Jennifer Aniston Tries Desperately To Be Interesting
December 12th 2008 04:30
I'm practically naked. Naked definitely isn't boring.
Even though Jen only recently came out saying that she just can't understand everyone's fascination with celebrities and that we should all mind our own business she still can't help but talk about Brad and Ange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Brad and Ange and hearing confirmation that the two of them got together during the filming of Mr and Mrs Smith, Jen says "Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time. But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me."
You know what Jen, you know where most of the media stories regarding Brad, Ange and you seem to come from? You blabbing incessently on about it. Move on. Brad and Angelina have had 3 kids and adopted 2 in the time that you two have been broken up. They clearly have moved on.......maybe you could do us all a favour and just move the f**k on yourself.
You're boring. Angelina isn't (well, she's a bit boring now, but my 95 yr old grandmother who sits in a chair all day watching tv is less boring than Jen!). Yes, you've got a great body. You should really look after it. Cos it's your best feature by far. Never ever try to get by on your personality........it REALLY won't work.
So what else did Jen have to say. On the topic of doing a female version of Wedding Crashers, Jen says "It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America.... There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that's not my favorite theme."
Of course its not your favourite theme..............and I think we all know why.
Honestly, Jennifer Aniston makes Nicole Kidman seem like an interesting person. Nicole really should send Jen a gift basket.
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