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Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Break Up......Or Have They?

May 22nd 2007 03:38
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Jessica Simpson
The worlds most boring couple, broke up last week. PerezHilton was the first to break the news that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had split up. People soon confirmed the story.


According to reports, John dumped Jessica (well Jessica can't think for herself, so of course she couldn't be the one to do the dumping). But sources have said that the couple have broken up many times throughout their relationship and always gotten back together. The source said that the couple had been phoning and emailing each other.

When news of the split broke, Jess was in Cannes promoting her new film Major Movie Star (seriously, it's called that......irony huh?). When asked by reporters how she was doing, Jessica said that she was 'very happy', though she didn't want to talk about her personal life.

To celebrate the demise of their relationship, John went partying in New York. The singer was spotted at New York hotspot Stereo, where he was seen drinking not one, but TWO glasses of Jack Daniels........whoa there John, be careful or it'll be off to rehab for you!

Not content to simply break up and disappear off our radar altogether, the former lovebirds reunited in New York on Sunday night for a date. According to People's source, the couple "went on a date last night. They had a great time. They had dinner."


Damn, these two are so boring they can't even reunite in an interesting fashion!!! Now if Jessica had run into John Mayer at an event and he dragged her away from her date by her hair for a screaming match followed by make up sex in a broom closet somewhere.........well, that would be.......well.....cool!! But no. They go on a date.

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Comment by Miswanderlust

May 22nd 2007 04:01
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Now if Jessica had run into John Mayer at an event and he dragged her away from her date by her hair for a screaming match followed by make up sex in a broom closet somewhere

Bwhahahaha

Comment by charliesgirl_992000

May 22nd 2007 04:12
They sooo need to just split for good. They are sooo on again, off again, on again, off again. it is, sooo boring!!! give it up already. Tammy

Comment by KylieW

May 22nd 2007 04:21
Mis -That would be a newsworthy story.....but oh no, they have to be boring!

Tammy - you said it sister!

Kylie

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