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Happy Birthday Lindsay

July 5th 2007 01:00
On July 2nd, Lindsay Lohan turned 21. Hey, she's now legally allowed to drink!!! Lindsay had originally planned to have her birthday bash at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, however she cancelled the party in favour of a more low-key beach bash.

Lindsay, who is currently completing a rehab program at Promises rehab centre (the same place Britney went to rehab.......and hasn't that worked well for her) came out of rehab for the day to celebrate.

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini on her 21st birthday
Surely you'd have to be drunk to wear these shoes?
Lindsay apparently is taking rehab seriously this time, even extending her stay to make sure she's successful this time. But I have my doubts. I'm just not sure that someone who was clean and sober would choose to wear a bikini and giant blue plastic platform sandals!!!


Lindsay's mother, Dina Lohan was there to wish her walking ATM daughter a happy 21st. The partygoers also included friends Samantha Ronson and DJ AM (Nicole Richie's ex-fiance). Considering it's rumoured that Sam Ronson was the person setting Lindsay's up for photographers and feeding her drugs, you have to wonder whether it might be best if Lindsay cuts Sam free. While she's cutting out negative influences in her life, perhaps she should cut off the money supply to her crackwhore mother, Dina!!!


Lindsay left the part and headed back to Promises at 2:15am. Apparently there were no drugs or alcohol at the party.

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini on her 21st birthday
Say cheese!
Lindsay even poked fun of the many papparazzi on the beach, by taking her own photo's of the pap's. How delightfully ironic!!

I have just one last piece of advice for young Lindsay. And thats..........posture sweetie. Stand up straight. Nobody looks good when they slump like that (and lets face it, you don't need the extra level of difficulty!).









Happy 21st Lindsay

Photo's from Splash news
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Comment by James Rickard

July 5th 2007 01:57
I was 21 once. I wasn't good at it!

Comment by KylieW

July 5th 2007 02:28
James,

I can vaguely recall being 21. It was a shitty year all round for me actually.

Kylie

Comment by Cibbuano

July 5th 2007 03:11
yeah, she can finally drink.

She looks 30, easy. That coke is taking years off her life...

Comment by KylieW

July 5th 2007 03:31
Oh yeah. I'm surprised she still has a nose left. I'm sure one day she'll be like that English actress who wore away her septum from so much coke. eeghhh

Comment by Miswanderlust

July 5th 2007 04:49
Kylie and Cibby
HAHAHAHA...by the time she is 30 she is going to look like the crypt keeper!

Comment by KylieW

July 5th 2007 06:06
Mis - and i thought Britney looked bad for her age (which she does)!.

Oh well, they'll all just have botox and plastic surgery and then look odd and misshapen instead of old.


Comment by DuskDevi

July 5th 2007 07:00
At first I thought the female in the orange dress (top pic...her mum?) was LiLo...and then I saw the 2nd pic...and wished that the orange female was LiLo!

Oh man....she's only 21...sheesh...


Hey...I'm lovin' her mother's dress...eek..is that bad?

Comment by KylieW

July 5th 2007 07:04
Dusk - actually, the mum's dress is a lot better than what Lindsay is wearing. Very cute and summery. So we'll let you get away with that statement.

Comment by Bryn

July 5th 2007 07:07
And her tits and ass are sagging already too!
Which Brit actor are you referring to Kylie? I know Chaka Khan and Stevie Nicks both destoyed their septums.

Comment by DuskDevi

July 5th 2007 07:15
Oh I know that actress with no septum!!!!! Oh yuck yuck yuck!!

Comment by Bryn

July 5th 2007 08:59
Who?! Who?! WHO?!!

Comment by Ash

July 5th 2007 11:46
she's now legally allowed to drink!
....
who is currently completing a rehab program at Promises rehab centre

HAHAHAHAHA!

Comment by KylieW

July 5th 2007 23:16
Bryn - I didn't want to say that her ass was sagging....but it is! Surely she should have a few years before the sag starts!

Also, I'm trying desperately to remember the name of the actress. I'll try and search her out. It's not either Chaka Chan or Stevie Nicks. She was a soap actress. It was gross. I'll let you know who it was.

Dusk - gave me shivers looking at her pic!

Ash - Gotta love coming out of rehab to celebrate being able to legally drink huh?

Comment by Nina

July 5th 2007 23:56
It's tough for me to believe that Lindsay and I are the same age - there is no way in hell I would ever want to emulate her or her life.

Comment by KylieW

July 6th 2007 01:20
Nina - yeah, you have to wonder why anyone would possibly want her life don't you!!!

Comment by Louie

July 6th 2007 01:52
Imagine turning 21 in AA with a potential jail term hanging over you..... what an achievement.......is she holding the camera becasue she knows she needs to look for another career???? claws back in....

Comment by KylieW

July 6th 2007 02:05
Louie - haha. Meow!!! Get you a saucer of milk. I love it!!!!!!

It's pretty tragic though huh!

Comment by Bryn

July 6th 2007 03:07
Tracy, you are only 21?? Wow, you bely your age in your writing .... I feel like an old man right now.

Comment by KylieW

July 6th 2007 04:23
Bryn - (its Nina, not Tracy by the way), I agree. I knew you were young Nina, but I wouldn't have picked that you're only 21.

Now I too am feeling bloody old!!!

Comment by Nina

July 6th 2007 09:13
I guess I must just be an old soul, Kylie. Either that, or I am a painfully boring 21 year old...

Comment by Bryn

July 6th 2007 15:55
My apologies ... I got my Orble wires crossed ... lol ... anyhoo, I still think you write with an astute and savvy mind, Nina, so there.

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