More Fathers for Anna Nicole's Daughter!!!
February 14th 2007 03:57
Okay, so I know that we're all sick to death (I know it's a bad pun!) of hearing about Anna Nicole. But this particular story is quite noteworthy, if only because it seems that in the life of Anna Nicole Smith, crazy is an understatement.
So far we've had 3 men claim that they are the father of Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn.
1. Howard K. Stern - Anna Nicole's attorney and 'husband' (Howard and Anna Nicole held a commitment ceremony in the Bahama's). Howard is listed as Dannielynn's father on the birth certificate.
2. Larry Birkead - Photographer and former boyfriend of Anna Nicole's. Larry had launched a paternity suit against Anna Nicole. So far, it had been ruled that Anna Nicole was to submit Dannielynn to a paternity test.
3. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt - Husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor claims that he and Anna Nicole carried on a secret decade long affair and he is in fact the father of Dannielynn. Von Anhalt once considered adopting Anna Nicole when she insisted that she wanted to be a Princess, going as far as filling out the adoption papers. Unfortunately his wife didn't think that was such a great idea and the adoption never proceeded. Probably a good thing. Imagine, Freddy being the father of his adopted daughters child. A little too Woody Allen for my liking.
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. Two new candidates have now been put forward as potential fathers for little Dannielynn:
1. J. Howard Marshall (deceased) - Anna Nicole's 2nd husband. She married J. Howard when she was 27 and he was 89. J. Howard died the following year. Though J. Howard has been dead for over a decade, Anna Nicole's sister is claiming that its very likely that Dannielynn could be the result of Marshall's preserved sperm. Sure, sounds crazy. But if Dannielynn was a true blood relative of J. Howard Marshall, her chances of getting some cash from his estate would certainly be improved. And while getting impregnated with the sperm of a 90 year old who has been dead for a decade is kinda creepy, it can't be any worse than actually having sex with a living 90 year old when you're only 28.
2. Alex Denk - Anna Nicole's bodyguard claims to have been having a 2 year secret affair with Anna Nicole. Alex told US television show Extra's that Anna Nicole had told him that she wanted to have kids with him. While he wasn't sure that he was Dannielynn's father, he believes that it is possible.
Okay, so anyone want to place a bet on who is going to claim Dannielynn's paternity next?
So far we've had 3 men claim that they are the father of Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn.
1. Howard K. Stern - Anna Nicole's attorney and 'husband' (Howard and Anna Nicole held a commitment ceremony in the Bahama's). Howard is listed as Dannielynn's father on the birth certificate.
2. Larry Birkead - Photographer and former boyfriend of Anna Nicole's. Larry had launched a paternity suit against Anna Nicole. So far, it had been ruled that Anna Nicole was to submit Dannielynn to a paternity test.
3. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt - Husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor claims that he and Anna Nicole carried on a secret decade long affair and he is in fact the father of Dannielynn. Von Anhalt once considered adopting Anna Nicole when she insisted that she wanted to be a Princess, going as far as filling out the adoption papers. Unfortunately his wife didn't think that was such a great idea and the adoption never proceeded. Probably a good thing. Imagine, Freddy being the father of his adopted daughters child. A little too Woody Allen for my liking.
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. Two new candidates have now been put forward as potential fathers for little Dannielynn:
1. J. Howard Marshall (deceased) - Anna Nicole's 2nd husband. She married J. Howard when she was 27 and he was 89. J. Howard died the following year. Though J. Howard has been dead for over a decade, Anna Nicole's sister is claiming that its very likely that Dannielynn could be the result of Marshall's preserved sperm. Sure, sounds crazy. But if Dannielynn was a true blood relative of J. Howard Marshall, her chances of getting some cash from his estate would certainly be improved. And while getting impregnated with the sperm of a 90 year old who has been dead for a decade is kinda creepy, it can't be any worse than actually having sex with a living 90 year old when you're only 28.
2. Alex Denk - Anna Nicole's bodyguard claims to have been having a 2 year secret affair with Anna Nicole. Alex told US television show Extra's that Anna Nicole had told him that she wanted to have kids with him. While he wasn't sure that he was Dannielynn's father, he believes that it is possible.
Okay, so anyone want to place a bet on who is going to claim Dannielynn's paternity next?
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Adrienne - I kind of feel for Howard, cos I think he did really love her. But at the same time, I think that he helped push the drugs on her to keep her docile and dependent on him.
Craziness...the whole thing!
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I'm running a book on all of this, care to place your bet? [ poor little bub ]
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Deorre - It's good to be wanted! I wonder whether they'll still want her if there's no way to get their hands on her money...