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She Gets My Vote For Hottest Female - Warning, gratuituous bikini shots to follow

January 3rd 2007 23:45
I came across some pictures of Jessica Alba playing football at the beach the other day, and I have to say..........Damn that girl is hot!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not sure whether I hate her, because I want to look like her, or whether I just now have a girl crush on her. Take a look.



jessica alba
Jessica Alba's butt www.thesuperficial.com



Yes, Jessica Alba is only a tiny girl. But she has curves. Curves which most actresses have lost completely in their obsession for thinness. I mean, look at that butt! Who wouldn't kill to have an ass like that???

jessica alba from the front
Damn, she looks good from the front too! www.thesuperficial.com


And as you can see, the front view ain't too bad either! Add all this together to the fact that she's also gorgeous, and it'd be easy to hate her for being this hot. If you want to see lots more pics of Jessica at the beach, click here to go to The Superficial.


However, the fact that she is gorgeous, doesn't mean that she's not self-conscious. In an interview with IGN.com, Jessica says that she's not quite comfortable in her own skin, and is pretty critical of her body. In her movie, Into The Blue, Jessica spent pretty much the entire movie in a bikini. Of this, Jessica says "at the end of the day, I just had to think, girls that have curves and aren't, you know, the skinniest things in the world are going to feel [more] comfortable seeing me as the main character than somebody else, so hopefully, if I could do anything positive with it, I had to just think that maybe I would help young girls with their body image maybe."

Jessica has also said that she was intimidated having to wear a bikini in the movie next to co-star Ashley Scott, who is a model....translation, she's really tall and really thin!

I think Jessica looks healthy and bloody sexy. But if you weren't convinced, compare how Jessica looks in a bikini to how Nicole Richie can look in a bikini (warning....this pic is scary!).

nicole richie in a bikini
Nicole Richie Star Magazine

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Comment by postmoderncritic

January 4th 2007 00:07
Possibly the most exquisitely beautiful girl I've ever seen, on the outside... but her personality turns me off.

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 00:21
To be honest, I haven't heard her speak all that often. But I haven't found her too bad. You're right, she is beautiful!

Comment by Cibbuano

January 4th 2007 00:52
I've seen better pictures, though... she looks thinner than before.

Nicole Ritchie has a massive disorder...

Comment by TonyK

January 4th 2007 00:54
Jessica Alba is gorgeous and from interviews ive seen pretty hot too. But my god, Nicole Richie looks awful and her bikini bottoms dont even fit.

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 00:55
Thankfully I think Nicole has put on some weight since then. She doesn't look quite that bad these days...I don't think.

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 00:57
TonyK- Nicole didn't look too bad in the little pic...she's obviously a very petite girl....but that big one is scary.

Jessica looked great in Into The Blue......so did Paul Walker...mmmmm.....

Comment by Jessicca

January 4th 2007 01:00
You are so right about Jessica Alba Kylie! The first time I saw her on screen was when she was acting in Dark Angel. Now she is fully blossom into a beautiful young woman and yes, I believe she has been working towards a better image for the young'ns in the States these days.

Good post!
Jessicca

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 01:07
Thanks Jessica! I thought she was great in Dark Angel.

Comment by MelissaA

January 4th 2007 02:02
Seeing the photo there of Nicole Ritchie made me want to vomit!

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 02:08
It's not great is it!

Comment by David my David

January 4th 2007 02:18
Kylie W …

I come across pictures like the ones you put up all the time … ***

only after I’ve printed them out, though … ***

There’s a few women in life I’ve never come across … but I’ve shaken their hands … ***

And there’s a few women in life I’ve given the old ‘shake the hand’ thing a miss with just to come across them … ***

One of the things I most love about your post ?

It restores my faith in ‘freedom of Porn’ on the net …
I’m so glad ‘Freedom of Speech’ banned naughty words (especially those ones in the OED) …

I think you’re mistaken about her playing football though … I know a fair bit about football … (true football … AUSSIE RULES …

And she isn’t playing football in that pic …

She’s umpiring.

What she’s doing?

That’s the signal for ‘Holding the Head’ …

It’s a bit like the ‘Holding the Ball’ rule …

You’re only allowed to hold it for a certain time before you go for a ‘BOUNCE’ …

and kick a GOAL! …

I’m going to have to post a few rules about AUSSIE RULES on [name of this Website Deleted] …

This girl crush you talk about … ?

