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K-Fed or K-Fat, Either Way It's Not Phat!

March 7th 2008 00:57
Okay, so I can't do ghetto talk. I'm a white girl okay!

This weeks Us Magazine has a rather unflattering photo of Mr Britney Spears showing that he's put on a few pounds lately.

I don't normally criticise celebrities for putting on a few pounds. Hell, most of them could do with a good meal. But I'm today I'm going to make an exception. 1 - because Kevin Federline is hardly a celebrity and 2 - the weight-gain is actually the least of his problems!

Kevin Federline puts on weight
Well you'd comfort eat too if you had to deal with Britney



As you can see from this photo, K-Fed has obviously let his exercise regime get away from him lately. However, his ex-girlfriend (and mother of 3 of his kids) Shar Jackson has defended Kevin, calling the weight-gain "daddy weight". Says Shar, "when you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you.

"If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life's not too bad!"

Kevin has been solely responsible for the care of Sean Preston and Jayden James since Britney uppped her crazy-quota in January. And by sole custody, I clearly mean he has a team of body guards and nannies that look after the kids.

The only problem I have with this story is that Us have focused on the fact that K-Fed is now a little bit K-Fat. When clearly, the real issue here is his HAIR STYLE. Seriously, what the f**k is going on with that hair? I mean unless your name is Cletis and your sister is also the mother of your children. You should NOT be having a hairstyle like that.


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Us Magazine - Shar Jackson Defends Kevin Federlines Weight Gain.


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Comment by tlcorbin

March 7th 2008 01:45
Darn, after looking at that unsightly paunch, I ran to a mirror to check my profile. Lord take me now, I need exercise!!! AAAArrrrrrggghhhhhh. I'm going to spam someone over this picture Kylie, hahaha. Oh how the truth hurts. Raven

Comment by Rebecca 1

March 7th 2008 01:55
Hi Kylie,

I also had this thought about the hair when I saw the pic. Incidentally, I was also watching The Simpsons at the time.
Does anyone else find it weird that his ex who K Fed ditched quicksmart along with his kids with her is defending him all of a sudden? Didn't she used to hate him? Although, he does have a lot more moula now...

Cheers,
Bec

Comment by Louie

March 7th 2008 02:23
yeah it must be tough sitting around spending Britney's money on Nannes and Bodyguards while you drink beer and eat pizza all day.

Much as Britney has farcked up, we need to remember she was normal before she started boozing with this guy morning till night


Comment by KylieW

March 7th 2008 03:08
Raven - It's okay, we mere mortals don't have the cash or spare time to spend our lives focusing on making sure we look great. So we're allowed some latitude!

Bec - the hair is SO wrong! Actually, I think once Brit and K-Fed broke up, for a while he and Shar were back on. Then they hated each other again. Trailer trash, who knows what's going on!

Louie - K-Fed certainly didn't do Brit any favours. Though possibly if she had of had a single working brain cell when she met him she might not have fallen into his trap!

Comment by katyzzz

March 7th 2008 11:10
well, Kylie, I guess when it comes to the essential elements of life hair is pretty important, a good hair cut could completely change his and my outlook on life, what a simple solution, how come I didn't think of it.

Oh, Britney, what a foul way to go, I can't really see any sort of medication having much use in the long run in her case, '''can't help herself.....bad habits"

Comment by Lilla

March 7th 2008 12:30
*Guffaw* (I just spat my cuppa)... great commentary K.

Comment by Miswanderlust

March 8th 2008 03:24
Kylie
HAHAHAHAH! You crack my ass up!
Mis

Comment by Ash

March 8th 2008 07:55
The only problem I have with this story is that Us have focused on the fact that K-Fed is now a little bit K-Fat. When clearly, the real issue here is his HAIR STYLE. Seriously, what the f**k is going on with that hair? I mean unless your name is Cletis and your sister is also the mother of your children. You should NOT be having a hairstyle like that.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Kylie you`re a riot! That`s classic!

Comment by Krystal

March 10th 2008 10:20
Ugly looking toad, isn't he?

Comment by Kim Lock

March 14th 2008 06:06
Great post!!!! Excellently derisive!! Love it!!

Comment by Anonymous

June 28th 2009 06:29
You dirt bags need to get lives of your OWN. Pathetic sack of S_hit!! Talking like you've been friends of theirs all your lives...if you can call your miserable existence a life. You are everything wrong with the world!!

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