Lynne Spears.....Mother of the Year
September 18th 2008 03:48
Get back in the studio and make another album bitch! Mommy Dearest needs a new pair of shoes!!!
Lynn has
On NBC Today Show, Lynne revealed that:
Jamie Lynn told her she was pregnant by writing her a note
Wow, Jamie Lynn can spell? Damn, she really is the smart one in the family. Mind you, look where all that book-learnin' got her???
"It said she was pregnant and everything was going to be OK. She was going to raise it ... I thought it was a joke. I was waiting for the punch line,"
Lynne Blames Herself For Britney's Troubles
Well you were certainly quick to take the cash for her success.........so it seems only fair that at least some of the blame is put at your door Lynne!!!! After all, you and your husband only intervened the LAST time she was committed to a psych ward (after she'd done 2 stints in rehab, lost her kids to K-Fed and had already had 1 visit to the Cedars-Sinai Psych Ward)........so it's not like you were really in a hurry to lend her a hand were you?
Probably too busy counting all that cash weren't you Lynne???
There were other revelations - you know the standard showbiz parent trying to justify selling off your kid to the highest bidder and then forgetting all about her when she went mental.
Honestly, just F**K off Lynne and stop trying to convince anyone that you were a good parent. Just accept the fact that hey, you're a shitty excuse for a parent, but thanks to that you'll never have to work another day in your life. Instead you can sit around your house, that Britney pays for, and think of new ways to exploit your kids!
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Cheers to you.
Comment by Mrs M
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Is this the book that got shelved right at the time that Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant?
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Alt_Ed - I have slightly more respect for Sarah Palin than I do Lynne Spears (though not much!!)
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
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It's high time you posted something about Britney. Wtf have you been doing concentrating on other celebrities?
I was about to give up on you.
You just redeemed yourself.
I had no doubt in my mind the header was a joke btw.
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Your last paragraph made me spit out my drink. Amen sister! She is absolutely the worst mom!
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