Janice Dickinson - Desperately Seeking Attention
November 20th 2007 02:49
The self-proclaimed Worlds First Supermodel, Janice Dickinson is a bit long in the tooth these days. While she runs her own modelling agency, lets face it, clients are hardly beating down her door to get Janice to model for anything. So, desperate for attention, Janice has revealed to the News of the World her bi-sexual nature.
Seeking attention is nothing new for Janice. She regularly flashes her undies at paparazzi, apparently unconcerned that NOBODY wants to see the undies of a 52 yr old too-skinny and over plastic surgery'd hag.
So, what did Janice have to tell the News of the World?
Janice once cheated on Mick Jagger with her best friend, a gorgeous blonde named Pia. "Pia and I ended up spending an awesome evening together—having the best sex ever."
Janice also claims to have slept with Kelly LeBrock and Grace Jones. Kelly LeBrock I understand. Heck, back in her day, I would have slept with Kelly. She was gorgeous. But WHO the hell would sleep with Grace Jones???? Someone freaky that's who.
While Janice currently has a boyfriend, she says that she actually prefers women, saying "You get to have sex, swap shoes and that toilet seat stays down at all times."
Well, good for you Janice. Sleep with who you want, male or female. But seriously, telling your story to the newspapers just reeks of desperate media whoring. Just accept the fact that your time is over, and go crawl in a hole somewhere and wait for all the plastic in your face and boobs to melt. You bore me.
Links
News of the World
Janice Dickinson photo credit
Grace Jones photo credit
Please put the dress back down. Nobody wants to see what you've got to offer Janice
So, what did Janice have to tell the News of the World?
Janice once cheated on Mick Jagger with her best friend, a gorgeous blonde named Pia. "Pia and I ended up spending an awesome evening together—having the best sex ever."
Would you sleep with this woman??
While Janice currently has a boyfriend, she says that she actually prefers women, saying "You get to have sex, swap shoes and that toilet seat stays down at all times."
Well, good for you Janice. Sleep with who you want, male or female. But seriously, telling your story to the newspapers just reeks of desperate media whoring. Just accept the fact that your time is over, and go crawl in a hole somewhere and wait for all the plastic in your face and boobs to melt. You bore me.
Links
News of the World
Janice Dickinson photo credit
Grace Jones photo credit
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Pictures of Grace in her prime...
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That's reason enough for her to take your advice and crawl into a hole right there.
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Now I know what I am doing wrong in getting the publishers attention...*lol* I might stop short of talking about my "night's out" though..
Funny post, thanks for the laugh!
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Janice is one crazy biotch!
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Charming. Isn't she the really nasty one?
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And hells yeah I'd sleep with Grace Jones. She scares the shit out of me, but in a good way.
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She is a terrible woman, I saw an ep of the model program where she was calling someone fat. Like you said, too much ego....
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Grace is perfect! Singer, model, actress, DIVA!
And you? Who you are?
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