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Jordan & Peter Andrew to Release a Single

October 17th 2006 02:58
WARNING, THIS IS NOT A JOKE

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Jordan and Peter Andre
Jordan (aka Katie Price), the busty page 3 model, and mother of 2, and her husband former popstar Peter Andre have recorded a duet. The pair have chosen the Disney song "A Whole New World" to destroy for their first song together.


If you want to listen to the song, Click Here. By all accounts it is terrible. Jordan apparently can't hold a tune (does that surprise anyone???).

Hopefully it's something that they'll never unleash on the Australian public.
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Comment by TonyK

October 17th 2006 03:22
I sing better in the shower than these two Im sure,lol

Comment by KylieW

October 17th 2006 03:29
Yeah, me too! What world are they living in when they think that anyone would want to listen to a song of theirs???? Bizarre

Comment by TonyK

October 17th 2006 03:33
Bizaree seems to be the flavour of the month in music lately, when you consider Elton John saying he wants to release a hip hop record, although that might work considering his duet with Eminem and the hook on that Tupac song

Comment by KylieW

October 17th 2006 04:17
Elton John doing hip hop. There's so much wrong with that, that I don't know where to start! : )

That being said, the duet he did with Eminem wasn't bad. But a whole album of it??? No thanks.

So, when can we expect a footballer to start a recording career? They're crossing over into tv and writing for papers etc, why not music. After all, who can forget Jacko's "I'm an individual"?

Comment by TonyK

October 17th 2006 04:21
Haha yer, if it ever does happen again Shane Crawford will probably be the one, he seems to be keen to lend his hand to everything

Comment by KylieW

October 17th 2006 04:27
Shane is a show pony. You could see how much he enjoyed his part in the Footy Show's Grand Final dance thingy.

Brodie Holland also looks like he'd give it a go. First dancing, then singing???

I'd like to see a boy-band style group of singing footy players!! Boy bands aren't about singing. It's about getting 13 yr old female hearts racing. Get togethr a group of young footballers and off you go!

Hmmm, I've kind of strayed right off the topic haven't I? And I'm a little scared at how great (and by great, I mean wonderfully terrible) I think an all-footballer boy band would be.

Comment by TonyK

October 17th 2006 04:30
I do remember last year on The Footy Show they had that singing contest over the course of the season and some of the players werent half bad, Russell Robertson and Luke McPharlin sprring to mind

Comment by KylieW

October 17th 2006 04:40
Of course, I had completely forgotten about that. Yep, I think that's what they need to do. Instead of having those Australian Idols singing at the Grand Final, it can be our footballers boy band! It's genius I tell you!

Comment by TonyK

October 17th 2006 04:44
Maybe I should write a proposal to the AFL for next years grand final

Comment by KylieW

October 17th 2006 04:55
Get onto it now TonyK before someone else steals the idea and takes the glory for themselves (hmmm, it's possible that I've had a bit much sugar and caffeine today).

Comment by Aaron

October 17th 2006 05:34
Is the whole new world referring to her massive cleavage you could lose a small baby in?

Aaron.

Comment by KylieW

October 17th 2006 05:45
Ha, that is indeed possible Aaron! I wonder how often Peter has to go looking in Jordan cleavage to find the kids???

Comment by Jane D

October 17th 2006 14:56
I just feel for the sound engineer and mixers that would have had to listen to all the takes before it was completed.

As an Australian currently living in London, it shames me that we are some how associated with this pap and I live in fear that they will work their way through the entire Disney back catalogue.

Presumably they practiced around their kids? How is this not child abuse? Maybe I should ring children's services?

Comment by KylieW

October 17th 2006 23:42
You're absolutely right Jane D! With the danger those kids face of getting lost in Jordan's breasts everyday and the damage inflicted on them by their parents practicing their singing it definitely qualifies as child abuse. Quickly, call child services now!

And don't be embarassed to be Australian and have Peter Andre associated with you. Remember, Peter Andre moved to London in the first place because the Brits liked him a hell of a lot more than we did. After all, it was the Brits who made and marketed a Peter Andre dolll. Australia had nothing to do with that!

Comment by Chrissy

October 23rd 2006 05:22
It's totally true I've seen it on WHO.com along with a picture of them snogging...ewwww.

Comment by KylieW

October 23rd 2006 05:32
Oh god, I don't think I could stomach seeing them snog. I heard part of the song being played on radio. It's so very very very wrong!!!

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