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Nicole Richie Is a Pain In The........

May 1st 2007 04:46
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Nicole Richie at Sydney Airport
Nicole Richie, famous only for being famous, has been a bit of a bitch since arriving in Australia for the MTV Awards in Sydney.

Firstly, the pint sized star disappointed fans at Sydney Airport, leaving some in tears when she refused to stop and sign autographs when she arrived. The only thing her fans got, were manhandled by her security team, while Nicole hid herself behind her massive handbag.


Fans were devastated that Nicole refused to stop, one 17 yr old fan telling the Sydney Morning Herald that she hadn't slept for two days, saying it was "pretty heartbreaking".

Qantas staff were also underwhelmed by the tiny Diva. One female crewmember saying that Nicole was "not very nice" and that "she has no charm".

Nicole's boyfriend, Good Charlotte singer, Joel Madden and his twin brother Benji happily posed for photographers when they arrived in Sydney.

I have to support Nicole here. I don't think it's her fault. I know I'm always a little grumpy when I'm hungry. Nicole hasn't eaten since 2005.....so of course she's going to be a bit of a bitch!! And lets talk about the teenage fan who wasted 2 days of her life waiting to see the starving bimbo. Something tells me that young girl has a big future working the register at McDonalds ahead of her.


Nicole then went on to prove that her diva-like behaviour at the airport wasn't simply a one-off when she refused to take part in the MTV Award dress rehearsals. Richie was apparently the ONLY presenter who refused to take part. She refused to leave her dressing room all day, not even her boyfriend could get her to come out. Actual stars like Pink, Fergie and Good Charlotte happily took part in the dress rehearsal.

Nicole, being the super smooth presenter that she is, greeted the crowd at the awards with the line, "What's up bitches", then stumbled through the rest of her lines......reading that autocue gets real difficult when you can't sound out the words and follow the writing with your finger like she normally does when she's reading See Spot Run.

Well, you have to ask the question, why did MTV organisers pay her to come out for the Awards? She has no talent, no brains, and no link to the Awards other than the fact that Joel Madden obviously has a weakness for skinny bimbo's with no substance whatsoever.




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Comment by Ahmed

May 1st 2007 05:22

Comment by DuskDevi

May 1st 2007 06:32
....hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha!!!... deep breath.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I know I'm always a little grumpy when I'm hungry. Nicole hasn't eaten since 2005.....the teenage fan who wasted 2 days of her life waiting to see the starving bimbo. Something tells me that young girl has a big future working the register at McDonalds ahead of her.

Joel Madden obviously has a weakness for skinny bimbo's with no substance whatsoever.

...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!!!!...
Actually...hysterical laughter...!!

I am rolling around on the floor with this one KW.

Too too funny.

Comment by charliesgirl_992000

May 1st 2007 06:54
"......i have to support Nicole here. I don't think it's her fault. I know I'm always a little grumpy when I'm hungry...."
LOVED this. TOO FUNNY!!! i think stars should take a little time for their fans. after all, they are the ones that make them stars. i use to adore her. now her mouth and the stuff she says is just un real. atleast on the simple life. even if they pay her to act that way, i just wouldn't not especialy as bad as she does and what she does to those families, for no amount of money.
Tammy

Comment by Bryn

May 1st 2007 08:46
Brilliant.
Heartwarming news.
I'd have been shattered if Nicole and been a Beautiful Person and Gave from Deep Within.

Comment by Ash

May 1st 2007 09:02
hilarious Kylie.... tears of laughter with this one!

Comment by Nina

May 1st 2007 10:56
Hilarious as always, Kylie. She shouldn't let her head get too big - she won't be able to support it on her tiny frame.

Comment by Jonathon

May 1st 2007 18:03
how nice is that bag though?

Comment by KylieW

May 2nd 2007 00:35
Ahmed - could be. Though apparently Nicole medicates herself during 'that time of the month' with vicodin and marijuana.....which probably makes her a nicer person.

Dusk - Thanks!!!

Charlie - I used to like her too. Then I watched the Simple Life. While Paris Hilton is dumb...no two ways about it. Nicole is both dumb AND mean. She was the one who would come up with ideas to steal things and just do generally mean things. Paris is a bimbo, but at least she didn't seem so mean spirited.

Bryn - god, can you imagine!!!

Ash - thanks....sometimes it's too easy to make fun of these girls.

Nina - It's strange that someone who is famous for being talentless has such a big head! She should definitely watch it.....she could snap her tiny neck!

Jonathon - oh yeah, don't think I wasn't eyeing off that bag!!

Comment by Anonymous

May 2nd 2007 00:52
HA!! Yes Nicole clearly hasn't eaten in a couple years...great post, you had me cracking up..!
I've always preferred Paris also...if you have to pick between two airheads in the first place.

Comment by KylieW

May 2nd 2007 02:12
Hi Anon,

Thanks for the comment! Yes, it's a hard choice....which airhead to choose? But, I'd also choose Paris.

Kylie

Comment by Philly

May 2nd 2007 04:23
So true
Its funny i dont know why people care so much about "famous" people.
There just people !!!

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