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Lindsay in Rehab Again - 3rd Time's A Charm

August 7th 2007 02:15
lindsay Lohan
Hi ho, hi ho, off to rehab I go.......again!
Yes, we're all sick to death of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, so I'll keep this short. Lindsay has checked herself into rehab for the 3rd time this year. This time, Lindsay has checked herself into a Utah treatment facility, Cirque Lodge.


Obviously Lindsay and her 'people' decided that rehab at Promises wyhere she stayed for 45 days in May wasn't that successful (for Lindsay or Britney Spears!). So she's going to a 'serious' rehab facility. Cirque Lodge is where David Hasselhoff sought treatment for his alcohol addiction (sadly, that was BEFORE the drunk hamburger incident). Mary-Kate Olsen also sought treatment for her eating disorder at The Lodgee (and isn't she a spectacularly healthy looking woman now?).

The Olsen Twins
I can't even tell which one had the eating disorder, cos they both look SO healthy!
The Lodge has been named as one of the US' top rehab facilities. With a price tag of $30K for a 30 day stay, The Lodge houses 16 residents at a time. It boasts spectaular views, hot tubs, and activities such as horse back riding, massage therapy and heli-hiking tours. And for those of you worried that Lindsay's stint in rehab will mean that she won't have time to keep up her image, stop fretting, The Lodge also has a hair salon and does manicures. Whew!


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Comment by Louie

August 7th 2007 02:37
That begs the question of where has she been the last week or two....in a crackhouse somewhere??????

I certianly hope for all our sakes it works this time, reading about it is painful....but I just can't help myself.

Comment by KylieW

August 7th 2007 02:50
Louie,

I hear you! I didn't even want to post this story. But I can't help myself!!!!!!!!! It's an illness

Kylie

Comment by David

August 7th 2007 03:31
Kylie,

I'd like one of the TV Networks to do a Big Sister show where they put all these female celebs in a rehab house, and the doctors are the only ones who get to vote on eviction night.

David ...

Comment by KylieW

August 7th 2007 04:10
David,

I like it. The winner of the weekly challenges would get free botox and boob jobs and that sort of thing.

Essential viewing if you ask me.

Kylie

Comment by Stanley

August 7th 2007 04:13
aw she gets points for persistence! we should give her a bottle of champagne for that and some blow!

Comment by KylieW

August 7th 2007 05:58
Stanley,

Snap! I was just over commenting on Yao Ming's marriage on your blog.

Personally, I don't think that Lindsay's problem is alcohol or drug addiction. If you ask me, Lindsay is addicted to rehab. She just keeps pulling these stunts so that she can go off to rehab!!!!!!!! It's all a ruse people! Poor Lindsay. Where do you send someone to conquer their rehab addiction???

Kylie

Comment by DuskDevi

August 7th 2007 06:23
Just read in a Vanity Fair mag that LL's best friend is Rumer Willis?...is this true?
Well...the piece was about Demi and the mag date was Feb 07...that's akin to a century in Hollywood years, yes?

These people need boot camp not a spa...


KW, David...your new program?

'Imbiber; Outdrink, Outsnort and Outlive'

...the gibe has spoken...

Comment by KylieW

August 7th 2007 06:38
Dusk,

HAHAHAHA - I love the name and slogan for the show. It's gonna be huge I tell ya!!

Rumer and Lindsay were BFF's forever earlier this year. But I haven't seen them together for a couple of months - you know, when i pop out to Les Deux to check out what's happening on the celebrity scene! God I know too much about this stuff. Imagine the important shit I could do if my brain wasn't so cluttered with celebrity info. I probably would have cured cancer by now if I just stopped giving a shit was Paris Hilton was up to!!!!!

Kylie

Comment by DuskDevi

August 7th 2007 07:12
Never doubt your contribution to society KW. It's people like you that 'de-deify' celebrities.

They're human, they're fallible, they're fucked up and yet...we look to them to 'lead'?? To set examples?? To be role models?

We're so fascinated with these so called beautiful people, it's scary... so thank you for your chosen path of enlightenment..you probably could cure cancer Miss Dux...instead you're curing us from being blinded by the blight...



ps. have you swum in the giant choc fountain yet??...or am I confusing my Les Deux restaurants here?? Sigh...I'm such a pleb...


Comment by KylieW

August 7th 2007 07:27
Dusk,

I can never understand why people carry on about celeb's being bad role models. Of course they're bad role models.....any idiot can see that they're fucked up. So why try and make them role models!!!

Oh and yes, it was Les Deux with the choc fountain that I was thinking of.......mmmmm.......chocolate fountain.....

Curing people of being blinded by the blight......I like it!!

Kylie

Comment by Ash

August 7th 2007 09:44
Hi Kylie

Sounds more like she is looking for a holiday than a rehab clinic. 30k for rehab clinics that they all KEEP COMING BACK TO? what the hell am I doing with my life? I`m going into the Non-Functioning Rehab Clinic business.

chocolate fountains?? hhhmmmmm!

ash

Comment by Always Eighteen

August 7th 2007 15:52

Horse back riding??? I wouldn't mind getting into drugs just to get into a place like that. But then again I'll need 30K... hmm maybe I can deal, and then become an addict?



Seriously, poor Lindsay. I kind of enjoyed Mean Girls... I guess it's time to sing her a requiem.

Comment by KylieW

August 7th 2007 23:31
Ash - I've got a revolutionary idea. How about we make rehab centres less cushy. So people want to cure their addictions so they don't have go back there!!! Crazy isn't it.

Mmmmm.......chocolate fountain........

Dean - I do kind of feel sorry for her myself. I really liked Mean Girls. I was a big Lindsay fan back then (which I know is sad!). She needs to get her shit together!

Comment by D. Armenta

August 8th 2007 01:08
This kid has all of the depth and foresight of a bunny in heat. I hope to hell she doesn't reproduce....

And what's up with the picture of the Elks convention hookers at the bottom?

Comment by KylieW

August 8th 2007 02:11
D - you know I couldn't give a stuff how much coke Lindsay snorts and vodka she drinks. Hell, she's 21 and if you can't drink and take drugs to excess at that age, when can you.

But what I can't abide, is her total lack of foresight and ability to think through the consequences of her actions. Drink all you want, snort all you want. But to get behind the wheel and drive (and get caught) twice within 2 months is the kind of stupidity that pisses me off! Obviously rehab was just for show. But she could try and be more subtle about it. She annoys me solely for that!

And yes, as you can see by the pic of the undead twins, rehab certainly helped Mary-Kate's eating disorder. Doesn't she look healthy???.....

Kylie

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 8th 2007 02:49
Kylie
The Lodgee will tire of her after 48 hours and then maybe she will do a stint at Sierra Tucson (another pricey rehab unit). Maybe she will just go all over the US and Europe doing 28 days at different centers and reporting on their programs. Maybe she can make it into some kind of reaility show. I say call it Rehab Hag!

Comment by DuskDevi

August 8th 2007 03:18
Elk convention hookers!!!!!!

...hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
On fire D...

Comment by KylieW

August 8th 2007 23:46
that was a particularly good one!

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