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Celebrity Obsession - November 2007

Worlds Worst Kept Secret is Revealed

November 11th 2007 22:58
Jennifer Lopez
Nope, definitely couldn't tell that you were pregnant. You sure fooled us!!!
Jennifer Lopez finally confirmed Hollywoods Worst Kept Secret by revealing that she is pregnant last Wednesday night during her last performance of her El Cantante tour.


Husband, Marc Antony, told the audience that he "did not expect her to say anything."

Lopez showed off her profile and playfully stuck out her tongue at the shocked audience who apparently collectively lost their minds with happiness upon hearing the news.

Good work Jen, you sure fooled all of us didn't you!!!!! Just a tip though Jen. If you're going to try to pretend that you're not pregnant, then maybe you should have steered away from dressing in circus tents. Kind of a dead giveaway when you happily parade yourself around looking the size of a house.

Marc Anthony
Would you have sex with this man??
But hey, congratulations to Jen and Marc. Mostly Jen though, cos she obviously REALLY wanted a child. Really really wanted one. Wanted one bad enough to have sex with Marc Anthony. Which is weird cos I didn't think that the undead could procreate.


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Comment by Miswanderlust

November 12th 2007 01:49


Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great post! You crack me up!
Mis

Comment by JoH

November 12th 2007 02:11
Let's just hope she makes a better parent than some of her fellow 'popstars'.

Comment by Tracy

November 12th 2007 02:48


Movies and Life
I don't understand why it was a secret....

Comment by KylieW

November 12th 2007 03:38


Celebrity Obsession
Mis - thanks!! I've been so busy the last week I haven't had a chance to do much posting or reading....and I'm suffering serious withdrawl!

Jo - god I hope so!!!

Tracy - me either? She's clearly past the 3 month mark (unless she's having quintuplets), so I don't get the secrecy. Especially since it was clear that she was pregnant when she was denying it.

Comment by Ash

November 12th 2007 03:54


Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
hahahahaha! your posts are hilarious Kylie!

Good luck to the child - another poor thing that has to spend it`s life explaining its parents.

Comment by Tracy

November 12th 2007 04:23


Movies and Life
It is weird, it's refreshing to see a celebrity be subtle (how often does that happen?), but this is bordering on ridic...

Comment by What's Your Story?

November 12th 2007 05:04


What's Your Story?
Big Day Plunge
Hahahaha you are hilarious!!!

-Toni

Comment by Lara M

November 12th 2007 05:55


Love Speaks
FUNNY, Kylie!
I saw a clip of the concert -- she looked really pleased

Comment by Mountain Fog

November 12th 2007 07:35


Infognito
...it could be gas!

fog

Comment by Tracy

November 12th 2007 07:48


Movies and Life
I love your answer, Fog!!

Comment by Damo

November 12th 2007 11:04


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
All this time I thought that Marc Antony was a tool.

Even tools can hit the target by accident.


Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 12th 2007 12:13


Pop Culturist
I think Jen's choice of a circus tent is entirely appropriate - though someone should inform her that it's called 'The Big Top' for another reason.

MNG

Comment by Always Eighteen

November 12th 2007 14:12


Always Eighteen: Japan Edition
Hahahah funny pust. Funny J Lo.

Comment by Aimzster

November 13th 2007 03:22


Health and Beauty
Reality TV
The Jeepney Stop
HAHAHAHAHA...... I never did see what she saw in him but then if Tommy Lee can get a date....

Comment by Michaelie

November 13th 2007 05:18


Flick Wit
But hey, congratulations to Jen and Marc. Mostly Jen though, cos she obviously REALLY wanted a child. Really really wanted one. Wanted one bad enough to have sex with Marc Anthony. Which is weird cos I didn't think that the undead could procreate.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You bloody crackup.

Michaelie

Comment by KylieW

November 13th 2007 06:03


Celebrity Obsession
Thanks for the comments guys!!! Sorry, it's been insane this is the first chance I've had to get on here today!

Comment by Mrs M

November 13th 2007 13:34


Mum's Word
She could have been a little bloated.....maybe....

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Louie

November 14th 2007 04:28


Climate Forum
Climate Red
randomthoughts
Phil's Wellness Tips
hope it/he/she looks like her.....

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