I’ve got a man crush ..
on myself
over her …

Thank God for ‘Freedom of Porn’ …

I’d love to go to town on this comment … but ‘Freedom of Speech’ prevents me doing that … ***

David …

GO GIRL! …

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 02:32
David,

I do so love reading your comments on posts everywhere. My only concern is that your comments may be more entertaining than my posts!

Freedom of Speech or Thought may come into question, but nothing will ever stop Freedom of Porn on the internet. After all, isn't that what the internet was created for? Us bloggers getting to crap on about whatever we like is just a by-product!

KylieW

Comment by Bryn

January 4th 2007 02:32
I've been into Ms Alba for many years ever since I first saw her as one of the snob girls in Never Been Kissed ... I knew then she would become an uberstar.
If I wasn't already planning to have Adriana Lima's babies, I'd be having Jessica's ... but I can be swayed either way ...
Apparently in post production the producers of Into The Blue had CGI artists reduce her bikini so that more "skin" was exposed!
There are few young Hollywood stars who, as far as I've seen of Jessica's pics, can NOT look unsexy.

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 02:40
Bryn,

Of course, I forgot she was in Never Been Kissed....I loved the Barbie costumes all those girls were at the prom!

You'll have to let us know whether Jessica manages to convince you to have her children before Adriana!

And you're right...I don't think I've seen a bad pic of her. I should hate her for that alone!

KylieW

Comment by AnthonyB

January 4th 2007 03:44
Dear god, that is ridiculous !! I didn't realise Richie was so thin. Jessica Alba isn't my cup of tea. I don't know, I find her a little too cute, too pretty. Personally, I like Alicia Silverstone. She has a bit of structure. She's has a soft, but firm kind of look.

I don't know, do most guys prefer girls who have that cute and vulnerable thing going? A bit like Katie Holmes.. I don't understand why everyone says she's hot. I mean yeah, she's pretty, but less than perfect.

Great post !!
- Anthony

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 04:24
AnthonyB,

I think Alicia Silverstone is gorgeous too. All I ever see are stories about how she's put on weight,....but that's a load of bull, she always looks good....she's just not a stick figure like most of Hollywood.

KylieW

Comment by Bryn

January 4th 2007 04:39
But a woman with REAL curves who is maturing oh so sensationally is Salma Hayek!

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 04:50
Very true Bryn, that is a chick with some smokin' curves. And Salma is aging exceptionally well! I was almost tempted to buy something from Avon because she was on the cover of their brochure.

Actually, come to think of it....why did I even have an Avon brochure???? weird..........

Comment by Bryn

January 4th 2007 04:59
Just for the record ... my top fave SEXIEST - current -celebrities are:
1. Adriana Lima
2. Jessica Alba
3. Salma Hayek
4. Eva Mendez
5. Carla Gugino


That's off the top of my ... er .. head .... lol

Comment by Bryn

January 4th 2007 05:00
haha, I just noticed .. they're all "Ahhh's" .... lol gettit?

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 05:15
LOL, They are all aahs!

Some good choices there.

I was worried for a second, when I read Eva Mendez, cos I thought it was Eva Longoria.....who I find bland as can be. Eva Mendez however, very hot.

Carla Gugino is one out of left field that wouldn't be on most people's list. Nice choice though, she's very cute. I'm going to show my trashy roots here and say I loved her in Son in Law (sadly....up there with Cool as Ice as one of my favourite movies).

I must admit, until you mentioned her earlier I didn't know who Adriana Lima was....but then I looked her up. I can see her appeal. What I wouldn't give to look like that in lingerie!

You do like em' exotic looking don't you?

Comment by Bryn

January 4th 2007 05:19
yes, i like 'em dark, golden and exotic ... as they say the darker the berry the sweeter the juice ... ahem!

Comment by KylieW

January 4th 2007 05:25
GH (that's giggling hysterically).

Comment by AnthonyB

January 4th 2007 06:27
Did Alica Silverstone cop the flak for her weight issues after the Batman film? She looked great in that movie !!

