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Michael Jackson - Clothing Designer

June 13th 2008 06:17
Michael Jackson
Oh yeah, I'm sure that this suit will make it into MJ's clothing range
The only person in the world who can make Britney Spears look sane and normal, Michael Jackson, has come up with a new way to earn some much needed cash. When his first plan, to open a chain of Child Care Centre's didn't seem to get off the ground, Mikey decided he'd become a clothing designer.


That's right, the man responsible for many of us you walking around wearing just one sequined glove in the 80's, is going to design a range of clothes. There are few details about what the range will look like or consist of, all that's known so far is that he'll be working with Christian Audiger from Ed Hardy on the range.

Michael is hoping that his clothing line will be a big success and pull him out of his financial woes. He almost lost his Neverland Ranch, but lucked out when the foreclosure auction was cancelled.

Michael Jackson
Every man should own a white rhinestone studded jacket.....
Seriously.....clothing? Michael may be a lot of things, but a man of style isn't one of them. Freak and a paedophile.....sure. Fashionable......not so much.


Poor old Michael has sunk so low these days that he even cancelled a scheduled guest spot on American Idol due to stage fright. Oh how far he has fallen............

On another note, I would like to quickly thank those who have left comments on my posts. Unfortunately due to starting a new job I'm doing my posts late at night and future posting them and just haven't had a chance to do much reading or commenting of my own. So please don't think I'm being a rude cow (I mean, I am. But it's not on purpose, and that's what counts!!!!).

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Comment by Louie

June 13th 2008 06:42
When his first plan, to open a chain of Child Care Centre's didn't seem to get off the ground

too bloody funny, you are on fire

how scary...

Comment by Patricia 7

June 14th 2008 00:33
What's he going to design? Clothing for children perhaps? I can just hear him saying to his future victim child friend (same thing?) "My, what lovely attire you have..." in his high-pitched estrogen riddled voice.

If that picture you have posted is any indication, he's either going to be broke or people are going to walk around looking like a cross between C-3PO and a transformer. And why is there what looks to be a half-dollar in the crotch of his pants? Is it a shilling for the next victims young fans in the crowd, or is he just happy to see them?

Can you tell how much I like him?

Comment by Nina

June 14th 2008 01:34
Don't fret, I know what starting new jobs can do for Orbling - it's part of the reason that I have been absent for so long!

I'd forgotten just how much I love your witting and biting posts, so I shall have to try and be around more in the future to get my daily giggle fix.

Comment by Lilla

June 14th 2008 05:14
Kylie,

I think I'll have one of those space suits for when I am next going out to dinner, or meet some friends... yup, in the gold and silver.. perhaps at the next psychic fair?



I can't wait to see what he comes up with, can you?

Congrats on the new job, btw.

Going to email this post to my daughter...

Lilla ...

Comment by Damo

June 14th 2008 07:33
He had a designer for the glove?


Comment by Always Eighteen

June 15th 2008 04:29
"What's he going to design? Clothing for children perhaps?"


hahahaha

Comment by Mountain Fog

June 18th 2008 13:15
Of course,

diamente studded straight jackets did immediately occur to me...

oh..and maybe a nice nose warmer...

cheers

fog

Comment by Miswanderlust

June 20th 2008 01:51
Kylie
Too much gal! Bleeeeech. He is soooooooo creepy. He probably saves and drinks his own urine...
Mis

Comment by Bryn

July 9th 2008 06:03
That pic of Michael in the studded jacket ... Sweet Jesus that face is frighteningly awful. God, that man did a absolute horror job on himself ... in numerous installments. Gee, I could even do a post on him over at my blog and it wouldn't look out of whack ...
I still love his early-to-mid-career music (Off the Wall, and Thriller primarily, although I do really like The Way You Make Me Feel and Bad's not so bad either ... and then much later still, the last good track he ever did, You Rock My World, but I digress ...)

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