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Olsen Twins to Get Plastic Surgery

March 29th 2007 03:59
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The Olsen Twins


The Olsen twins are planning on changing their look (god knows they need it). However, don't get too excited. They're actually planning on getting matching nose jobs.


Quite frankly, if I looked like these two and had $100M at my disposal, I wouldn't be stopping at a nose job. They need something done about the scary eyes. And what's with the one of the left and her lips? And whichever one it is on the right. Please, never wear red lipstick again. And lastly, have you girls never heard of a hairdresser??

Why do they always look like homeless people? They're scary looking little hobbits!!! I keep waiting to see a picture of the two of them with REDRUM written all over the walls in blood.

I shouldn't be so mean. They probably wouldn't look so bad if they ate something every now and then. I know I look pretty scary too when I'm really hungry.

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Comment by MelissaA

March 29th 2007 04:12


Fun Facts
Quite frankly the idea of this has put me in a state where I just can't comment!

Comment by Miswanderlust

March 29th 2007 04:27


Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
K
Really... even after the rhinoplasty their noses will stiil be the largest parts of their bodies. They need to quit sharing breath mints for dinner and eat a sandwich...I am sure that the soup kitchen where they eat their meals after riding the hobo boxcars all day would be able to oblige....
Mis

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 04:39


Celebrity Obsession
Melissa - take a deep breath. It'll be okay : )

Mis - yes, why won't they eat something for gods sake!!!

Hehehe, your comment about hobo boxcars has me laughing so hard I can barely type!!

Comment by Tracy

March 29th 2007 05:09


Movies and Life
Why do they always pose facing towards each other? They're twins not lesbians....

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 05:19


Celebrity Obsession
Tracy - hahaha. Great comment. I never noticed that before, but they do.

Comment by DuskDevi

March 29th 2007 05:54


Rugby World Cup 2007
Maybe the're mentally conjoined at the bony hip.

Quite frankly, if I looked like these two and had $100M at my disposal, I wouldn't be stopping at a nose job. They need something done about the scary eyes. And what's with the one of the left and her lips? And whichever one it is on the right. Please, never wear red lipstick again. And lastly, have you girls never heard of a hairdresser??


...wa-tish....

KW....ouch!!


Maybe they need a new look for a new merchandise line....

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 05:58


Celebrity Obsession
Dusk,

I was particularly nasty wasn't I? Someone get me a saucer of milk!! meow!

And you know, I'm in a great mood today......obviously I'm just suited to being bitchy! hehehe.

Kylie

Comment by Tracy

March 29th 2007 06:01


Movies and Life
I was just wondering where my inner-bitchiness was coming from....maybe it's something in the air.....ah well....

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 06:11


Celebrity Obsession
Tracy - I think it must be something in the air! I actually went for a run this morning, so I was high on endorphins and in a great mood.

And yet I can be so mean....LOL.

Comment by Tracy

March 29th 2007 06:14


Movies and Life
I wonder what it is with me then, Kylie...I certainly haven't run anywhere.....just trotted around the house....ah well, as The Jam said 'That's Entertainment'......(I still feel a bit mean though....)....

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 06:16


Celebrity Obsession
Tracy - here's the deal. I'll absolve you for being mean, if you'll do the same for me.

Maybe we can try to be nice for the rest of the day as our pennance?
: )

Kylie

Comment by Bryn

March 29th 2007 06:35


Horrorphile
That pose ...? But then Paris Hilton always poses in half profile. She knows what makes her look best. These young women have it all down pat.
The Olsen twins ... hmmm ... to be perfectly sleazy I wouldn't turn down a club sandwich with them ... LOL but I do agree they look scary .... The Tin Soldier anyone?

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 06:56


Celebrity Obsession
Bryn - ha, you do sleazy so well! I understand the pose, it's the scary eyes. Why bother posing in such a way to show your best side and then look like the undead?

Damn....I was going to try and be nice. : )

Comment by Tracy

March 29th 2007 07:06


Movies and Life
Okey crokey, Kylie, I'll try if you try....but it's such fun!!

Comment by Bryn

March 29th 2007 07:11


Horrorphile
... but if I really had the chance of a celebrity club sandwich then I'd go Eva Mendez and Salma Hayek ... Latin-Spanish Jamon! Jamon! ... Arriba arriba!! Andalay andalay!!!

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 07:32


Celebrity Obsession
Bryn - now see that seems like a much more satisfying club sandwich! With the Olsen twins you're likely to get an eye poked out by a hip or collar bone.




Comment by Tracy

March 29th 2007 07:41


Movies and Life
He he, Kylie, that's so true!

Comment by Bryn

March 29th 2007 08:22


Horrorphile
Yeah ... fer sure .. i was only joshing about the twins .... if i woke up and got an eyeful of their eyefuls ... i'd scream! lol

Comment by Andrea

March 29th 2007 08:48


V8 Supercar Pitstop
I shouldn't be so mean. They probably wouldn't look so bad if they ate something every now and then. I know I look pretty scary too when I'm really hungry.

So do I ...!!

Actually, I think you're just clutching at straws now! Even a bit of meat on their bones wouldn't help those scary eyes.

Love the bitchiness, KW, very amusing. Keep up the great work.
A. x

Comment by Mark Schultz

March 29th 2007 09:26


Evil Pleasures
Random Musings on Life, Love and Everything
Let's Get Down To Business

Come on, those are dick sucking lips. I think she looks fine. Mary Kate babe, i'm not mean. Call me.

Comment by Ahmed

March 29th 2007 12:50


Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
They're like a pair of zombies, zombie twins, damn them. I mean beauty is skin deep, but they've turned it into makeup deep.

Comment by KylieW

March 29th 2007 22:56


Celebrity Obsession
Bryn - waking up beside them would be like waking up to a living breathing horror movie!

Andrea - we all look a little scary when the blood sugar levels dip too low!!

Mark - well the lips are probably the softest part of their bodies. If either of the twins call you, just be careful that you don't lose an eye, or puncture a lung on one of their hip bones!

Ahmed - hahaha, make up deep. I like it. They do look like they're undead. I'm sure without the weird make up and scary eyes they're actually quite attractive......at least I think they would be.

Comment by Kleonaptra

March 30th 2007 01:40


Kalikapsychosis
Hahahaha. I look pretty scary when Im hungry too...
Ive been meaning to click on you for awhile since Im celebrity obsessed too, but just call it another reason Im a bad person that I needed you to show up at my place to remind me!

Comment by JohnDoe

March 30th 2007 02:43


Film & TV on DVD
My fingers are crossed they screw up the surgery and they end up looking hideous then spend the rest of their lives in hiding so we never need to see them again....

Comment by KylieW

March 30th 2007 04:14


Celebrity Obsession
Kleo - pleased I could remind you!! I can be pretty nasty on these pages....so it probably makes me a bad person too! : )

JD - I wouldn't be sad if I never had to see them again!

Comment by Anonymous

August 15th 2007 06:43
Yeah they really do look like homeless women in a 1930 movie or they dress like old lady mental patients-one or the other. What on earth happened to them? Oh well, at least they look more interesting than in their insufferable Bob Sagget days. I don't know how they can say they're fraternal-I can't tell them apart.

Comment by KylieW

August 15th 2007 07:04


Celebrity Obsession
Anon - how can they claim that they're fraternal? They're clearly identical.

I never understood why they were chosen to be on full-house. I always thought they were very unattractive kids.

And I don't get their dressing style. They're extremely rich and have their own line of fashion. How can they dress so badly???

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