K-Fed Will Be Back
May 31st 2007 05:18
Remember way back in November last year when we all cheered because Britney Spears finally got around to dumping her dumbass husband Kevin Federline? (Who knew back then the K-Fed would be the one to actually retain some dignity throughout the divorce???).
You may even remember that Kevin released a rap album called Playing With Fire. It was a truly superb album that sold an amazing 6,495 units in it's first week of release, debuting at 151 on the music charts and was referred to as "poison" by Rolling Stone Magazine. Lets just compare that to Justin Timberlake's latest album Future Sex/Love Sounds, which sold 684,400 units in it's first week and debuted at Number 1. Okay, so he sold almost as many cd's as JT. I mean 6,495 is what, half of 684,400? Oh no, that's not right. Ummm....30%? No, still not right. 10%? Hmmm.....nope. Oh, 1% of JT's. Yep, seems to add up.
So, his debut wasn't the most successful in history.
But that's not stopping K-Fed. He's planning to release a second album. And this time he's using his OWN money (cos no record label in the world would pay for him to make another one!).
According to Janet Charlton, K-Fed's consulting with friends he's made in the music biz and is basically making the album himself in his home studio. Good to see that he's put that divorce settlement to good use.
Apparently, K-Fed spends most of his time at home working on the album, saying that he only goes out to clubs these days if he's being paid to be there. So presumably, he's spending A LOT of time at home........cos who would pay to have him at their club????
Well, I guess someone has to be home with the kids. God knows his even-dumber-than-he-is ex-wife isn't bothering. You know, sometimes I think it really was a tragedy that Brit and Kev broke up. I'm not sure either of them will ever find someone as trailer trash as they are!!
And as if the idea of having your ears assailed by K-Fed again isn't bad enough, it's been reported that Kevin has landed himself a movie role in a new film starring Keanu Reeves and Forest Whittaker. The role will be "small but notable".
Photo courtesy of Absolute Pictures
You may even remember that Kevin released a rap album called Playing With Fire. It was a truly superb album that sold an amazing 6,495 units in it's first week of release, debuting at 151 on the music charts and was referred to as "poison" by Rolling Stone Magazine. Lets just compare that to Justin Timberlake's latest album Future Sex/Love Sounds, which sold 684,400 units in it's first week and debuted at Number 1. Okay, so he sold almost as many cd's as JT. I mean 6,495 is what, half of 684,400? Oh no, that's not right. Ummm....30%? No, still not right. 10%? Hmmm.....nope. Oh, 1% of JT's. Yep, seems to add up.
So, his debut wasn't the most successful in history.
But that's not stopping K-Fed. He's planning to release a second album. And this time he's using his OWN money (cos no record label in the world would pay for him to make another one!).
According to Janet Charlton, K-Fed's consulting with friends he's made in the music biz and is basically making the album himself in his home studio. Good to see that he's put that divorce settlement to good use.
Apparently, K-Fed spends most of his time at home working on the album, saying that he only goes out to clubs these days if he's being paid to be there. So presumably, he's spending A LOT of time at home........cos who would pay to have him at their club????
Well, I guess someone has to be home with the kids. God knows his even-dumber-than-he-is ex-wife isn't bothering. You know, sometimes I think it really was a tragedy that Brit and Kev broke up. I'm not sure either of them will ever find someone as trailer trash as they are!!
And as if the idea of having your ears assailed by K-Fed again isn't bad enough, it's been reported that Kevin has landed himself a movie role in a new film starring Keanu Reeves and Forest Whittaker. The role will be "small but notable".
Photo courtesy of Absolute Pictures
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Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Oh my word... in a movie with two half decent actors??? is he the guy that clicks the 'ACTION' board maybe?
You `ll probably find he also bought that 1% himself....
ash
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I was thinking the same thing! I love Keanu...A LOT. And Forest Whittaker is a damn fine actor. Why would you throw K-Fed into that???
And you're proably right about him buying all those albums himself.....I can't think of anyone who would buy it.
Kylie
Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Oh, Britney, what happened to that happy young girl tumbling over our screens?
And as for dignity? Kfed sure looks dignified in that pic....
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Sure seems a waste to me!
I'm probably being a little generous to see he retained dignity.......he just retained slightly more than Britney!!!
Kylie
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Oh what is this world coming to? KFed a good parent? More mentally stable? A potential star? The apocalpse is coming...
Mis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Yes, the world has gone mad!!!!!!
Kylie