Help Choose a New Man for Paris Hilton
September 27th 2006 01:49
We all know that Paris changes men as often as some of us change underwear (and for those who are hygenically-challenged, she probably changes her men more often than some of you actually do change your underwear!). But I think perhaps it's time that Paris settled down. To help her out, I've chosen a list of some of the suitable celebrities that perhaps she should try.
Hey, leaving the choosing up to Paris hasn't been that successful so far, surely we can all come up with a list of eligible candidates for her to work her way through!
1. Harry Morton - Paris does like to take another woman's man. And there's no love lost between Paris and Lindsay. Perhaps Harry is worth a look in.
2. Justin Timberlake - He's a singer. She's a singer (okay, I use the term 'singer' loosely). He's trying to 'dirty' up his image. And Paris is pretty dirty.
3. Aaron Carter - He's just called off his engagement to his fiance (who was his brother Nick's, ex). Paris is one of Nick's ex's.
4. Nick Lachey - He's hot, he's single and he obviously doesn't mind very dumb women.
5. Adam Brody - According to reports, his current girlfriend and OC co-star Rachel Bilson has been getting cosy with Zach Braff. Maybe a night in Paris will bring Rachel running back to him?
That's my starting 5 guys. Anyone else got any suggestions. Let help find poor Paris a boyfriend!!!!
Hey, leaving the choosing up to Paris hasn't been that successful so far, surely we can all come up with a list of eligible candidates for her to work her way through!
1. Harry Morton - Paris does like to take another woman's man. And there's no love lost between Paris and Lindsay. Perhaps Harry is worth a look in.
2. Justin Timberlake - He's a singer. She's a singer (okay, I use the term 'singer' loosely). He's trying to 'dirty' up his image. And Paris is pretty dirty.
3. Aaron Carter - He's just called off his engagement to his fiance (who was his brother Nick's, ex). Paris is one of Nick's ex's.
4. Nick Lachey - He's hot, he's single and he obviously doesn't mind very dumb women.
5. Adam Brody - According to reports, his current girlfriend and OC co-star Rachel Bilson has been getting cosy with Zach Braff. Maybe a night in Paris will bring Rachel running back to him?
That's my starting 5 guys. Anyone else got any suggestions. Let help find poor Paris a boyfriend!!!!
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