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K-Fed to Keep the Kids

October 4th 2007 22:51
Britney Spears
Eh, who wants kids anyway. They just get in the way of the drug taking and partying
At a hearing held yesterday in the US, Judge Gordan Scott ruled that Britney won't be getting her kids back anytime soon. Noticably absent from the court hearing was one person. I don't want to point fingers, but her initials are..........Britney Spears. Yeah you got me. Good work. You dragged it out of me. Have you considered a career as an interrogator? You're really good.


Anyway, on to the story. Kevin, being the slightly less retarded of the kids parents, turned up to court looking very parental. Due to an eye infection, he was wearing an eye patch.

Well, he says its for an eye infection. You know he's only got it on because he wanted to rub it in Britney's face that even dressed up like a pirate a judge still thinks he's a better parent!

Britney will be allowed 2 supervised visits per week with the kids. Apparently Britney's people did mention to her that it might help her case if she were to show up to court to tell the judge face to face that she's cleaning up her act. But instead she felt it was more important to take her dog for a walk in malibu, get a coffee from starbucks and put some gas in her car.

The judge has made it clear that he expects Brit to show her face at the next court hearing. Though, when she hears that Kevin dressed like a pirate for this hearing, I'm betting she's gonna pull out all the stops on her costume for the next hearing! A cheerleader? Maybe a naughty nurse? You know, something that inspires confidence in ones parenting abilities.


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Comment by Techno

October 4th 2007 23:47
Love the boobs, shrew....( d )

Techno

Comment by Louie

October 5th 2007 00:59
unbeleivable that K-Fed is actually pulling off this act of let's pretend to care about the kids so Britney has to pay me even more money.......I mean t is soooo much responsibility to hire Nannies and body guards to look after them around the clock, has anyone actuall ever seen him with them??? EVER....

Comment by KylieW

October 5th 2007 03:49
Techno - thanks for coming by

Louie - I know, he couldn't even be bothered picking up the kids, he had his bodyguard do it.....and why does he need a bodyguard?

But, in saying that (cos I really don't like K_Fed), Brit deserves to have to pay him more. Quite frankly, it wouldn't have been hard for her to have sole custody of the kids (she is afterall the breadwinner). If she could have just held it together and acted like a normal person. She can't do that, so her bad luck!

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 5th 2007 05:10
Kylie
This post made me laugh and snort! HAHAHA
Girlfriend needs an agent or handler .. (in addition to a sponsor, parenting classes, stylist, trainer, driving lessons, and an IQ)
Mis

Comment by Mountain Fog

October 9th 2007 13:24
Probably KFed poked himself in the eye that morning as he tried to swab his ear with a cottoon bud...he is soooo THICK!!! He has the acumen of a wettex.

How irresponsible for the judge to give the kids to him of all people!!!!

Don't any of these idiots have parents that can be trusted, and who are something approaching normal?

I dunno...I have sympathy for her because she is an addict...NO sympathy because she is a self obsessed MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheers


fog

P.S. Love your work Kylie...and I want you to run a small guessing comp for what she will wear at the first supervised visit! Can you imagine the amount of press that are going to turn up to that little gig?

Comment by Cibbuano

October 11th 2007 02:01
I think it's obvious that she's cracked out on meth. The erratic behaviour, the mood swings, the rambling. It's all pointing to the crystal.


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