When Lindsay's Go Bad
May 24th 2007 01:22
Lindsay Lohan at the Chanel Cruise Show Presented by Karl Lagerfeld
These two have been going out for about a week and already they're cheating on one another. Wow, does this promise to be the most romantic relationship we've ever witnessed or not?
Anyway, Lindsay returned to the hotel at around 1:30am with her date and her bodyguard, only to collapse on the floor in the hotel lobby. According to the newstory "She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties". Apparently Lindsay's date and her bodyguard were so appalled that they didn't even try to help her, leaving it to the Hotel Manager to carry her to her room. Geez, you've picked yourself some fine companions there Lindsay!
But that's not all. Once back in her room, Lindsay kept calling Callum, and at one point going to his room. When Best opened the door and Lindsay caught a glimpse of the other woman in there she went a bit mental! Lindsay was then escorted back to her room. But after further shenanigans at 5:30am she was asked to leave the hotel.
Rehab seems to have worked wonders for Lindsay huh?
Now, if you or I had acted this badly, we might want to lay low for a little while and wait for the humiliation to pass. But not our gal Lindsay. What's Lindsay currently doing? Well, Lindsay has gotten Svedka Vodka to sponsor her 21st Birthday party in Las Vegas (she turns 21 on July 2nd). The deal with Svedka Vodka could earn Lindsay millions. Said Lindsay's lawyer "this should be one of the best parties ever".
Well hell, lets not just stop there. Surely Lindsay's people can line up a Colombian drug cartel to sponsor the party too. Maybe they could just fill one of the hotel pools with coke and Lindsay could go swimming in it.
And what's with her lawyer talking up a party? I mean, that's her mom's job.
Lindsay is the best recovering alcoholic ever. If I ever become an alcoholic and join AA, I want Lindsay to be my sponsor. She's rocks at being sober.
pic courtesy of www.thesuperficial.com
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Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
And rest assured, the coloumbian drug lord will be at that party!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Okay, see what you can find out at the doctors. Oh yeah, they'll have A-grade colombian coke for Lindsay's party....mmmm....wonder how I can get an invite for that.
Kylie
Comment by Jonathon
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Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Girlfriend needs a time out. She seems to be going the way of Paris Hilton or Anna Nicole... and we all know how that turned out.
Mis
Can't she afford some underpants?
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Anon - humility, common sense, brains, decorum, manners,.......all qualities she doesn't possess!!
Mis - Oh yeah, she's the next Anna Nicole waiting to happen! She's worth something like $7M, surely with $7M you can afford to buy some underwear!
Comment by Nina