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Nicole Richie Confirms She's Preggers

July 31st 2007 23:57
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden interviewed by Diane Sawyer
The newest Mommie Dearest on the block
Dear god, she can't work out which way she's supposed to drive down a highway, but she can bring a child into the world!!! Yes, it's true, Nicole Richie is having a baby with her boyfriend Joel Madden.


Rumours have been going round for some time now, however it's the first time Nicole has officially confirmed that she is indeed in the family way, telling Diane Sawyer that she is almost 4 months along. Nicole was interviewed by Diane Sawyer for ABC in the US about her driving under the influence charge, her jail time and her pregnancy. The interview will be aired on Thursday in the US.

What I want to know, is how someone who is essentially a walking skeleton even managed to conceive??? This may well be the first instance where a newborn weighs more than it's mother!

You reckon there are some young girls with body issues now. Imagine how f**ked up you'd be having Nicole as your mother? This poor kid is going to be on a diet from the time it takes it's first breath!! I'm trying to work out which kids I feel more sorry for, Britney's or Nicole's.

I wonder if Nicole will write letter to her new daughter/son as Russell Crowe did for his son Charlie on his first birthday. I can see it now:


Dear Peach Bunny Cruz Tigerlily Richie-Madden,

Today yoo'll be one years old, and mommy is so proud of you. You is the skinniest of all the babies at mothers group. You r not like the other baby's with their rolls of fat. You r all stick legs and arms. Your head even looks too big for your skinny body. Just like ur mum's.

I can't wait to watch you grow up. I'll teach you evrything you need to no to get by in life. The best ways to disgise diguise hide your bulimia. That a rolled up $5 bill works better than a $20 when snorting coke off a plate (it must be something about the thickness of the paper....but never mind that now, mommy will teach you about it on ur 13th birthday). How to get famous by simply hanging around others more famous than you. And the all important, how to give yourself an enema.

Mommy has big plans for her baby girl. One day you will grow up and marry one of the Spears boys, and I will be so proud.

And remember, as long as you never ever get fat, mommy will always love you!

All my love

Mommy

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Comment by Louie

August 1st 2007 00:43


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OMG...just we we bloody need ....ANOTHER ONE in the world......

Comment by KylieW

August 1st 2007 00:54


Celebrity Obsession
I know!!! Scary isn't it.

Comment by Andrea

August 1st 2007 00:57


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Kylie

Love the letter ... maybe you've just given her a great idea.

This may well be the first instance where a newborn weighs more than it's mother!
Scary but true.

A.

Comment by KylieW

August 1st 2007 01:30


Celebrity Obsession
Andrea,

The whole idea of Nicole being responsible for another human being is truly terrifying!!

Kylie

Comment by David

August 1st 2007 02:57
hahahahahahahahahaha @ the letter.

Especially the child's name, and this bit:

The best ways to disgise diguise hide your bulimia.


Comment by KylieW

August 1st 2007 03:33


Celebrity Obsession
David,

Well we both know that Nicole woudn't be able to spell disguise!!!

Kylie

Comment by Wendi

August 1st 2007 05:12
This may well be the first instance where a newborn weighs more than it's mother!

ROFLMAO.....

Comment by KylieW

August 1st 2007 05:34


Celebrity Obsession
Wendi,

I know it's mean, but I honestly can't understand how somebody who is so underweight managed to conceive a child in the first place!

Kylie

Comment by Tracy

August 1st 2007 09:54


Movies and Life
The celebrity world makes me despair and more cynical than I like to be.....

Comment by Ash

August 1st 2007 11:06


Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
thats won of the most hilir hilaree funniest ive red in, like foreva!!

Comment by KylieW

August 1st 2007 23:24


Celebrity Obsession
Tracy - I know. I don't like to be nasty and cynical in general. But I just can't help it when it's populated with people like this!

Ash - well thanks!!!

Comment by Tracy

August 2nd 2007 03:37


Movies and Life
Yeh, I can't help it either....and I don't feel bad as they are such attention-seekers that it's what they want. They grab every bit of limelight they can....annoying twits...

Comment by KylieW

August 2nd 2007 03:57


Celebrity Obsession
Tracy,

In the case of Nicole, you're absolutely right. She's a person who has carved out a career of being famous for being....well famous. She and Paris court the papparazzi.

Kylie

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 3rd 2007 02:56


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Kylie
You are so wicked and funny! HAHAHAHA
Mis

Comment by KylieW

August 3rd 2007 03:41


Celebrity Obsession
Mis - thanks!!

Comment by Tracy

August 3rd 2007 03:57


Movies and Life
Yeh, they love all the attention. But her body loss is a real concern, like someone said I'm amazed she was able to fall pregnant.

Comment by KylieW

August 3rd 2007 05:54


Celebrity Obsession
Tracy - that was me. I find that a medical miracle that she managed to conceive!

Comment by Tracy

August 3rd 2007 06:30


Movies and Life
Yeah, it's incredible....

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