When Jessica Attacks
October 25th 2007 13:55
Is it just me, or does her top lip look suspiciously 'full' and collagen enhanced?
A real job? Maybe one where you play pretend? What's that called again? Acting. That's it. Yeah, he should get a real job like that.
If I was you Jess, I'd be happy that the paparazzi follow you. You can't act. Your only hope of being hired for movies is that studio bosses see pics of you in magazines and think that you're popular.
Who knew that anyone bothered following Jessica around when she wasn't with Justin Trousersnake?? Sure she's got a great body, but how many paparazzi can there be following her when Britney Spears is loose on the streets? Eh, maybe that photographer was a closest 7th Heaven fan.
Sorry for the late post. I've been running around getting myself ready to head to Hamilton Island for a few days (one day I will learn to get myself organised before the last minute......but that day is still a way off).
I will attempt to post updates while I'm away, but who knows, I may be too busy drinking margarita's by the pool. Anyway, it's just a short break, and I'll be back on Wednesday.
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Anyway, have a great time on Hamilton Island Kylie!
Michaelie
Comment by Mountain Fog
Infognito
damn...Hammy eh?
Take care, you might get snapped by the pool carousing wiith a celebrity....oh...sorry...tha t's right we don't have them, we have TV 'stars' and actors who make films overseas...and a whole bunch of talentless social hacks and serial aged brides who dominate the most boring social pages in the Western world...BUT...Timbersnake is here...in Brissy too...ya never know!!
I think this Jessica Biel woman looks like someone ironed her top lip flat.
Someone should tell her she looks ridiculous...well...maybe not, if she looked normal we wouldn't care...
Have a fab time...dumb arse thing to say isn't it? OF COURSE you're going to...
I will not be...sniff...
fog
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
They complain when they are followed and then complain when they aren`t - sad state of affairs these Hollywood types.
Have a great time away!
Ash
PS Fog you`re hilarious!
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
HAHAHAHAHA
Mis
Comment by Louie
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Just don't get trashed and drive or you'll have to do a post about yourself!!!!!!
happy friday
Louie
Comment by Raoul Duke
Style of Eye
I suppose one could ask Jess, but she might exaggerate.