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Lindsay Lohan Has No Friends

June 3rd 2007 23:45
You know, I almost feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan (there's something I never thought I'd say!).

Lindsay Lohan passed out after Memorial Day party
Did Samantha Ronson set up this photo op?
First, there's the story that Lindsay's good friend (and suspected lesbian lover) Samantha Ronson may not be quite the friend that Lindsay thinks she is. Celebrity Babylon are reporting that Ronson is actually making money off making sure that photographers get pictures of Lindsay out partying and wasted. Supposedly, the night after Lindsay's car accident when Lindsay was snapped passed out in a car, Lindsay thought she was going straight home, but Ronson deliberately stopped at a gas station to allow photographers to get pics of her (above). According to CB, Ronson has a deal with an agency and they paid her to stop the car and get the pics.


The story also claims that it was Ronson who planted the cocaine in Lindsay's car.

Nice friends you got there Linds.

Last Saturday was visitors day at Promises rehab centre. So, did all of Lindsay's friends visit her? Ummm....well no. How about her father who is so worried about her that he's talking to every media outlet who will listen? Uh.....that would also be a no. How about her mother who goes out clubbing with Lindsay every night and leaches off her daughter? Well, that would also be a no.


Lindsay Lohan with her bodyguard Jaz at rehab
Her bodyguard Jaz was the ONLY person who bothered to visit Lindsay in rehab
In fact, nobody bothered to visit Lindsay in rehab except her bodyguard Jaz.....who lets face it, with Lindsay in rehab doesn't have a whole lot on his plate at the moment! As you can see from the photo, Lindsay is pretty excited to see him.

That's it? Her bodyguard was the only person to see her? Honestly, this chick needs to get her shit together, drop all of her friends, cut her hag of a mother off without a penny and take out a restraining order on her dickhead of a father. Maybe possibly then she'll have a chance at not ending up dead in a gutter somewhere!


rehab photo taken from www.hollyscoop.com
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Comment by David

June 4th 2007 00:53
I have nothing but sincere and genuine empathy for Lindsay. Oh to be rich enough to afford a female bodyguard!

Comment by MelissaA

June 4th 2007 01:09
What's the chance she'd listen to her bodyguard if he told her to straighten herself out I wonder.

Comment by KylieW

June 4th 2007 01:16
David,

I myself wouldn't mind a hot male bodyguard to look after me.

And i do feel sorry for Lindsay. Her mother seems to be a stage mother from hell. So no wonder she's so screwed up!

Melissa,

I'm not sure that the bodyguard is exactly the best influence on her either to be honest. Supposedly he was acting as her personal bartender pouring her shots of vodka a couple weeks after her first rehab attempt!

But Lindsay doesn't hold it against him that he didn't find the coke in her car and remove it before the cops found it........see now that's friendship!!!'

Kylie

Comment by Cibbuano

June 4th 2007 01:25
bah! I can't believe she was #1 on that stupid 'Sexiest Women alive' list...

Comment by KylieW

June 4th 2007 01:28
I know, what the hell were Maxim thinking??

Comment by Max Ride

June 4th 2007 01:49
You have to feel sorry for her though. 1- she has no friends 2-her family is effed up 3-her bodyguard sucks at his job 4-her dad is a dickhead and 5-she has no real life and needs one fast. Too bad money can't buy eveything. Man no wonder she needs to get drunk, HER LIFE SUCKS!

Comment by KylieW

June 4th 2007 02:15
Max,

I must say, for the first time, I do honestly feel sorry for Lindsay. If I was in rehab and not one friend or family member bothered to show up, I'd be devastated.

Though hopefully I'd be smart enough to see through some of these so-called 'friends' she's got in her life.

Kylie

Comment by charliesgirl_992000

June 4th 2007 02:40
Damn, who needs enemies when you have friends and family like that!!
Tammy

Comment by KylieW

June 4th 2007 04:09
Tammy,

True. Very true.

Kylie

Comment by Kleonaptra

June 4th 2007 06:04
Oh dear. Such a pity to be rich and famous....And Stoopid!

Comment by KylieW

June 4th 2007 06:20
Kleo,

hehehe. One wonders how you could fail to notice that the friends you're hanging round aren't really your friends. But I guess when you've been raised by a mother who is using you, you kind of expect it.

Hard to feel too sorry for her when she's earning $8M a movie though!

Kylie

Comment by Someone

June 4th 2007 23:34
I would have visited her.

Lindsay, if you're reading this, i'll treat you right babe. And I'm reeeeeal low maintenance.

Comment by KylieW

June 4th 2007 23:51
Someone,

It's good to see that 'someone' cares about Lindsay!! You're a kind hearted soul LOL.

Kylie

Comment by Miswanderlust

June 5th 2007 03:03
Kylie
Lindsay is so lucky to have you in her corner! You will be wearing matching Manlo Blaniks (lucky bitch)
Mis

Comment by KylieW

June 5th 2007 03:58
And snorting coke off matching plates and drunkenly crashing our matching mercedes into trees!!! hehehehe.

I still think she's a total fuck up. But I feel a bit sorry for her..........not enough to stop making fun of her mind you.

Comment by Miswanderlust

June 5th 2007 13:12
That's what bff's do best...
HAHAHA
Mis

Comment by KylieW

June 6th 2007 01:09
heheheheh. You're incorrigable......that's a quality I admire in a person!

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