I read one blog that even said "she's a snoozefest... come on, Alicia, give us a scandal... we miss the Fat/Batgirl days.." What a terrible thing to say. I'd marry her in a heartbeat.

- Anthony

Comment by Joe Blogg

January 4th 2007 07:34
Got any raunchy pics of Julia Gillard?


Comment by David my David

January 4th 2007 07:47
KylieW ...

Don't worry about it ... I wasnt aware that this [name of Site deleted] had anything to do with entertainment. I thought it was all about popularity and vote counts. But I'm not that computer savvy ...

Hell, I was just raising your vote count???

And visiting you so you would visit mine???

And raise my popluarity and vote count???

By the way, I'm not a Protestant.

And I don't infer humans are dogs, either. (only in private??? Na, I've got lots better terms than that in my vocabulary ... ***

I wonder what would happen if i just put naked pics up on my site without any words at all???

I might put a picture up of a naked dog. I saw one out on the street today ... Disgusting!... The thought that came to mind (apart from a bit of frothy bubbling, festering, blistering thoughts) ??? ...

Heck, it's bad enough down at the local beach in summer with all those girls in skimpy bikinis ... where you can see nearly everything ... like they're almost naked ... (WHOAH ... the one I saw today!) ... and now dog owners are letting their little puppies run around without clothes on ...

I don't want to see doggy doodles ... (or that other thingy they have when they're bitches ... [Sorry, I'm male ... not familiar with female anatomy and the correct medical terminology ... Is it lack of doodle or inverted doodle?

Okay. just going out to take some pics on the streets ... and expect to see a bit of 'doggy' porn on my site soon ... No more words ... all visual images of naked dogs ... But there'll be no sex ... or mention of it in words ... just pictures ...

David ...

Comment by Norm

January 4th 2007 07:57
KylieW,
Joan of Arc, now that's a hot female. There should be more of it too.
Norm.

Comment by Joe Blogg

January 4th 2007 20:08

Comment by KylieW

January 5th 2007 03:39
Oh man, I commented back on here this morning and it hasn't shown up. I know I didn't hallucinate doing it!!

AnthonyB - Alicia looked hot in Batman. And yes she was held up as being fat afterwards. Heck, she should have been ridiculed. Obviously she chose to eat food instead of just look at and revel in the self satisfaction of denial like other actresses....idiots! BTW that Batman movie, even though it was universally panned, was my favourite. It was funny (was it meant to be?? hmmm....maybe that was why it was panned).

JoeBlogg - Ohhh, Julia of the fiery Red Heads. Julia is far too sensible to be posing for sexy shots. But I'm sure the minute she is actually a likely contender to lead the lost Labour party, those photo's will surface.

Norm - hehehe, hot....she was burnt...heheh, get it. It's funny cos it's true.

Of course Norm, Joan of Arc was only 14 years old. Perhaps you'd like to retract that statement before the morally upstanding masses burn you at the stake????

Comment by tinkster

January 6th 2007 02:41
I agree about Jessica. What I like most about her is that she has some class. She isn't running around like Brit, Paris, and Lindsey just making the tabloids. Her body is great, and I am with you...I want it for myself, but I have to admit she is hot. I hope she keeps her level head. She is a good girl with the right priorities....Hey you know Voices handed Muzikal Mafia over to me. Stop by sometime. I promise I will be back.....
Come and talk to me -
Tinkster

Comment by Bryn

January 6th 2007 03:55
Three other celebrity women who float my boat are:
Beyonce
Rihanna

and French ex-porn star Tabitha Cash (she is something to behold indeed) ...

Comment by Tracy

January 6th 2007 04:32
One of the things that I love about Orble is how I always learn so much....I didn't know who Adriana Lima was, so I've learnt a lot from you, Bryn...it sounds like you're brewing an exotic and strong top ten list of women to devour...brilliant...

Comment by Bryn

January 7th 2007 21:54
They are women ... here them ROAR!

Comment by Bryn

January 7th 2007 21:58
er ... hear that is ...

Comment by KylieW

January 8th 2007 03:09
I've never heard of Tabitha Cash, so we'll take your word on her Bryn.

Comment by Tracy

January 8th 2007 03:18
Nicely corrected, Bryn.....

Comment by Norm

January 8th 2007 08:04

Comment by Norm

January 8th 2007 08:06

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