Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim's Hot 100 List
May 21st 2007 04:33
What the hell is going on at Maxim? The mag has just released their Top 100 Hottest Women list for 2007..................with Lindsay Lohan coming in at Number 1!!!!
What the????
Seriously, who the hell thinks Lindsay is hot? I mean, if it was a list of the Top 100 Nutcases/Skanks/Attention Seeking Media Whores/Actresses Who Attend Rehab to Increase Their Popularity then I could understand Lindsay taking out top spot. But Hottest woman..........I don't think so!!!
Here's a photo of Linds at the Hottest 100 Party. She doesn't look too bad. But you just know that 20 minutes after the pic was taken, Lindsay would have been on the dance floor with the top of the dress down around her waist, sculling vodka and red bull and snorting lines of coke off the nearest flat surface. She's classy like that.
The boys at Maxim really need to get their act together. Below is their Top 20 Hottest Women. It's a sad and sorry list.
20. Keira Knightley - hello? My broomstick has more sexual appeal.........and more curves!
19. Cameron Diaz - nice body......shame about the head.
18. Megan Fox
17. Maria Sharapova - is she the tennis player that grunts really really loudly?
16. Ashlee Simpson - seriously???
15. Avril Lavigne - huh???
14. Katherine Heigl
13. Beyonce Knowles
12. Angelina Jolie
11. Sienna Miller - media whore!
10. Fergie - c'mon guys.....really? Look at her, I'm pretty sure she's a tranny.
9. Eva Longoria
8. Rihanna
7. Eva Mendes - First name on the list so far that I totally agree with....she's a stunner
6. Ali Larter
5. Jessica Biel
4. Christina Aguilera - sexy? Really? Take a look at this pic taken only a week ago of her. For crissakes, she's orange! Still think she's sexy???
3. Scarlett Johansson
2. Jessica Alba
1. Lindsay Lohan
What the????
Seriously, who the hell thinks Lindsay is hot? I mean, if it was a list of the Top 100 Nutcases/Skanks/Attention Seeking Media Whores/Actresses Who Attend Rehab to Increase Their Popularity then I could understand Lindsay taking out top spot. But Hottest woman..........I don't think so!!!
Lindsay Lohan
The boys at Maxim really need to get their act together. Below is their Top 20 Hottest Women. It's a sad and sorry list.
20. Keira Knightley - hello? My broomstick has more sexual appeal.........and more curves!
19. Cameron Diaz - nice body......shame about the head.
18. Megan Fox
17. Maria Sharapova - is she the tennis player that grunts really really loudly?
16. Ashlee Simpson - seriously???
15. Avril Lavigne - huh???
13. Beyonce Knowles
12. Angelina Jolie
11. Sienna Miller - media whore!
10. Fergie - c'mon guys.....really? Look at her, I'm pretty sure she's a tranny.
9. Eva Longoria
8. Rihanna
7. Eva Mendes - First name on the list so far that I totally agree with....she's a stunner
6. Ali Larter
5. Jessica Biel
4. Christina Aguilera - sexy? Really? Take a look at this pic taken only a week ago of her. For crissakes, she's orange! Still think she's sexy???
Christina Aguilera
3. Scarlett Johansson
2. Jessica Alba
1. Lindsay Lohan
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Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Cameron Diaz: always looks half baked (oh that's because she is)
Ashlee Simpson - she needs to thank that new nose
Fergie - c'mon guys.....really? Look at her, I'm pretty sure she's a tranny. bwhahaha no shit
Christina: fake baker deluxe (soon to look like an oompa loompa)
Lindsay Lohan No f'n way.... She must have had the pity votes.
Mis
There are so many other folks to pick from
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I totally agree. What were those guys thinking?
Kylie
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Eva Mendez ... all class, should be in the top 3!
Rihanna ... not everyone's idea of sexy, but she's smokin'!!!
Jessica Alba ... number 2? Should be number 1 ...
FHM (or was is Ralph?) published their's and has Keeley Hazel at number 1 ... Ms. I"ve Got The Biggest Natural Tits in England (and I can't give head to save my life)!
Those men's mags are out of touch .... literally.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I had forgotten about the FHM one....I couldn't believe that Keeley came in at number 1. Total crap.
I'm not a fan of Beyonce, but she is pretty hot. Eva, Rihanna and Jessica definitely deserved to be right up there in the count.
I'm at a loss to understand how they thought up Lindsay for 1st place???
Kylie
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
it's funny how the men's rags rate big tits as the asset ...
i can think of a number of celebrities with small or medium busts that much more sexier than keeley could ever hope to be ...
don't get me wrong though, the voluptuous hour glass figure is something to behold ... stand up raquel welch, salma hayek, even halle berry is sportin' there, but not quite as curvaceous ...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession