Kid Rock is SO Hardcore
October 23rd 2007 06:32
Bob Ritchie, or Kid Rock, was arrested early on Sunday morning. Yep, he's tough as old boots is Bob. Was it drugs? Alcohol? A drive by shooting?
Not quite.
Kid Rock was arrested for getting into a fight at a Waffle House Restaurant.
What, did someone steal your maple syrup and you had to bust a cap up their ass, Kid??? The waffles not as good as your mum's, so you had to teach someone a lesson??
Seriously, who the f**k gets arrested in a Waffle House?
Apparently, the story goes that a customer in the Waffle House recognised one of the female members of Rocks entourage. Words were exchanged and then so too were blows. The white trash posse then took their fight outside, where the customer punched out a restaurant window.
Rock and his entourage hopped into his tour bus and left the Waffle Houselike the frightened little girls that they are. Rocks tour bus was stopped about a mile from the restaurant where he and 5 members of his entourage were arrested for a misdemeanor offence of simple battery. The customer was charged with criminal damage to property.
Seriously, there was Kid Rock and five of his buddies and they ran away from the other guy in their tour bus??? Man, I could totally kick Kid Rock's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe Kid should just give up his tough guy image once and for all and go have manicures with P. Diddy.
Links
MSNBC - Kid Rock Arrested in Waffle House Brawl
Photo credit - getty images
Not quite.
Kid Rock was arrested for getting into a fight at a Waffle House Restaurant.
What, did someone steal your maple syrup and you had to bust a cap up their ass, Kid??? The waffles not as good as your mum's, so you had to teach someone a lesson??
Seriously, who the f**k gets arrested in a Waffle House?
Apparently, the story goes that a customer in the Waffle House recognised one of the female members of Rocks entourage. Words were exchanged and then so too were blows. The white trash posse then took their fight outside, where the customer punched out a restaurant window.
Rock and his entourage hopped into his tour bus and left the Waffle House
Seriously, there was Kid Rock and five of his buddies and they ran away from the other guy in their tour bus??? Man, I could totally kick Kid Rock's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe Kid should just give up his tough guy image once and for all and go have manicures with P. Diddy.
Links
MSNBC - Kid Rock Arrested in Waffle House Brawl
Photo credit - getty images
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Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Sounds like a ljust a whole lot of waffle to me.
Stay well
MNG
Comment by Mountain Fog
Infognito
PISS ROCK???
FAUX ROCK???
SOFT ROCK???
HOLLOW ROCK???
JELLY ROCK???
ROACH ROCK???
WAFFLE ROCK???
just trying to re-name him, for the rest of his career...
Anyone else got any new names for the Kid??
cheers
fog
Comment by Aimzster
Health and Beauty
Reality TV
The Jeepney Stop
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Kid Rock, Kylie. Love your reports on LA's biggest losers. How are so many women into him??
Michaelie
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I want a white trash posse for my very own. I think that I would enlist Britney Spears, Joy (from my name is Earl), and Pamela Anderson. We would leave Kid crying like the little girl he is!
Mis
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
<LOL> sounds like a real rock waffle to me *chuckle*
great post... would love to know if the charge stuck and what he got for his waffle?
LL.
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Fog - I like those.....
Michaelie - oh and I REALLY like your suggestions!
Aimzter - how pathetic is he??
Mis - oh now that's a posse who could kick some serious ass!!
Lilla - Oh thank you!!
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Sham Rock?
Kid Frock??
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession