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Celebrity Obsession - November 2008

Madonna is Demanding......Who Knew???

November 12th 2008 05:27

Madonna very reasonable demands of Guy Ritchie

The UK's Daily Mail, is reporting that Guy Ritchie has finally had a chance to spend time with his sons, Rocco and David as the children arrived in London. But of course, when you are estranged from possibly the biggest diva on the planet, you can be sure that having custody of your children isn't as simple as you'd think.

It seems Diva-Madge is still asserting her control by issuing a list of demands that Guy has to comply with while he has the children. So, what are her demands? That the kids should be in bed by 8? That she'd prefer it if he didn't let the kids watch porn? Er....no. Her demands are just a little stranger, more demanding and odd.........just as you'd expect from her.

Her demands include:
- No watching of tv, reading of newspapers or watching dvd's
- The kids must follow a macrobiotic diet (vegetarian) with no processed or refined foods
- The kids can only drink Kaballah blessed water (I'm not sure why water that is blessed by a made up religion is better for you than regular water.....but we won't worry about that!)
- At bedtime Guy should read the children the English Rose books Madonna wrote.

Geez, wouldn't it be fun being Madonna's children. No wonder the woman looks so f**king miserable all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, Madge might like to think about being a little nicer to Guy. After all, she supposedly wants to make her base in LA. And she can't take the children with her unless Guy or the English courts permit her to do so.

Note to Guy Ritchie - take the miserable biyatch for everything she's got. She owes you. You used to be able to make movies before you started sleeping with Madonna.

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Comment by Louie

November 12th 2008 05:45

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WOW, what a list, some of it I understand but talk about way OTT, I am not surprised...Madonna probably pissed herself laughing writing the rules just because SHE CAN!!!!!!!

Comment by Damo

November 12th 2008 09:34

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My Apologetics

I heard these on the radio in the am.

She has been drinking the bong water again.

Comment by Lara M

November 12th 2008 11:17

Love Speaks

Geez...that list is quite unbelievable!
Didn't realise that she was sucha (control) *freak*...

Comment by Bryn

November 13th 2008 01:56

Horrorphile

I just finished reading a fascinating definitive bio on Madonna and had some new found respect, but that just went out the window with these ludicrous demands. She's turning into a nutcase like MJ. Perhaps she was a nutter all along.
BTW, Guy Ritchie's new movie RocknRolla is a return to form. Great fun!

Comment by Michaelie

November 13th 2008 04:53

Flick Wit

Madonna is most surely short for Prima Donna.

They always were a strange pair. Now they've split up, hopefully Guy will be able to fight his way free of his wife's crazy stranglehold, and leave Madonna to be strange by herself.

Michaelie

Comment by Bryn

November 13th 2008 21:38

Horrorphile

I pity the kids ... Will Lola end up an eccentric? Probably.

Comment by Ahmed

November 14th 2008 03:31

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...and no one brings up how the daily mail is a tabloid paper, they've probably just made this up.

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