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Celebrity Obsession - May 2007

Katie Holmes to be a Porn Star!

May 23rd 2007 02:07

So young and she already looks like a veteran porn actor!

Okay, so it's not really Katie Holmes. Rather, an 18 yr old student who wants to be a porn star has changed her name to Katee Holmes.

Katee is a virgin and is planning to lose her virginity on film. According to her manager, she chose the name Katee Holmes as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed innocent characters (think Joey in Dawson's Creek).

Not surprisingly the Holmes-Cruise camp are anything but amused by the ploy.

What I want to know is, what 18 yr old girl do you know who, upon deciding that it's time to pop her cherry thinks to herself "well hell, I think I should have sex for the first time in front of strangers who can film me. Yeah, I'll do that. Shit, I'll need a manager too?" Damn, I knew there was something I forgot to do when I was busy getting on with the business of losing my virginity!

According to Katee “I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it".

Apparently Katie's first sexual encounter will be girl-on-girl.

Pic courtesy of Pop Crunch

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Comment by Nathan Hennessy

May 23rd 2007 02:09

The Loyal Customer

Makin' daddy proud!

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 02:15

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Oh yeah, Daddy will be so proud of his little girl

Comment by Miswanderlust

May 23rd 2007 02:51

Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy

HAHAHAHAHA
Kylie you have outdone yourself! Girlfriend looks rode hard and put up wet....
Mis

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 03:07

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Mis,

Girlfriend looks rode hard and put up wet....

HAHAHA, that is THE best line!

Kylie

Comment by Kleonaptra

May 23rd 2007 03:12

Kalikapsychosis

Can anyone say trailer trash?

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 03:58

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Kleo,

Glkad I'm not the only one who thinks so!

Kylie

Comment by Competitionqueen.com

May 23rd 2007 08:47

Makes me wonder what the heck went wrong in their childhoods to end up at a place like that!

Comment by Ash

May 23rd 2007 14:03

Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories

hehehehe talk about delusions... does she think it`s going to be THAT great that she would want it recorded?

trailer trash indeed!

welcome back Kylie hope your trip was good

ash

Comment by Always Eighteen

May 23rd 2007 15:49

Always Eighteen

That reminds me of the time a few years ago, when that couple claimed to be the first couple in the world to lose their virginities online or something

Comment by KylieW

May 23rd 2007 23:28

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Competitionqueen - true enough. I don't think that deciding to lose your virginity in porn is exactly 'normal' behaviour!

Ash - hahaha, that was my thought too!!! And I had a lovely trip, thank you!

AE - I do vaguely remember that. So many nutters out there trying to be famous for ANYTHING

Comment by JohnDoe

May 24th 2007 07:35

Film & TV on DVD

Hi KylieW,

Seems she has about the same IQ as her more famous counterpart...A scientology porn film would have production values through the roof when you think about the backers, Boogie Nights 2- Tom Cruise Diggles his dirk..

Comment by KylieW

May 25th 2007 00:44

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JD,

Boogie Nights 2- Tom Cruise Diggles his dirk..

hehehe, I love it. Of course, it'd be gay porn seeing as how Tom is.........oh that's right, he's married.....he couldn't possibly be gay......could he??

Kylie

Comment by Anonymous

June 12th 2007 02:38

Tom isn't gay, unless he told you, or maybe he told you but was kidding

you are so brainwashed by tabloids.

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