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Linda Evangelista Is Now Officially A MILF

October 12th 2006 23:43
Linda Evangelista, the supermodel who famously said "she wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day" has given birth to a baby boy.

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Linda Evangelista
Luckily for Linda, being around a baby is very much like spending your days with models. Neither of them are known for their verbal communication skills. Both are likely to throw a tantrum for unfathomable reasons, and neither of them eat solid food.


She might be 41 years old, but I still think that Linda's son is going to have trouble keeping his teenage friends away from his yummy mummy. I think we can safely place Linda in the MILF category.
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Comment by TonyK

October 13th 2006 03:13
Shes like a good wine, gets better with age

Comment by KylieW

October 13th 2006 04:00
She is a truly stunning woman. I always preferred Linda to the other supermodels.

Comment by TonyK

October 13th 2006 04:02
Yeah, give me a woman with curves any day, skinny is just plain ugly

Comment by KylieW

October 13th 2006 04:05
I like your style TonyK!

Comment by TonyK

October 13th 2006 04:08
Thanks Kylie, you dont want to have sex with a supermodel, you'd be scared she'd break in half, least on the plus side she wouldn't cost much to take out to dinner.

Sorry I have a terribly cheeky sense of humour

Comment by KylieW

October 13th 2006 04:12
Ha, good point! You'd be scared to breathe too heavily around most models in case they snap in half. Imagine trying to have sex with one without breaking her!!!

You're right about the dinner though. Fresh air and a glass of water isn't going to cost you too much.

Although from what little I know about supermodels (from all those years I've been walking to catwalks....not!) I'm not sure that dinner conversation would be all that interesting either.


Comment by TonyK

October 13th 2006 04:16
Haha yer, they would all be like "like, um like like you know whatever" lol.

give me a girl with brains, some beauty, curves and intelligent conversation over a skinny clothes rack any day i say

Comment by KylieW

October 13th 2006 04:23
Or worse, they could speak like Paris Hilton. Constantly just going "that's so hot".....and you wouldn't know if she meant the food she wasnt going to eat, or whether they just meant that things were good.

Not that physical attractiveness and chemisty isn't important, but that can only sustain a relationship for so long. Eventually you're going to have to talk to the person. So you better make sure that you like what she has to say.

Comment by TonyK

October 13th 2006 04:31
I heard a while ago apparently she put a copyright on the phrase Thats so hot

Comment by KylieW

October 13th 2006 04:38
Sadly, that sounds like something she might do!

Comment by Cibbuano

November 2nd 2006 02:12
We love curvy... I swear, the skinny model thing doesn't appeal to most men....


Comment by KylieW

November 2nd 2006 02:20
My dad is always saying that women diet for other women because blokes like curves. Nice to hear others backing that up.

Comment by TonyK

November 2nd 2006 02:25
Wholeheartedly agree, we should have a national campaign called Bring Back The Curves,lol.

Comment by KylieW

November 2nd 2006 02:40
I like it Tony. Hey, maybe the message is getting out. In Madrid or Barcelona for the fashion week in Spain recently, they boycotted any models that the designers/organisers felt were overly skinny and replaced them with more normally proportioned girls (of course in the model world, that still means bloody skinny......just not Nicole Ritchie skinny!).

Comment by TonyK

November 2nd 2006 02:51
They have it right in Europe, eat everything in moderation, none of this diet rubbish. Life is too short to diet, just eat a good balance of everything and enjoy life

Comment by KylieW

November 2nd 2006 02:59
I like the Europeans approach to food. Eating is an occasion and something to be savoured. They don't eat anywhere near as much junkfood as we do.

Their relationship to food seems (from the outside anyway) to be much healthier than ours (ie our food is the enemy stance).

Comment by TonyK

November 2nd 2006 03:07
Totally agree, personally I love cooking, food is a part of a culture and should be enjoyed in all its different yet wonderful ways rather than restricted.

Comment by KylieW

November 2nd 2006 03:14
A man who can cook eh? I'm impressed.

I love the Spanish and Italian approach to meals. Where a dinner may be lots of small courses, can go on for hours and is shared with family and friends. That's how you eat food!

Comment by TonyK

November 2nd 2006 03:17
Haha thanks

Italian food is my speciality, nothing better than good food,good wine, good company. Way life should be lived.

And of course the Italians have a siesta in the middle of the day where everything stops apparently, I dunno how realistic that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond was,lol,but yea I think thats the way to go.

Come back refreshed and revitalised and more productive.

Comment by KylieW

November 2nd 2006 04:27
I love the idea of a siesta. Only problem is that I can't nap in the middle of the day. But I still love the idea.

I was in Italy a couple of years ago and I noticed some shops closed, but not everything. We should have siestas!

Comment by Anonymous

November 3rd 2006 16:06
Just a quick point: it's the Spanish that have the siestas. Never get hungry there at lunchtime as there is nothing open. If you're hungry at midnight it's great, every where is open and the towns are alive. It's a great way to live life!!

Comment by KylieW

November 6th 2006 02:14
Ah, you gotta love the Spanish. The Italians also do siestas (though it's more of a really long lunch). I love that the Spanish eat so late and everything is open until late at night. As a night owl, it's the way I'd love to live.

I think I need to move to Spain.

Comment by tamara, hottie

November 16th 2006 11:07
omg that is like sooo true
she will be like a huge MILF
bahahahahha how funny am i lol
well yeh if you think linda is a tantrum thrower what about J Lo , omg she is like soo bossy
well love ya'z
xoxox tam

Comment by KylieW

November 16th 2006 22:28
J Lo just seems like she'd be a nightmare!! I can't stand diva's.

I doubt anyone can throw a tantrum the way Naomi Campbell can though!

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