, for the young hip keeeewwwlll people??

He could call it, The Strolling Bones!

Then again, maybe he thinks anorexia nervosa is just a fake spell from Harry Potter?

cheers and a fun post!!

fog

Comment by Eva W.

March 3rd 2008 13:14

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Haha... You made me laugh (as usual)!

Thanks.

Comment by Cibbuano

March 3rd 2008 21:34

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here's a terrifying inside look at what it means to be one of Hef's girlfriends.

It's a fascinating article!

Comment by KylieW

March 4th 2008 00:57

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Thanks for all the comments everyone!! Fog - I love the Rolling Bones!!!!

And I think you're right Dusk that the issue would have sold like crazy.....for all the wrong reasons!

Cib - I totally agree with you that I hate Kim Kardashian and her rise to fame. But that girl is definitely hot! Way more than the little stick figures that overrun Hollywood.

Comment by KylieW

March 4th 2008 01:03

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Cib - wow, that blog post was VERY insightful about Huf's girlfriends. I have to admit, I did watch the occasional episode of Girls of the Playboy Mansion! Sad. But true

Comment by Mountain Fog

March 4th 2008 02:43

Infognito

KW,
had another 'deep tort', maybe you could write to Spielberg and in case he is making another horror show Holocaust movie, he can save on makeup and SFX by hiring the "Undead" ones!

They really are revolting, they want to make me puke!

But while the runways are filled with anorexics, the problem will remain. I guess that is one area Britney has it right...the Rubenesque and voluptuous little maniac that she is!

fog

Comment by Raoul Duke

March 4th 2008 08:00

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I'm curious ... when Hugh kicks the bucket, who'll run the Playboy Mansion ... and screw all those girls?

Comment by MelissaA

March 4th 2008 12:33

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I know he's not with the program in general, but I didn't realise he also had an interest in necrophilia..

Comment by Michaelie

March 4th 2008 23:45

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HAHAHA Melissa

Comment by KylieW

March 6th 2008 01:50

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Fog - I like it. And acting like corpses is probably something they could do (cos god knows they can't really act)

Raoul - that's a good question

Melissa - HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

Comment by Shan Jayaweera

March 6th 2008 07:53

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Hi there Celebrity Obsession,

I love your blog and couldn't agree more with you about seeing the Olsen twins as centrefolds - actually the whole Olsen twins thing, from their first roles in Full House to their bizarre disney kids merchandising cash cows is too weird.

When you have a spare minute please check out my youtube blogs

www.watchingyoutube.com

www.videotoes.com

let me know what you think!

(thanks for your time)

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