Is Nicole Richie Pregnant?
June 7th 2007 02:23
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Life& Style Magazine are reporting that Nicole Richie is pregnant!
According to Life & Style, Richie recently underwent a series of blood and urine screenings which confirm that she is indeed 'up the duff'. So far Nicole's reps haven't responded to the allegations, though she was photographed at a reproductive clinic on May 30.
Jesus christ!! Nicole with a kid. Hopefully Angelina Jolie will take pity on the poor child and adopt it off her. This is not a girl who should be allowed to raise a child.
No word yet on whether it's the Duffster's (Hillary, that is) ex, Joel Madden who put the bun in Nicole's oven.
I think Nicole will make an excellent mother. I mean Nicole Richie seems to have the mental capacity of your average 2 year old. So Nicole and a baby would get on famously. And then when her child gets a little older, Nic will be able to teach him/her essential life skills such as the correct way to wear sunglasses bigger than your own head, how to pretend to the papparazzi that you hate having your every move photographed (while you secretly know that you will wither and die if you're not photographed at least once and hour) and how to develop an eating disorder.
Damn, I think Nicole Richie is going to be an even better mum than Dina Lohan!!
Pic courtesy of starpulse.com
Is she pregnant?
According to Life & Style, Richie recently underwent a series of blood and urine screenings which confirm that she is indeed 'up the duff'. So far Nicole's reps haven't responded to the allegations, though she was photographed at a reproductive clinic on May 30.
Jesus christ!! Nicole with a kid. Hopefully Angelina Jolie will take pity on the poor child and adopt it off her. This is not a girl who should be allowed to raise a child.
No word yet on whether it's the Duffster's (Hillary, that is) ex, Joel Madden who put the bun in Nicole's oven.
I think Nicole will make an excellent mother. I mean Nicole Richie seems to have the mental capacity of your average 2 year old. So Nicole and a baby would get on famously. And then when her child gets a little older, Nic will be able to teach him/her essential life skills such as the correct way to wear sunglasses bigger than your own head, how to pretend to the papparazzi that you hate having your every move photographed (while you secretly know that you will wither and die if you're not photographed at least once and hour) and how to develop an eating disorder.
Damn, I think Nicole Richie is going to be an even better mum than Dina Lohan!!
Pic courtesy of starpulse.com
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hmmmm.... i think she is pregnantComment by Anonymous