Michael Jackson - Clothing Designer
June 13th 2008 06:17
The only person in the world who can make Britney Spears look sane and normal, Michael Jackson, has come up with a new way to earn some much needed cash. When his first plan, to open a chain of Child Care Centre's didn't seem to get off the ground, Mikey decided he'd become a clothing designer.
That's right, the man responsible for many ofus you walking around wearing just one sequined glove in the 80's, is going to design a range of clothes. There are few details about what the range will look like or consist of, all that's known so far is that he'll be working with Christian Audiger from Ed Hardy on the range.
Michael is hoping that his clothing line will be a big success and pull him out of his financial woes. He almost lost his Neverland Ranch, but lucked out when the foreclosure auction was cancelled.
Seriously.....clothing? Michael may be a lot of things, but a man of style isn't one of them. Freak and a paedophile.....sure. Fashionable......not so much.
Poor old Michael has sunk so low these days that he even cancelled a scheduled guest spot on American Idol due to stage fright. Oh how far he has fallen............
On another note, I would like to quickly thank those who have left comments on my posts. Unfortunately due to starting a new job I'm doing my posts late at night and future posting them and just haven't had a chance to do much reading or commenting of my own. So please don't think I'm being a rude cow (I mean, I am. But it's not on purpose, and that's what counts!!!!).
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That's right, the man responsible for many of
Michael is hoping that his clothing line will be a big success and pull him out of his financial woes. He almost lost his Neverland Ranch, but lucked out when the foreclosure auction was cancelled.
Seriously.....clothing? Michael may be a lot of things, but a man of style isn't one of them. Freak and a paedophile.....sure. Fashionable......not so much.
Poor old Michael has sunk so low these days that he even cancelled a scheduled guest spot on American Idol due to stage fright. Oh how far he has fallen............
On another note, I would like to quickly thank those who have left comments on my posts. Unfortunately due to starting a new job I'm doing my posts late at night and future posting them and just haven't had a chance to do much reading or commenting of my own. So please don't think I'm being a rude cow (I mean, I am. But it's not on purpose, and that's what counts!!!!).
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NME
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Comment by Louie
Climate Forum
Climate Red
randomthoughts
Phil's Wellness Tips
too bloody funny, you are on fire
how scary...
Comment by Patricia 7
Inside my Mind
Free Speech
future victimchild friend (same thing?) "My, what lovely attire you have..." in his high-pitched estrogen riddled voice.If that picture you have posted is any indication, he's either going to be broke or people are going to walk around looking like a cross between C-3PO and a transformer. And why is there what looks to be a half-dollar in the crotch of his pants? Is it a shilling for the
next victimsyoung fans in the crowd, or is he just happy to see them?Can you tell how much I like him?
Comment by Nina
I'd forgotten just how much I love your witting and biting posts, so I shall have to try and be around more in the future to get my daily giggle fix.
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
I think I'll have one of those space suits for when I am next going out to dinner, or meet some friends... yup, in the gold and silver.. perhaps at the next psychic fair?
I can't wait to see what he comes up with, can you?
Congrats on the new job, btw.
Going to email this post to my daughter...
Lilla ...
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Comment by Always Eighteen
Always Eighteen
hahahaha
Comment by Mountain Fog
Infognito
diamente studded straight jackets did immediately occur to me...
oh..and maybe a nice nose warmer...
cheers
fog
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Too much gal! Bleeeeech. He is soooooooo creepy. He probably saves and drinks his own urine...
Mis
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
I still love his early-to-mid-career music (Off the Wall, and Thriller primarily, although I do really like The Way You Make Me Feel and Bad's not so bad either ... and then much later still, the last good track he ever did, You Rock My World, but I digress ...)