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Mariah Carey Diva Extraordinaire

April 7th 2008 05:44
I bet when you look at Mariah Carey you think, wow, there's a no-nonsense down to earth simple kind of gal, don't you? I mean, doesn't she look like someone who is completely uninterested in being a total diva?? Yeahhhhhh......rrrrrriiiiiiii iggggggghhhhhhhtttttttt.

The ridiculously spoilt and diva-like Mariah Carey hit London last week to promote her new album E=MC2. Uh huh, cos Mariah knows Einsteins Theory of Relativity almost as well as...........well, something she knows absolutely nothing about.

Here's a few of Mariah's more outrageous demands that were made while she was on the publicity trail:


- 11 bodyguards surrounding her restaurant table so nobody else can watch her eat (wow, her tables manners are THAT bad huh?

- She demanded a $120,000(AUD) antique table on which to sign autographs at Selfridges Dept Store.

- She insisted that a $25,000(AUD) gym be installed next to her Penthouse Suite at Claridges

- She booked every penthouse at Claridges to ensure she had absolute privacy

Mariah Carey in London
Who the f**k wears opaque tights and strappy sandals? And she claims to have a stylist.......I don't think so!
Mariah was accommpanied by an entourage of 15 which included stylists, bodyguards, publicist's etc. Though to be honest, I doubt the validity of this claim. After all if surely if Mariah had bought a stylist along with her she wouldn't have been photographed wearing a mini dress, thick black opaque tights with open-toed sandals. Seriously, unless you're an old italian lady, you don't wear tights and sandals. What the f**k was the dumbass thinking????


This is the first time Mimi has been rather diva-like in her demands. She has previously insisted that a red carpet lined with white candles be set up in front of the hotel that was checking into........at 2am.

Though I'm sure that Mariah is absolutely worth every one of these demands. After all, you might not know it, but she has an 8 octave vocal range...........you probably didn't know because she doesn't like to shove that fact down our throats by including those god-awful high pitched screams that send dogs running for cover in every single song she records. Much.

Personally, the only way I'd agree to any of Mariah's demands would be if she promised to never EVER sing another note again. Actually, I'd prefer it if she never opened her mouth ever again!!!

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Comment by Damo

April 7th 2008 07:01
You devil Kylie.

Anyone would think that you would begrudge her needs.

She is not like other men, she has special needs because she is an artist.

Now, where is a socialist revolution when you need one.

Comment by Michaelie

April 7th 2008 08:16
If there is one person I can't stand, it's Mariah Carey. That girl has some very serious pretentions.

Michaelie

Comment by the world of gaye

April 7th 2008 08:46
It must be Mariah Carey day because there have been a number of blogs about old rattle throat today. And none of them were nice. Poor little cretin, I bet the birds are pissed off she stole their mating call (listen to aretha franklin or gladys knight if you want to hear a real singer) But she keeps the graphic artists in work by teaching them how to airbrush, bless her.

Comment by Morgan Bell

April 7th 2008 09:18
i cant help but think she is fabulous!

Comment by tlcorbin

April 7th 2008 13:56
No substantive comment, I like her music, but I can do without the ego, Kylie.

Raven

Comment by Cheryl J

April 7th 2008 14:47
I don't even think good ol' George Dubya has that many bodyguards when he eats and half the population of the world would gladly sneak him a pretzel.

She seriously called her album E=MC2?? Oh dear.

Comment by Tracy

April 7th 2008 21:58
I can't stand her so much that I couldn't read this post...

Comment by Louie

April 8th 2008 01:47
ha gotta love it, she is seeking revenge on the record company for underpaying her all those years by torturing them and racking up zillions of dollars in promotional expenses has the double whammy effect of thus ensuring no young and upcoming artists will EVER get signed, so hence no competition to her royal divaness.....its a perfect world we live in......

Comment by Aimzster

April 8th 2008 03:31
hahaha...I love how she tries to remind us that she came from a poor background and how down-to-earth she is - so reminiscent of JLO singing Jenny from the Block while shoving diamond-studded fingers in our faces. I used to like her songs but her tendency to include high-pitched warbling after every 2nd word drives me crazy now.

Comment by KylieW

April 9th 2008 07:38
Hey guys, thanks for the comments!!!

Comment by Miswanderlust

April 15th 2008 02:27
Kylie
She repels me..........

Comment by Miswanderlust

April 15th 2008 02:27
Kylie
She repels me..........

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