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When Jessica Attacks

October 25th 2007 13:55
jessica biel
Is it just me, or does her top lip look suspiciously 'full' and collagen enhanced?
Jessica Biel went on the offensive yesterday and hit a paparazzi with an umbrella as she left her yoga class and apparently yelled at him to get a real job that didn't involve stalking other people.


A real job? Maybe one where you play pretend? What's that called again? Acting. That's it. Yeah, he should get a real job like that.

If I was you Jess, I'd be happy that the paparazzi follow you. You can't act. Your only hope of being hired for movies is that studio bosses see pics of you in magazines and think that you're popular.

Who knew that anyone bothered following Jessica around when she wasn't with Justin Trousersnake?? Sure she's got a great body, but how many paparazzi can there be following her when Britney Spears is loose on the streets? Eh, maybe that photographer was a closest 7th Heaven fan.

Sorry for the late post. I've been running around getting myself ready to head to Hamilton Island for a few days (one day I will learn to get myself organised before the last minute......but that day is still a way off).

I will attempt to post updates while I'm away, but who knows, I may be too busy drinking margarita's by the pool. Anyway, it's just a short break, and I'll be back on Wednesday.

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Hollyscoop.com

Photo credit - getty images

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Comment by Michaelie

October 25th 2007 14:14
I've never understood why anyone likes Jessica Beil. She doesn't do anything for me at all.

Anyway, have a great time on Hamilton Island Kylie!

Michaelie

Comment by Mountain Fog

October 25th 2007 15:03
KW,
damn...Hammy eh?

Take care, you might get snapped by the pool carousing wiith a celebrity....oh...sorry...tha t's right we don't have them, we have TV 'stars' and actors who make films overseas...and a whole bunch of talentless social hacks and serial aged brides who dominate the most boring social pages in the Western world...BUT...Timbersnake is here...in Brissy too...ya never know!!

I think this Jessica Biel woman looks like someone ironed her top lip flat.

Someone should tell her she looks ridiculous...well...maybe not, if she looked normal we wouldn't care...

Have a fab time...dumb arse thing to say isn't it? OF COURSE you're going to...

I will not be...sniff...

fog

Comment by Ash

October 25th 2007 21:09
Hi Kylie

how many paparazzi can there be following her when Britney Spears is loose on the streets?
hahahahaha!

They complain when they are followed and then complain when they aren`t - sad state of affairs these Hollywood types.

Have a great time away!

Ash

PS Fog you`re hilarious!

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 26th 2007 02:03
Kylie
HAHAHAHAHA
Mis

Comment by Louie

October 26th 2007 05:09
enjoy the Margareita's ........

Just don't get trashed and drive or you'll have to do a post about yourself!!!!!!

happy friday

Louie

Comment by Raoul Duke

October 26th 2007 09:19
... I'm heterosexually curious, but just how much of a snake does Mr. Timberlake actually have? Are there any fully verified source leaks?
I suppose one could ask Jess, but she might exaggerate.

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