Katie Holmes to be a Porn Star!
May 23rd 2007 02:07
So young and she already looks like a veteran porn actor!
Katee is a virgin and is planning to lose her virginity on film. According to her manager, she chose the name Katee Holmes as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed innocent characters (think Joey in Dawson's Creek).
Not surprisingly the Holmes-Cruise camp are anything but amused by the ploy.
What I want to know is, what 18 yr old girl do you know who, upon deciding that it's time to pop her cherry thinks to herself "well hell, I think I should have sex for the first time in front of strangers who can film me. Yeah, I'll do that. Shit, I'll need a manager too?" Damn, I knew there was something I forgot to do when I was busy getting on with the business of losing my virginity!
According to Katee “I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it".
Apparently Katie's first sexual encounter will be girl-on-girl.
Pic courtesy of Pop Crunch
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Comment by Nathan Hennessy
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Kylie you have outdone yourself! Girlfriend looks rode hard and put up wet....
Mis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Kylie
Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Glkad I'm not the only one who thinks so!
Kylie
Comment by Competitionqueen.com
Comment by Ash
Flashes of memories
trailer trash indeed!
welcome back Kylie hope your trip was good
ash
Comment by Always Eighteen
Always Eighteen
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Ash - hahaha, that was my thought too!!! And I had a lovely trip, thank you!
AE - I do vaguely remember that. So many nutters out there trying to be famous for ANYTHING
Comment by JohnDoe
Film & TV on DVD
Seems she has about the same IQ as her more famous counterpart...A scientology porn film would have production values through the roof when you think about the backers, Boogie Nights 2- Tom Cruise Diggles his dirk..
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
hehehe, I love it. Of course, it'd be gay porn seeing as how Tom is.........oh that's right, he's married.....he couldn't possibly be gay......could he??
Kylie
Comment by Anonymous
you are so brainwashed by tabloids.