Lindsay Found Rehab “Sobering”
October 9th 2007 23:58
See....we're good people now.
As any good publicist will tell you, your first stop after rehab should be to a major magazine to tell them about how you hit rock bottom, had to re-discover yourself, find out what is really important to you, take responsibility for your actions and how ‘voila, you’re now a good person.
Lindsay Lohan, as you’d expect, followed this tried and true formula. After leaving rehab last Friday, Linds sat down with OK Magazine.
Linds told OK that rehab was a “sobering experience”. And if that’s not insightful enough for you, of the months leading up to Lindsay’s latest rehab stay, Lindsay said “I hit rock bottom…….everything came to a point where I had to make a decision.”
Would that be the decision where you got loaded and decided to hop behind the wheel of a car (for the 2nd time) to chase your assistant? Cos that decision just showed all kinds of mental acuity!
The only surprising part of Lindsay’s interview was the fact that she had her father Michael Lohan beside her (yes, the former felon and drug addict who has been mouthing off to any media that would listen about himself – ie, a media whore like her mother).
More interesting news about Lindsay is the story from The Awful Truth.
According to a source, Lindsay thinks its hilarious that everyone is so worried about her. “She says, ‘Oh what a pitiful girl, they must all be saying’, and then she breaks into hysterics.” The source also added that Lindsay doesn’t like Britney taking attention away from her. Yes folks, Lindsay is jealous that Britney is mental, has lost her kids, gave the most embarrassing performance the VMAs has ever seen and ruined her recording career…..cos she’s getting more publicity than Lindsay. Maybe she is as dumb as Britney???
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Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
I found your heading amusing and I thought to myself surely she didn't really say that. The woman's a dingbat.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Louie
Climate Red
randomthoughts
Phil's Wellness Tips
Comment by Nina
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
Me thinks Lindsay's life is a bottomless glass.
MNG
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Great to see you back Kylie - was having gossip withdrawal!
Michaelie
Comment by Wynona Lavota
Generation Y Life
Comment by Techno
Geeky Blog
I think ya came to see me one day. Have I askd ya out yet?
Techno
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Good to see you back. I guess she has done better than the rest by not actually having been spotted out ....... yet!
Loved the comments too what a crack up!
Ash
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Rehab was sobering......god she's an idiot!!!
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Lindsay does drive-through rehab. But with all fast food...not sustainable....
Mis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Mountain Fog
Infognito
Screen Trek
QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
I have done time in detox, and I really think that should be quoted on a wall in the hospital ward...because they tell you in NA and AA that, "you can't be too dumb to get the 'programme', but you can be too smart!"
...Lindsay is the exception that proves the rule...
...although...some of these places fill you up with "good drugs" to help with your recovery...so maybe she has a point if she went cold turkey?...nahhh what am I thinking...she IS a turkey...and I apologise to all turkeys out there who rightly should be offended by association with Lindsay.
Now for another show spin off from your original concept....
"CELEBRITY DETOX!"
and "CELEBRITY REHAB"
cheers!
fog
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I love the way you think. With celebrity fat club or is that fit club....eh, same thing. Celebrity detox and celeb rehab are the next natural progression.
Kylie